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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 03, 2004 12:46 AM |
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Quote:
Vadskye: "Oh, that old thing? I took it down when I wanted some gold. I must have forgotten to put it up again. Sorry!"
Gorman: "...You die."
Humph! U will now for speaking as me!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Nimrod_The_D...
Known Hero
PoStEr Of BaBeS
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posted April 06, 2004 08:56 PM |
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o_O
i never robbed ur mine gorman!
i just... borrowed some shiny metal pieces from it!
ull get it again soon... i guess!
MWOHAHAHAHAHH!
silly u
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[naked Girl]
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 07, 2004 12:28 AM |
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Quote:
i never robbed ur mine gorman!
i just... borrowed some shiny metal pieces from it!
ull get it again soon... i guess!
MWOHAHAHAHAHH!
silly u
I'll either get my borrowed shiny metal pieces back now or there's going to be a mess on the shop floor that MM will have to clean up. The mess either being your guts or your poopied in pants! The first is looking very promising right now!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 07, 2004 04:34 AM |
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Hi, I'm looking a shiny new barbarian suit for the Barbarian's Ball. If you have any blue leather belts with silver studs and a yellow lointhong you'd really be helping me out. Here's a few invitations to hand out, we're going for a big turnout this year.
Also can I see your range of ornamental battle-axes?
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Orion
Known Hero
Dark God of Ordered Chaos
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posted June 12, 2004 06:51 AM |
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I want a gladius katana long sword some knive short sword
and your best bow and some strong flexible armor got to be black and cant weigh more than a hand full of grams each except the swords which should be nice balanced weight wise all made from mithril and blessed by a supreme arch angel (Orion hands over a Sacks filled with gold) and money no object
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil, for it bends to my will
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Pirahna
Famous Hero
or not ...
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posted July 18, 2004 10:26 PM |
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Look at what i found :
Shop for Piranha at Argos
Choose Piranha from over 10,000 products at the official Argos catalogue shopping website.
I'm for sale ... ladies ... buy me !
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The Pirahna - wow guys ... my posts keep decreasing ... lol ... i can't post
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 19, 2004 01:21 PM |
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Sushi! 
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 19, 2004 11:40 PM |
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LOL @ Woock
Talk about a guy who comes up w/the craziest stuff....LOL
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted July 20, 2004 01:51 PM |
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Craziest? It's perfectly logical. Pirahna = fish. Where do people sell fish? At pet stores and food related businesses. Like chinese restaurants.
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2004 07:20 PM |
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Seems to me that I have a yellow lointhong lying around someplace... Or was that a jockstrap of holding???
I also have a couple of friends who could pass for ornamental battleaxes....
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 26, 2004 04:19 PM |
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Well if it isn't the lovely Peacemaker. What can I do for you.
*Mighty Mage notices the other customers looking quite annoyed at the fact that he's ignoring them.*
Heh heh...I'll be with you in just a moment.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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barbarian
Famous Hero
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posted July 26, 2004 04:25 PM |
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I once got from the shopkeeper a good spear, but it got rusty after 3 years, so i need a new one, who is the shopkeeper here?
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It's optional.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 28, 2004 04:01 AM |
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You're lookin at him buddy. You need a spear huh? Ok, how's this one. Perfect for a man of such barbaric qualities such as yourself. It's called the Centaurs Spear of Fury. Notice the wonderfully sleek design. The spear tip is lined with hooked razors made for sliding in easy and than ripping the s*it out of your enemy. It's oak shaft is nearly unbreakable with it's steel core. Plus it's stained wood so it looks nice.
It's yours for only 200GP.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted July 28, 2004 04:06 AM |
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Hey MM! I need items for Pirating and for fighting Forsaken Ones. Have you any ideas for this Archangel? 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted July 28, 2004 04:17 AM |
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A magog walked into the shop.
Deimos: Hey mage! I need something to block hypnosis.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 14, 2004 06:29 PM |
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"Old" Shop Closing
It's come to my attention that with the new and younger business in town, there's no need for Conn's Old Shop anymore. As some of you may know (and others of you just don't care), Before Conn left our world he bestowed unto me the keys (and bills) of this glorious...shack. Well, Lith and I went ahead and re-built the place but the business was not as we expected. Lith soon deserted me with this god forsaken hell...I mean wonderful place and I tried to bring back the people but so far the most we get is a few straglers...and Demios. The renovations cost too much and I can only steal...uh...borrow so much from the Royal Order of Supreme Magi. For the next week or so we will be holding a Closing Sale at which point everything will be marked down to low prices. LOW PRICES! Come on in before the doors close for good.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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perromatador
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 12, 2004 10:35 PM |
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need new matador tools
I need some new gear for my work. I am looking for a three-pronged steel sticker with expansion chambers.
If you have explosive pellets that will eplode the guts of a mediun size dog to large size dogs I need two cases or three hundred count. If I am satisfied with my new purchases I will always be a loyal client. ThanksQuote:
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted November 13, 2004 04:19 AM |
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"Old" Shop Closing
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John says to live above hell.
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Conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted November 22, 2004 05:26 PM |
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Edited By: Conn on 22 Nov 2004
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stumbling into the shop....
hears MightyMage talking Quote:
I there's no need for Conn's Old Shop anymore
NO NEED FOR MY SHOP?? I am offended, sir. I tell you, really, realy offended! HM! Let me tell you, there will always be a need for my shop! Just because i have some bussiness to take care in RL, doesn't mean all this heroes don't need to buy equipment!
OOC: heh...sorry for my absence for such a long time, but RL is really taking hold of me....and i have my bar exams starting in 2 days, so i'm not gonna be around for another couple of weeks...but after that, i'll start taking care of this place... 
IC:
So, while i go to take a shower and clean myself, pleasee feel free to browse the merchandise and pick something you like
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 Whatever does not kill us, only makes us stronger
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 23, 2004 05:11 PM |
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(OOC)
Good luck on your bar exam, Conn.
A hint: You're more likely to pass on the first take if you borrow the tapes of the bar courses and listen to them day and night.
A one-page road map on every subject (to be studied and memorized) really helped me recall legal issues as well.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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