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Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Thunder
Thunder


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posted February 26, 2002 07:07 PM

You ladies have to rely on cheap tricks to strip off the competition?

*Thunder casts some acid rain on the toads melting them and the same time putting the templeroof of the ladies to a whole new wondrous shape.*

*Thunder builds a new temple of a toad-immune material, which is even more glorious than his former temple.*
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Lith-Maethor
Lith-Maethor


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posted February 26, 2002 07:13 PM

"snaps out of it"

thanx Lord Woock ...I owe you one...
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The_Gootch
The_Gootch


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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
posted February 26, 2002 07:14 PM

<Entering the temple>

"You three have got to be kidding me.  Three women trying to cooperate without a man to direct them?  Yeah, we'll see how long this lasts.  As for titles, let me give this trio a hand.  I thought that Cat, Romana, and Milena were going to form the 'kotex' mafia.  I'm surprised to see Djive here.  Nonetheless, your titles do not fit your demeanors.  Romana, you are the goddess of PMS.  Cat, You are the goddess of Prozac.  You'll probably get worshipped the most by your gender.  Djive, you are the goddess of fickleness and lack of reason and accountability.  Also Cat, I have a grievance with you.  You cast a spell on Conn that turned him into a brown-nosing, spineless back-stabbing wimp who would probably sign his soul over to you in exchange for a lap dance.  You should do the poor guy a favor and break it."
<Pulls a sheet of paper of his back, balls it up and chucks it at Romana>

"I believe this belongs to you.  And if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm an atheist."
<Learning his lesson from before he backs out of the temple, never offering his back to the enemy>

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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted February 26, 2002 07:15 PM
Edited By: Djive on 26 Feb 2002

There's now such thing as Toad proof material...

* Toad killer!!! *

* Restores the roof to original shape, and makes sure that the material in our temple is wind, acid and lightning proof. *

* Disconnects our Temple, with Thunders and cause Thunder's Temple to levitate 100 feet up into the sky. *

That should make it very difficult for anyone to visit Thunder's Temple.


And finally, the_gootch doesn't make it out of the temple: *zap*

* riibiittt *

Gootch is now a slimy Toad for a three days.

Hey, Gootch pay Thunder's Temple a visit. I'm sure he likes Atheists there. I can even give you a Levitation spell so you can find the entrance.

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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted February 26, 2002 07:16 PM

Ya know what? You'd make a mighty fine undead... And you wouldn't be able to fall in a trance like the one a moment ago. Besides, you would be the world's first undead elf! Just like I'm the world's first giant undead dwarf!
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Lith-Maethor
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posted February 26, 2002 07:21 PM
Edited By: Lith-Maethor on 26 Feb 2002

hehe...

not far from the truth... but please... let these godlings fight among each other and let's go get some ale... you see, i'm not undead, but I am partly a vampire already...
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Lord_Woock
Lord_Woock


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posted February 26, 2002 07:25 PM

Nebuka will prolly find a resemblence between me (in my previous post) and an NPC from Fallout 2 . Maybe I'm undead, but I still like ale! Let's go.
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Thunder
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posted February 26, 2002 07:25 PM

Of course, I had Magic Mirror on my temple. So guess whose temple is in the air?
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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted February 26, 2002 08:45 PM

* Installs a Transporter on ground level *

* Casts earthquake to shake up Thunder and his Temple a bit. * ( Laughs as the remaining Priests and Priestesses flee in panic, and NO this spell is not resisted, reflected nor anything else. )

* Adds a sign promising a breathtaking panorama from the Sky to Worshippers of our Temple *

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Romana
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Thx :D
posted February 26, 2002 09:01 PM
Edited By: Romana on 26 Feb 2002

Djive you Rock!!..Girlfriend I didn't know you had it in you..Glad to have seen this side of you ...

*goes over to Lord Woock*
Hiya sweetie..want some beer???

Now about that thunder guy...I have just the thing for you..
first I'll dispel your magics

silly silly silly man
Turn you into a woman

*POOF*
and there you have it...Now you can join us in our temple but before you can do that you'll have to ask our Heavenly Father RMS for permission....



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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 26, 2002 10:08 PM

We are now happy to offer a rain of beer and lapdances in our Temple...

However, If you want to join thunder's religion, I believe he is experiancing a rain of toads...

And Lith, as women we controll the moon.. we will abolish moonlight unless we experiance devoted worship.  As for Gootchie-gootchie-coo...

*Blows him a kiss*

Behold!! I have turned him into a woman!  It is true.. ugly men do make beautiful women!!

LMAO xxxx
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ShadowLord
ShadowLord


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of Dope
posted February 26, 2002 10:49 PM
Edited By: ShadowLord on 26 Feb 2002

*offers beer to the Goddess*

In exchange of not turning me to female!


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Thunder
Thunder


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posted February 26, 2002 10:58 PM

Sorry, but this beard doesn't fit new female-me so I'm going to turn myself back to male again.

*Thunder turns herself back to male.*

*Thunder takes all the divine power of three goddesses by using a mysterious black box*

What should be a fitting punishment for those who dare to reshape me? Oh yeah, this will work:

*Thunder turns the goddess trio to a single moose. Djive is now the front body of the moose, Cat is the middle body and Romana has earned the place of the back body!*

And a fitting end for this:
"And so the goddess trio lived happily in the forest as a male moose. Or they would have, if the surviving giant toad of Djive's wouldn't have eaten them."


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Cat
Cat


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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted February 26, 2002 11:01 PM
Edited By: Cat on 27 Feb 2002

And then thunder woke up from his dream.. and cried.
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Oldtimer
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posted February 26, 2002 11:09 PM

A senile old man enters...

"Hmm...all the divine power of women contained in a box...explains alot"

Kneels down to worship the box.
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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."

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Djive
Djive


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Zapper of Toads
posted February 26, 2002 11:11 PM
Edited By: Djive on 26 Feb 2002

I'm sorry Thunder, but as a Witch I'm never caught of guard by polymorphing/transforming spells.

(I've seen to that permanently, and I'm not telling you what. You can't be too careful. let's just say that when zapping people into toads you have to take precautions not to be zapped yourself.)

I hope you enjoy your new form, and since the Black Box seems to attract Worshippers we will keep that for ourselves.

Perhaps it would be well-placed on a pendant so that you can see a generous cleavage behind the box?

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Hexa
Hexa


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posted February 26, 2002 11:29 PM

A Fire Elemental strawls totally unprepared into the temple and immediately falls for the sublime enchantments of the females...

*drops down on his knees*

"Tell me what should I do ohhh mistress?@"


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Oldtimer
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posted February 26, 2002 11:32 PM bonus applied.

The oldman makes a statue inwhich to place the Box...so now the oldman can worship the Box while on his knees.

Another worshipper says "Verily I say unto you, I see you worship the box. And it is good.  But you must make a place to rest your weary hands while worshiping the box."

So the oldman made Knobs on the statue...

Another worshipper says, "Yea, though I like the knobs they are small, you should really make a larger place for your hands."

So the oldman placed Knockers under the Knobs.  And it was good.

Another worshipper said, "Though you rest your hands on the Knockers while worshipping the Box, I say to twist the Knobs while worshipping the Box."

So the oldman gently twisted the Knobs on the Knockers while worshipping the Box.

And the Goddessess said, "It is GOOD."
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Wesley
Wesley


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posted February 26, 2002 11:38 PM

Really....

Everybody should worthship me! The greath DROW-INCUBUS!

But then again...

*Shoots a blast at the beer lord-Woock is drinking*
sorry woock no drinking!
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SirDunco
SirDunco


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posted February 27, 2002 12:06 AM

The only good thing i have heard so far...

is "Let's get some ale!Wait for me!!" Sir Dunco yells to Woock and Lith
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