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Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 50 ... 56 57 58 59 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Romana
Romana


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted July 26, 2005 08:59 PM

What's this worship?? HA!

nudges Snowy who had returned from the steambaths

What's this worship he asks ! BUAHAHHAA!

..Heck if i know..

Ok I'm just joking with you. Your mother is a smart woman Shiva. You must indeed go to the bathroom and worship.
If you worship good we will reward you ( us goddesses that is..) if not you will be smited ( which can be seen as a reward too for some..)

Oh my..I just realised..we need to prepare an initiation for dear Pandora here!

turns to Pandora

You *are* here for an initiation right?

In the meantime Snowy strolls off to Peacemakers room    
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted July 29, 2005 10:03 PM

Initiation hmmm...? Yes okay, that sounds fun, could I have a cup of tea while you tell me all about it?

*eyes box suspiciously*

Perhaps two cups of tea in case our friend needs to be calmed again?
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted July 29, 2005 10:20 PM

Quote:

Is it safe to go back yet? Is the box going to attack me again?


Well she seems pretty calm now, but you never know. She could just be saving up her energy. So shall I send you back now?

Quote:

NO! You promise me she won't attack me?


Who do you think I am the author? I'm just the narrator. You need to go to the creative department for that one.

Quote:

What?


Look's like they're sending you back.


BIC: Suddenly RSF is pulled out of the void and appears on the floor of the temple hall. He sits up and shakes his head and takes a look around and freezes when his eyes meet the box sipping on a hot cup of tea.
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted July 30, 2005 11:36 PM

Blinks twice

Huh? What? Uh, oh I've lost time again. I have these... gaps.

So... what's going on?
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Romana
Romana


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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted August 01, 2005 01:44 PM

yes..I see your..gaps

Would ya mind terribly pulling your pants back up now?
This is just ruining our tea moment.

..Now..to think of an initiation..
Anybody feel free to give suggestions..

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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted August 02, 2005 06:58 PM

How bout you goddesses throw a party?
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Saruman
Saruman


Famous Hero
On academic leave
posted August 03, 2005 11:52 PM

Quote:
Would ya mind terribly pulling your pants back up now?


Not funny Romana! Taking advantage of momentary paralysis by pulling down my pants? I would have expected better of you!

Anyway...

Did someone say party?
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Marelt_Ekiran
Marelt_Ekiran


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Famous Hero
Watcher of All
posted August 06, 2005 10:37 PM

*A paper airplane flies next to the tea-sipping goddesses and unfoldes into the sheet of paper that it was composed of.*

Dear Goddesses,

In order to maintain your high profile and quality of goddessing, any initiation rite must be strict and thourough, in order to ensure that no unworthy person joins the ranks. After all, a goddess is supposed to be omnipotent and any candidate should therefore have this quality.
I suggest hereby that any candidate be locked up in an impermeable cave in the depths of the bowels of the earth, surrounded by the most ferocious of Hellfire Dragons, while boiling lava fills the cave and flocks of fire-resistant scorpions and spiders crawl around to tear the flesh of any unworthy asunder, while demonic beings echo the one hundred reasons why women should not be allowed to vote or hold office as an attack on the candidate's sanity.
Seeing as goddesses are omnipotent, they should easily be capable of surviving in such conditions for, say... a month. As an ultimate test to their mental self-control, this month should be completely and utterly devoid of chocolate.

Marelt Ekiran

P.S. I tried to warn that polar bear of yours to not eat the purple fungus, but it simply wouldn't listen. So don't blame any physical and psychological malformations on me.
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Romana
Romana


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Thx :D
posted August 06, 2005 10:54 PM

Good idea Marelt!

A trip to Canada it is then for you Pandora as initiation!

oh..I've been making my tea from a purple fungus..
oopsie?

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted August 10, 2005 08:59 PM

*gulps*

Alright, if that's what I must do... I shall go then..*looks back to see if anyone is going to stop her* Yep, this is it then, I'm really going to go...

*stops short, realizing that no one is going to stop her*

*sigh* This is going to wreak havoc on my skin...See you all soon!
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted August 10, 2005 09:07 PM

*as the door shuts*

Huh? OH! Panny don't go!!!!
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted August 12, 2005 10:17 PM
Edited By: Peacemaker on 12 Aug 2005

(Geeze...  Al they did to me was string me upside down in the Garden with two cups of water and make me sleep with The Gootch...

I could certainly think of worse fates...  )

Romy, I say we talk a little more about this initiation plan.   I think it's awfully severe and besides it might take too long and slow down the clip of things around here...

Whaddaya think?


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Romana
Romana


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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
posted August 12, 2005 10:26 PM

uh..don't you think you're a bit late?

Pandora has been gone for 2 weeks now..She'll be back any minute now with stories from Canada  ..brrrr

We could organize a big welcome back ?
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Peacemaker
Peacemaker


Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
posted August 12, 2005 10:38 PM

Peace, still rubbing her eyes from having emerged from her ready room moments before, whimpers...

(Ohhh dear... has it been that long???  (WINCE)

Sorry, lots going on of late... Well if she survives we should hold a big bash then, dun you think???

(Romy can see over Peace's shoulder through the open door of the ready room.  Snowy is sitting in a large chair in the corner with reading glasses and a pipe, reading a book titled "My Secret Garden"....)


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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted August 13, 2005 03:11 AM

Hey, it there's a party can I bring all the beverages and snacks? I'm sure alot of drunk goddesses would be extremely amusing so we wouldn't need a band or anything to play
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Djive
Djive


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Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
posted October 11, 2006 10:40 PM

The Goddess is in residence and is ready to receive your worship.

If you want to be a licensed worshipper you MUST qualify by doing one of the following feats:

A. Solve the puzzle I've posted in a thread somewhere on HC.
B. Suggest an initiation rite you are willing to undertake (and it had better be worth the name)
C. Apply for the open 'taster' position.
D. Apply for the open 'warden' position.
E. Apply for the open 'bard' position.
F. Apply for the open 'guardian of the harem' position.

Applications to positions (C through F) are made without the full details of the benefits and responsibilities they give.

Be aware that you are not allow to leave a position once accepted. Or rather you can but don't be surprised if you do not like the results.

Only death and total humiliation comes to those who desert their true Faith.
Beneftis and responsibilities of worship can be negotiated.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted October 11, 2006 11:25 PM

Well Well, good to see you are doing well Djive.
Hope your doing well & dont be a stranger.
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


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Revealer of Truth
posted October 11, 2006 11:36 PM

I'm on for the "Guardian of the Harem" thingy

...at least sort of; I'm not sure how much guarding I'll do, but 'harem' sounds nice.
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ratmonky
ratmonky


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Abu Hur Ibn Rashka
posted October 11, 2006 11:39 PM

Quote:
I'm on for the "Guardian of the Harem" thingy

...at least sort of; I'm not sure how much guarding I'll do, but 'harem' sounds nice.

i think you need to be a eunuch to apply for that! Are you ready to say bye-bye to your balls? :-)
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Calamitatis et miseriae.
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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted October 12, 2006 12:46 AM
Edited by pandora at 00:57, 12 Oct 2006.

*The blue elf stumbles in, looking even bluer than before - her hair and eyelashes look to be made entirely of ice, her teeth chattering like mad*

Uhm...okay g-g-guys... it t-t-t-ook a l-l-ittle longer than planned...I w-went dog sleddering, and things g-got crazy. C-could I please have some of that t-t-tea?

*She looks around, eyes widening as her eyes spot the Goddess*

Ohhh M-m-my, sh-sh-she's real! Hey, wh-wh-where did th-those
t-t-toads c-c-come from?
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