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Thread: Men talk about girls... This Popular Thread is 105 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 22 23 24 25 26 ... 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 105 · «PREV / NEXT»
Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 24, 2013 12:00 AM

He called me gay and I got served? The serving standards have gone down.

Sexual Lobster's awesomeness transcends sexual preferential borders.
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 24, 2013 12:37 AM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 00:40, 24 Feb 2013.

I question my sexuality. My eyes are red with tears.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 24, 2013 01:21 AM

like many hours
young girl don't know how
but women
depend from sex skill

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 24, 2013 09:41 PM

Well, it's Monday tomorrow... I'm so nervous right now!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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meroe
meroe


Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
posted February 24, 2013 11:52 PM

Quote:
Once she feels the seductive powers of my magical fingers, she won't have any other choice but to become my slave in my underground harem which you'll never find because it's protected by my brainwashed, mutated enemies and alien technology that I've gotten after I sold the Bigfoot to the American government my girlfriend.


Ye Gods, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Is that what kids at your school do now ...... massage each others shoulders?  Mind you, I guess it keeps the teenage pregancy rate down.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 25, 2013 10:29 AM

Ten . . . kiss me on the lips
Nine . . . run your fingers through my hair
Eight . . . touch me . . . slowly

Hold it! Let's go straight . . . to number one

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 25, 2013 01:41 PM

Now I'm in the game! Yeeaah... The moment my fingers made contact with her ass was just... DAYM!

Though, I must say that everything was so unexpected and it lasted no more than 3 seconds. But, still, I did it.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 25, 2013 01:50 PM

Congratulations on the progress,NoobX!
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
posted February 25, 2013 02:10 PM

Good to hear NoobX!
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 25, 2013 02:31 PM

Hm Listerine have good taste! Now I'm real cool!
But his place is in NoobXXX
and what we're here yet?

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 25, 2013 03:17 PM

Quote:
NoobXXX


SO MUCH WIN!!!
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted February 25, 2013 03:45 PM

So you're fourteen Noob?  How old is the girl?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Doomforge
Doomforge


Admirable
Undefeatable Hero
Retired Hero
posted February 25, 2013 03:54 PM

Why do they always ask about age
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We reached to the stars and everything is now ours

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 25, 2013 04:24 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 16:24, 25 Feb 2013.

Old enough to ****; old enough to pluck.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 25, 2013 04:35 PM

I'm a man who's old enough to know and young enough to do
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 25, 2013 05:02 PM

Quote:
So you're fourteen Noob?  How old is the girl?

14. Didn't I mention that already?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 25, 2013 05:10 PM

IF THERE'S GRASS ON THE FIELD, PLAY BALL.


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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 25, 2013 05:14 PM

DF started it.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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Adrius
Adrius


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 25, 2013 05:18 PM

Quote:
Quote:
NoobXXX


SO MUCH WIN!!!

...


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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted February 25, 2013 05:19 PM

Quote:
Quote:
So you're fourteen Noob?  How old is the girl?

14. Didn't I mention that already?


I can only take so much teenage angst and didn't read the entire thread.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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