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Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Slava14
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posted February 28, 2002 07:02 PM
Edited By: Slava14 on 28 Feb 2002

And then the Youngman came and said "the Box Altar needs a change!".
And so, to statue wass surrounded by a pool of wine, and a bridge, so that th Oldman will still be able to worship and turn the Knobs.

Ant that was also Good.
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Lord_Echo
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posted February 28, 2002 07:16 PM

ok ok ok..... WORSHIPPING THE GODNESS OF ROMANA THE GOD OF WISDOM, WINE (mmmmm) AND SEDUCTION (what ever that is) lol this is fun
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted February 28, 2002 08:13 PM

I'm not the Goddess of wisdom...Djive is..
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Zud
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box worshipper
posted February 28, 2002 08:17 PM

I need to be an initiate to this church

I love to drink from the stream whence I came, does this qualify one for the worshiping of the box? (the knobs are nice too, but I thought you were just supposed to reach around and not up)
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Oldtimer
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posted February 28, 2002 08:33 PM

Others were jealous of the power of the Goddesses and their Box. Sir Stiven came forth and demanded worship.  Some of those men who worshipped Thunder's Rod came forth from the closet and began to worship the Rod of Stiven.  Yet they were still persecuted and cast out.  They went back in their closets.

Others came forth to worship the Box, yet they wanted to follow their own ideas of worship and not that of the Goddesses.  They tried to worship the Box from behind the statue, and to turn the Knobs from behind.  This gave great anger to the Goddesses and they spake saying, "Worship the Box like the old man.  Pay attention and use the Gift of Tounges.  Never worship the Hole as if it was the Box or we shall smite thee."

Yet one of the Goddesses was pleased with the worship of the Hole.  She began to gather followers to meet in secret.
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Zud
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posted February 28, 2002 08:40 PM
Edited By: Zud on 28 Feb 2002

worshiping of the hole

but the thunder stick worshipers also worship the hole!!!!

will they come out of the closet to toss the goddesses salad?
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Djive
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posted February 28, 2002 08:40 PM
Edited By: Djive on 28 Feb 2002

Quote:
There is only one God (well if u dont count Alan Shearer which is the football God) and thats me. And by judging of romanas signature she has understood that too



A God would not show the Swedish Princess surrounded by people waving Norwegian Flags. The very thought is absurd!!!

Besides, by showing the picture you declared the Princess as your Goddess.

We don't tolerate any Male Gods here and mentioning/showing Worship to other 'deities' than us is strictly forbidden.

* Kicks out Sir_Stiven from the Temple. *

* Burns all pictures of Alan Shearer. *

* Zaps Alan Shearer into a Toad *
(Sorry Alan nothing personal. It will pass in 3 days time.)

Now, Stefan you can bow yourself before the mighty Toad of Alan Shearer.
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Wesley
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posted February 28, 2002 08:49 PM

Good going djive!

For turning a stupid King of soccer into a toad I will sacrifice!!!


My brothers Soccerpicture album to you! O Godess of wisdom!
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posted February 28, 2002 09:42 PM

And it came to pass that Sir Stiven became jealous of the power that the Box had over the men.  He set out to join with the Thunder god and his Rod.  Stiven was impressed by the size of the Rod.  He fell to his knees and began to worship it.  Thunder was pleased with the worship of the Rod and saw that Stiven had his own Rod.  It was thick and straight and Thunder worshipped it.  Then Stiven said unto Thunder, "We should find Shearer, for he is the god of Balls.  As I worship your Rod I would also worship His Balls."  

So the gods went to find the god of Balls, and their followers began to practice the worship of the Profit Zud.  But Zud was agast that his worship was practiced by the men in the closets.
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Zud
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posted February 28, 2002 09:52 PM

I am definatly a worshipper of the box

no hole worshiping here (unless thats what the box demands)

who else thinks oldtimer should change professions to be a cheap porn novel writer?
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posted February 28, 2002 10:03 PM
Edited By: Oldtimer on 28 Feb 2002

The profit Zud fell to his knees crying, "Whoa is me for teaching the men the worship of the hole!"  He went from closet to closet trying to reform the worshipers of the Rod.  "Seek not worship in the Hole!  Turn back to the box!  I renounce the worship of the Hole."

But his words feel upon deaf ears.  The men would not stop worshipping the Rod.  And they found that the Worship of the Hole made their Rod worship Complete.  But they continued to call themselves the followers of the Prophet Zud, but others just called them Zuddites.

Zud became crestfallen.  He returned to the temple to worship the Box.  The Goddess who had the secret worshippers came upon Zud.  "I will let you worship the Hole."  The secret Goddess spake to Zud.  "For you know the secrets of the Hole and I need you to teach My worshippers."

So Zud became the high priest of the sect of the Hole, although he still worshipped the Box when he was in public.
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posted February 28, 2002 10:20 PM
Edited By: Cat on 28 Feb 2002

And lo...

the toad that once was alan shearer fell upon the Rod of Stiven and died a painful death....

'Let this be a lesson to you all' spoke the goddess of revealing underclothes 'that the worship of false Rods leads to death, where as worship of the box leads to a deeper satisfaction (at least for me!)..'
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posted February 28, 2002 10:23 PM

Sir Stiven became angry with the worshippers of the Box.  He knew that all ahould bow down and worship the great god of Balls.  In his anger he began to smite the old man who had taught the people the true meaning of worship.  The old man felt defiled by the great Rod and the great Balls.  

"Oh help me my beautiful Goddesses, all your servant wants is to worship at your glorious Box!" cried the old man as the vengeful god prepared to smite him.

The Goddesses took pity upon their faithful servant and let him come inside their Box.  The old man felt warm and safe and was well pleased, protected from his enemies.
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posted February 28, 2002 10:29 PM

After this occurence, the belief in Goddess miracles of the box grew throughout the land, asothers bowed down an forgot the world of rod worship in their peity... But there were still a few who did not believe... so the Goddess of revealing underclothes turned them all into newts so they could learn that when you are a small being with a long tounge, a Box is better to worship than a Rod...
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posted February 28, 2002 10:39 PM

And the men who had their women worship the Rod fashioned little rods for themselves.  They tried to worship the Box using their rods.  But they pleased the god of the Rod long before the Goddesses of the Box felt any worship.  The Goddesses spake unto them. "Continue with your worship of the Box with thy tiny rods, for we find this worship interesting." Low their words feel upon deaf ears for the men with the rods fell asleep, and the Goddesses lay down needing worship.
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Cat
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posted February 28, 2002 10:46 PM

Goodness OT, you make it sound like women have no idea about self-worship.. LMAO!!
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posted February 28, 2002 10:52 PM

So the great Goddess of revealing underclothes Came unto the old man.  "You are safe old one,  Abide here in my Box and you can worship me."  The old one worshiped the Box and came to understand some of the teachings of the Goddess.  He found that the women that had to worship the Rod for their men secretly worshipped the Box while their men were in the state of slumber.  Many of the women secretly worshipped the Box together.  The old man watched and felt himself needing to worship the Box again.  So he Came inside the Box and continued to worship as the Goddess told him many things.  Again and agian he worshipped, more than he ever had before.
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Sir_Stiven
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posted February 28, 2002 10:54 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 28 Feb 2002

If youre searching for my posts here im afraid that u have to search very very hard to find them. Since none of them had anything useful in them (except for that Madeleine picture ) i decided to delete all of them. I apologize if anyone took things personally. This is just alittle to much fantasy for me (come on, worshiping women? ) so i reckoned i leave this for ppl that enjoys it. So you will have too look for another "bad guy" now

/Stefan

Edit: or just insult football and youll hear from me again
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted February 28, 2002 11:29 PM

Ok..Let's get one thing straight here...
I was kept to a promise to change my signature to what it says now..Sir-Stiven beat me in a game and this is his reward ...Because I'm very honorable I keep my promises, but that doesn't mean I stand behind it..
And I definately don't worship the Hole

Now let's party


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posted February 28, 2002 11:44 PM
Edited By: Oldtimer on 28 Feb 2002

And it came to pass that Hexa was the High priest of the worship of Romana.  But He came to the old man and Said, "I choose to worship the Rod all by myself."  The old man was amazed, for how could the high preist of the lovely goddess come to defiled himself with self worship.  He spake unto Hexa, "Son, do not abuse thy Rod, worship the Goddess with all your heart.  Try the gift of Tounges, and the Goddess shall smile unto you."

Hexa contemplated the words of the old man, shall he continue to worship himself or devote himself to his favorite Goddess.  So he went out to seek the advice of the prophet Zud.
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