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conn
Responsible
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God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 01:10 PM |
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Gimme the new Shades B'gone spray (I need to have some advantage over Murphy  ).
I am sorry, my lord, but i do not have that "spray"[to himself:What does spray mean???]Perhaps when my supplier delivers the new items in the month of the flower(=march) i will have this "spray". But i can help you with a "Zipped mouth for ghosts" scroll. Do you wish to purchase it? 
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2001 01:14 PM |
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eyebrow rises...
...do you happen to have a scroll of "mouth shut for fire elementals"? ...it would be really Hexcellent!!!
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Lord_Woock
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Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:19 PM |
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Ok, I'll tell you what's a spray. It isn't a popular invention, but I happen to know it (my granpa invented it!). It looks like a very small barrel. It has a button on top of it. When you press it, a cloud comes out of the hole in the button. And Shades B'Gone makes the shade/shadow affected by the cloud (more often called gas), it is brought to it's material for permanently.
::Gives Conn a piece of parchment with the address of Shades B'Gone producer::
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 01:28 PM |
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To Lith:
I don't think that Hexa will be pleased if start selling that scroll... And since he may bring me more customers, for the moment i do not have that scroll... 
To Lord_Wook:
As soon as i contact the producer i shall offer what you call "spray". And i promise that you will be the first to get it. Is that to your satisfaction, my lord?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:32 PM |
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Yes, but don't count on me buying anything else if you call me wook once more. You can find the reason in the truth thread.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2001 01:36 PM |
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relax Dwarf...
...my friend is new in these parts.. don't expect him to know everything about us...
...and Conn, I have a few friends looking for a new warhammer and a battle claw... maybe a dagger and a sword too...
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Hexa
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posted December 14, 2001 01:38 PM |
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Edited By: Hexa on 14 Dec 2001
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[Hexa silently walkes out of the store again after hearing what Lith ordered......
[is that a flamey tear we see falling to the ground....]
.... Beneath the raw noise of the eternal flames they hear a sad voice whisper ....
Now I know who my friends are ...]!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:40 PM |
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...my friend is new in these parts.. don't expect him to know everything about us...
I know! That's why I warned his instead of going berserk!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 01:41 PM |
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My dwarven friend, I humbly appologize if i have offended you in any way, through my ignorance. If you will be so kind as to tell my how you wish to be called, it shall never happen again.
To Lith:
You can assure your friends that only quality items can be found in my shop. I would not dare insult the memory of my grandfather by selling poor quality items. And, of course, any friend of yours is a friend of mine.
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 01:48 PM |
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Lunch Break
I will be unavailable for the next hour. But i will be back today.
To my dwarven friend: When i come back i shall have you r spray.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:49 PM |
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Don't worry! Everyone makes mistakes! Just try not do that again and you can feel safe . And when ordering that spray, make sure you mention me. This way, you'll get it faster!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted December 14, 2001 02:14 PM |
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am back
So Conn were is my axe ive met some trogledytes i really want to take care of *big smile*
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2001 02:32 PM |
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heh...
...that fire elmental is quite an actor... ...I'll send them over...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 02:52 PM |
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I am Back!
Lord_Echo:
Here is your axe , my lord. I have fixed some small dents in the edge. Also, the edge has been extreme sharpened, and i have used a trick my father taught me so it weill keep it's edge longer and better. I hope you shall be satisfied with what i have done to your axe. And, remember, whenever you are in need of equipment, I can get anything.
To my dwarven friend:
I have found your spray. Here it is, and use wisely for it is known that when beeings change their form the repercusions might be "unexpected"...
P.S. You still haven't told me how to call you. Until you do, i shall call you "my dwarven friend"(if it is OK with you)
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Tristan
Promising
Known Hero
illegally insane
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posted December 14, 2001 04:19 PM |
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Tristan wanders in and looks around...
After a time, he approaches the counter to ask about possible quantity discounts.
I am less than satisfied with my current supplier, and was wondering about prices on pikes and halbards in the hundreds. Also, any suggestions on a training version that is nonlethal but still has the same feel?
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If you learn so much by losing, why am I so dumb?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 08:09 PM |
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Calling me that way is fine with me. Others call me Woock, Lord Woock or LW. All these ways of calling me are ok with me. And thatnks for the spray! Oh, and could you please take care of my axe? :: Puts some coins and his axe which is slightly longer than the counter on the counter::
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 10:03 PM |
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To Tristan:
Usually we only deal in speciality items and artifacts. However, if you could convince a FIRE ELEMENTAL (hint,hint) i could try to manufacture the weapons needed for your generals and captains. You have to understand that i am the only one workng in this shop, so i couldn't possibly manufacture weapons for an entire army. Maybe i should hire a couple of gnolls to help me out, it seems i am starting to need it...
And about the nonlethal versions for the halberds, i think that the best way for your soldiers to learn the art of war is still with the original versions. After all, war is not for weaklings...
To Woock:
Of course i will take care of it. It shall be given my special treatment.
P.S About the name, it was a spelling mistake that shall never repeat.
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted December 14, 2001 10:11 PM |
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Oh!
You have crowd here.
Sorry for that post.
Maybe I will buy something too.
But now I`m going to check your store.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 14, 2001 10:12 PM |
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hmm, whats this? [sees the woocky approaching him with the spray] you dont think that at the chemichal defense division of Shady Acres, we havent developed a defense for that? [whips out his own spray bottle and sprays himself] ahh, its called "Shade B'gone B'gone"
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Wyvern
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 15, 2001 09:07 AM |
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Dear shopkeeper, I see that you say that you're back... and I hope that you are not IamBACK... Anyway, do you give HoMM4 for free? If so, I will tell you my address - I expect my gift not later than a month.
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