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Heroes Community > Bards Glade Pyre (RPG) > Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!!
Thread: Temple of Worship- Open For Business!! This thread is 60 pages long: 1 ... 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20 30 40 50 60 · «PREV / NEXT»
Oldtimer
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posted March 04, 2002 11:53 PM

And the Goddess of Revealing Underclothes appeared in her temple.  The lovely vision of the Goddess promted many to Come to worship.  The neophite Nickman prayed to the Goddess and had meny answers revealed unto him.  The Prophet Zud tried a new form of worship, but alas the Goddesses wanted his complete attention.  No form of mutual worship was forth coming.

The apostate Gooch cried unto the Goddesses, "Free me!  For I am more intelligent and more mechanical than you.  I miss my mighty Rod,  You should see it so that you can worship it."  But his pleas fell on deaf ears for the Goddesses knew that the Gooch needed to stay in his feminine form.  He felt his new appeandages and began to understand the trials of the fairer sex, for he was cursed with his moon cycle and knew not what to do.


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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 05, 2002 02:44 AM

Hehehe.. just wait untill he has to go through childbirth.. lol!!
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Aculias
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posted March 05, 2002 06:20 AM

Ahhh I forgot how much Ilooooove blondes Ahhh shoot I fell on one knee but I am losing my powers over you hon.
No dont let me fall on my other knee no noo nooooooo
Darn it happened here it goes.
"I think I love you so what am I so afraid of a love theres no cure for" lalalalalalal dont make me send a  pic with my shorts
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malkia
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posted March 05, 2002 06:35 AM

Quote:
And lo...

The goddess of revealing clothes gave her mortal worshippers a reward:-


Hehehehe.. u worshiping yet?


wow Cat - name says it all!
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 05, 2002 10:11 AM

That's nothing... just wait till u see Romana and Djive (a gnoll in a bikini is an amzing sight, to be sure)

And now, on with the Feast of seven days and seven nights... where are those gnolls...?
Ah, here they are....

*waves hand and adds finishing touches to feast table*

Let the merriment begin!
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SubZero
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posted March 05, 2002 07:26 PM

Thanks Cat...

You saved me losing rest of my money with that picture.
How? You ask...

Now I can cancel the membership to one site I used to visit...

BTW...One pic isn't anything if one has worked in bar that has dancing babes like that all night twirling around you...Not that I know anything about that kind of things...

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Conn
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posted March 07, 2002 12:37 AM

I have tried to keep my dignity until now, so i didn't want to worship anyone...But, hen again, i am only a mortal man,...and i can take only so much...

*Drops on his knees*

Oh mighty Goddess! Please accept your humble servant's worships! Please bless us with more of your divine pics! Have pitty on a mortal soul!


P.S. It's a strange sight seeing your dignity going down the drain.....
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DonGio
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posted March 07, 2002 01:42 AM

Cat, you're vicious.

Torturing all these lost nerdy souls with indecent pics like that!

Can't you see they're all having huge crushes on you? (Probably would have myself, but I'm pretty wrapped up in RL things these days:-)

Well, well, miss exhibitionist, nice pic. Adds that certain "something" this community has lacked...
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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
posted March 07, 2002 01:48 AM

...exactly what I've been trying to prevent, but ah well, what can I do? I can't go against the whole of popular opinion...well I could, but that probably wouldn't be the wisest move...
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 07, 2002 01:49 AM

Would u like a saucer of milk, RMS?
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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
posted March 07, 2002 02:01 AM

...no, I'de prefer a pepsi and a bad of salt & vinegar chips though please...oh, and a box of chocolates would be nice

...why's a saucer called that anyway? ...and why are flying saucers named that way too. Is it because people who came up with them originally had them look like saucers? ...because these days, I really don't see much of a resemblence between the two...but of course, I usually use cups and mugs, so I wouldn't know
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 07, 2002 02:03 AM

A propper tea saucer, turned upside-down is the same shape as a classic UFO....
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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
posted March 07, 2002 02:12 AM

...ah, UFO is a stupid abbreviation...if I didn't know better, I would probably mistake it for the under-funded organization...
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posted March 07, 2002 02:19 AM

And it came to pass that the Silver Rose of Verbosity came into the Temple.  His ramblings disstracted the Goddess of Revealing Underclothes and kept her from more divine visions of her Knockers and Knobs.  But as word of the first vision went out more and more worshippers entered the Temple chanting the mantra, "Show us your Knockers, Show us your Knockers."  And the Goddess felt as if she was in the "Big Easy" and worshippers were throwing beads at her.
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
posted March 07, 2002 02:19 AM

Or the noise the Gootch makes when I push him down the stairs..

*pushes Gootch. An 'oof' is heard*

Ah, that's close enough...
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RMS
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-ing yummy foods
posted March 07, 2002 02:21 AM

...oh I'm sorry, I probably ruined the atmosphere. You're very welcome, and don't worry. If I didn't do the job right the first time, I'll keep returning until I get it right. This is a lifetime guarantee
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Romana
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Thx :D
posted March 07, 2002 12:15 PM

and so it came that the Heavenly father RMS became bored and started his spamming days again....

(j/k ofcourse..)
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Holger
Holger


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King of Silence
posted March 07, 2002 01:04 PM

*on his knees sacrificing the Faroe Islands in worship of the Goddess'.*

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The_Gootch
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posted March 07, 2002 06:29 PM

"That was a mistake my dear.  Though you have emasculated me I'm not without my resources."
<Pulls out a sockful of quarters, swings one time around and cold-cocks Cat with it>
"C'mon B****, let's go!"
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posted March 07, 2002 06:39 PM

temple of tossing - now opened for business


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