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Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 23, 2005 12:27 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 22 Jul 2005

(Emerges from her chambers briefly)

Whee!!! RSF -- a yahoo worth his salt -- has returned!!!  And what's this --

the box = The Gootch?

(Now THAT's a picture...)

Romy, I ran into Pan in the Wastelands and invited her to come visit us.  Caught her in leathers cracking a whip at the guys.  Let's see if she's got what it takes to be a Goddess, whaddaya think?  Looks pretty promising so far...

(OOC)  Pan, in addition to reading the pages set out above in my post to Shiva, you must advanced-google "the Box" in order to glean an important understanding of the storyline here.  The pages I listed are all me, me, me... But I'm damn proud of 'em gotta tellya.  Of course most of the main characters are in those pages too, but I chose 'em mainly because I'm self absorbed (And rightly so BTW).

And Knobs and Knockers too.

Anything else, Romy?

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pandora
pandora


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posted July 23, 2005 12:30 AM

(ooc back at ya)

Ok, I'm Pandora and you're telling me about the box?? , I could tell you some things  

J/K aside, I will look into the history so as to not mess up, I've had the fun of RP'ing with RSF and Romy before , might be cool to get into it again
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 23, 2005 12:33 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 22 Jul 2005

(still OOC) Oops -- did I put my foot in it again?  I thought you said you hadn't actually been a Goddess in the Temple -- or is The Box present in other threads?

(DUH)

Perhaps you were speaking of "The Box" in generic terms... Forgive my confusion.
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pandora
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posted July 23, 2005 12:36 AM

ooc again - i'm not making a good start here, sorry

I meant in reference to Pandora's box.. you know, all the evils of the world, only hope left inside after I opened it and all that jazz...

*taps mic*

Is this thing on?
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 23, 2005 12:36 AM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 22 Jul 2005

(ROFL -- Peace's premature senility shines through once again)

Nevermind.  I got it the second I hit "Submit."  Try & ignore the stupid look on my face as frequently as possible...

 
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Shadowcaster
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posted July 23, 2005 07:22 AM

A scared little gnome walks through the magnificent arches of the temple, holding a job offer in his hand. Someone had sent out a flyer saying they needed something called a bottomless pit tested for them, and this was the address on the paper. He didn't know what 'bottomless' meant, but was bound to find out sooner or later.

Gnomes are not renowned for their brainpower.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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posted July 23, 2005 07:35 AM

Zzz...zzz...zzz...

Huh, what... Oh, wait. Someone actually walked in here. They might disrupt the fungus here...

Oh, well. I'll be surprised if they stay longer than a few days. As I said before, every now and then, someone wanders in, but no one likes to stay in a place that is overrun with rain, fungus and half-disappeared into the mists of time. No need to bother...

*Keeps floating and watches the scene*
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted July 23, 2005 06:30 PM
Edited By: Romana on 23 Jul 2005

After a while of watching Peace make blunder after blunder with Pandora..


Pandora..don't mind Peacemaker..she's getting more gaga by the day *makes gestures around her head*

I swear...it has something to do with that nasty pumpkin Gootch..

turns to the little gnome..

job offer? (nothing to do with the wind i hope)
a bottomless armpit?? well it would certainly explain that putrid smell that's hanging around here all of a sudden.. I swear..It smells exactly like Marelt..*shrugs*


As you can see my dear Pandora..things are a bit ..strange around here..
But I am delighted you want to join! Welcome welcome! Have some tea!..don't mind the bull! Meet shiva : the destroyer of worlds!

*this is starting to sound like the circus! *
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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 23, 2005 07:52 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 23 Jul 2005

OOC: Read my posts on page 45 to learn about my references to the box.

A limp and unconscious RSF lies on the floor with a box sitting on his stomach growling whenever anyone gets close.
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Shiva
Shiva


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posted July 23, 2005 09:10 PM

Ya know, Pan, all these folks with a history, you
and I are the interlopers here. That ain't no blue bull
either. The thing is, while they are all gasping , panting,worshipping ( by the way, got to hand to RSF who can still growl whilst lieing on the floor unconcious) and
doing other assorted sundry fungus like things, we come in
here clean as a whistle with a fresh persepctive.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that my fresh perspective is a kind of freshness that is fresh out of any ideas as to what is going on here. After that tea that Romana gave me, the world looks kind of strange and I'm a little confused as to which is which way is which way. But still,
I do know what box you are refering to, that one thats in
your attic waiting for someone to open it. I hope you
didn't open it already!

AS to RSF's box sitting on his chest, sounds like some kind of idle idol, and its 'gainst my religion to worship anything that doesn't kiss me.

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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 23, 2005 10:32 PM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 23 Jul 2005

OOC: Oldtimer is the creator of our beloved "box" reference. He RPed as an old man that worships the box day and night without ever stopping to rest. So the box is a double entendre. If you still don't get it, well then I'll let your parents explain that one to you.

Oh and to Shiva - the box is growling not RSF's stomach.
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted July 24, 2005 01:14 PM

transports RSF to the Void where he can OOC as much as he wants  

Well there was nothing special in the tea..except for some mushrooms I found on the way over.

thinks about the mushroom joke..

*I still don't get it.. ???*

No need to read the entire history, except if you can maybe solve that riddle? That would take a load off!
I'm still waiting until some certain elf FINALLY FINISHES THE OTHER TEMPLE!!

..excuse me for screaming..elves are just lazy beings.
Fortunately the putrid smell faded away   Now what was that goblin talking about..

Peace? You have an explanation?


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RedSoxFan3
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posted July 24, 2005 09:00 PM

OOC:

Quote:

RSF: Where am I?


You're in the void.

Quote:

RSF: Who was that?


I'm the narrator.

Quote:

RSF: What!?!


Nevermind. Do you wanna go back or stay here?

Quote:

RSF: Here is fine. At least I'm away from that box.


Alright then. Want something to eat, drink?

Quote:

RSF: No I'm good. Thanks for the hospitality though.


Any time.
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pandora
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posted July 25, 2005 04:36 PM

"Hmmm, interloper...." a hint of a smile twinkling in her eyes "yes, I suppose that's me, I think I may have been called that before"

She looks around at the others curiously, nose wrinkling in distaste as her eyes scan the murky surroundings

"..excuse me for screaming..elves are just lazy beings."

She starts slightly at Romana's outburst

"Uhmm, yeah, terribly terribly lazy" she mutters, quickly lowering her head and shaking out her dark hair so it falls over her ears.

"I suppose that now may not be the best time for pleasantries... I may be new here, and possibly speaking out of turn, but isn't there something someone  should be doing about that?" she asked, pointing warily at the angry box still hovering over RSF.


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Romana
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Thx :D
posted July 25, 2005 10:58 PM

you mean..you can actually look into the void from here?

Wow..some eyes you got  
Nothing to worry about with RSF..it's just his pet box..he can handle it   (I think..)

And i didn't mean *all* elves..just this particular one.. ( at lith)

Throws her hands in the air

ahhhh..whatyagonnadoabout it?

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gorman
gorman


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posted July 26, 2005 09:20 AM

Oooooooooo the goddesess are back!

*resorts to worshiping and groveling as well as old fashioned butt kissing to gain favor from the goddesess*
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted July 26, 2005 10:34 AM

turns to the temple door in shock!

Ohh NOOO it that oversexed pube again!!

pushes Peacemaker to the front

..here..you handle it!



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gorman
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posted July 26, 2005 05:50 PM

Are you calling me a piece of pubic hair?!?!? How insulting!
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Shiva
Shiva


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posted July 26, 2005 05:52 PM

walks over to the box and gives it some of Romana's
  tea. Immediately, it stops growling and starts humming


Anyway , what's this worship? Like my mother used to say,
go into the bathroom and worship before dinner?
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Peacemaker = double entendre
posted July 26, 2005 06:22 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 26 Jul 2005

(Pops the pop-top off a pop & hands it to Gorman)

-- here ya go.  Drink this coke.  Just don't sit on it.

(Turns to Romana)

Well I guess your chances of ever being confirmed on the Supreme Court are pretty much doomed...

(Sighs; shaking head, strolling back in the general direction of her Chambers -- turning her head as she passes Shiva --)

I'll deal with you later.  
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