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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted June 26, 2020 01:50 PM

Happy Birthday, Neraus!!
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 26, 2020 02:32 PM

Drink, hook up, live the life.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted June 26, 2020 04:30 PM

Thank you!

I currently am stuck with family, so nothing to do really, I hate it when I want time to pass by as fast as possible, considering I have exams in July.

Life is tiresome.
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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DoR Modder
posted June 26, 2020 04:34 PM

Happy birthday, Neraus!


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Enshackling time itself, heralds of the Ancients among their heat-depleted land.... Who could they be, who could rally the beings of the East and the North and control the mortals' fate?

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 26, 2020 09:11 PM

HB, Neraus!

18yo today brunette or someone Spanish girl with strong brown colors watched me. I haven't a pen and paper. But my style isn't. Only in a bar

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 26, 2020 10:04 PM

Neraus said:
I currently am stuck with family, so nothing to do really


What about your sister?  She still have a crush on you?
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Ghost said:
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 26, 2020 10:08 PM

Ghost said:
HB, Neraus!

18yo today brunette or someone Spanish girl with strong brown colors watched me. I haven't a pen and paper. But my style isn't. Only in a bar


Just watched you? What a fail for the all mighty Ghost.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 26, 2020 10:12 PM

@Galatea

I'm not Mighty also upper class.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 26, 2020 10:15 PM

Well, the way you talk here, I got the impression that you get all the girls you wanted. So I think you are Mafia and you can't really be a nerd. You even made a sex bible!
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 26, 2020 10:22 PM

No true. I want love, wife, family and child. Maybe I can't get a such. But in the future I buy 3 room, kitchen, and sauna. Why? Maybe girl wants.. When they asked me.. Now you know..

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 26, 2020 10:29 PM

Ohhh! Okay. You must be picky. Don't worry, your time will come!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
posted June 26, 2020 10:32 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 22:32, 26 Jun 2020.

So, the future King of Sicily is born on this most glorious day? May he be blessed with happiness and fortune under the Sun and a very comfortable dakimakura of Astolfo under the Moon.

His Lordship,
The Count
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 26, 2020 11:52 PM

NoobX said:
Neraus said:
I currently am stuck with family, so nothing to do really


What about your sister?  She still have a crush on you?
Oh jesus..... that is.... yeah I'm not gonna touch that dumpster fire.

Also geez Neraus, should stay away from potential jailbait.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:00 AM

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Neraus said:
I currently am stuck with family, so nothing to do really


What about your sister?  She still have a crush on you?
Oh jesus..... that is.... yeah I'm not gonna touch that dumpster fire.


*Sweet Home Alabama*

Quote:
Also geez Neraus, should stay away from potential jailbait.


Chasing jailbait has literally become his staple, though.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Legendary Hero
DoR Modder
posted June 27, 2020 12:01 AM

Should I dump some memes from my folder now? Or not?
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 27, 2020 12:04 AM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 00:04, 27 Jun 2020.

FirePaladin said:
Should I dump some memes from my folder now? Or not?
So you'd make this another meme dump thread and potentially kill it? Just make a meme dump thread.

NoobX said:
Chasing jailbait has literally become his staple, though.
Should that really be something that we are encouraging?
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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DoR Modder
posted June 27, 2020 12:07 AM

Ok, and I'll quote a post from here.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:07 AM
Edited by NoobX at 00:08, 27 Jun 2020.

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
Chasing jailbait has literally become his staple, though.
Should that really be something that we are encouraging?


No, not really.  But it makes for a hell of an interesting read.  

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THE SKY IS THE LIMIT NERAUS AND THE AGE IS JUST A NUMBER!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Legendary Hero
DoR Modder
posted June 27, 2020 12:09 AM

This reminds me of Ghost's post about Big Milk from a few weeks ago.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 27, 2020 12:11 AM

On an unrelated note, should I convert to Islam and find a tradwife in Dagestan?
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