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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 30 31 32 33 34 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 30, 2004 10:46 AM

So, you didnt like my link then??? Oh well, was fun while it lasted!
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Aculias
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posted March 30, 2004 11:42 AM

it was retarted
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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 30, 2004 11:47 AM

Quote:
it was retarted


That page takes on the characteristics of the person who is reading it...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 30, 2004 12:30 PM

LOL


Concerning the link...

I  followed that link just when i was in a hurry and i could have picked a better time to open it hehe..but i liked it. I thought it was fun... i was laughing like crazy to some of the "insults". A warning might have been in place.. but to some of you it sounds like having to restart your computer in case you dont wanna click the 150 popups is something increadibly huge...well it isnt, it takes about 5mins. Relax you tossers

But my Point is, dont EVER remove things as that one again. You may be a censoring toss mod at all other threads at this board. But this is the tossers tavern. This is the tossing free zone. And when you remove funny stuff as that one you remove a part of this tossers tavern. The part of free speach.

Tossers tavern isnt one of the most growing threads in HC now for no reason. Its because its a great and funny place to be. And the free speach is the biggest reason of this.

Now off you go kitten, unless you have something better to do here your services here is not wanted. Though we could always use a babysitter at our new kindergarten corner watching over dingo, regnus and aculias...

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Dragon_Slayer
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posted March 30, 2004 12:34 PM

Hmmm, kitten i dont see how it crashes your system. I think, as stiven might have said, some of you took that way to seriously. It was a good toss to you all so i dont see why the link was removed. Plus it clearly said Just for you stefan, meaning just for Stiven
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pandora
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posted March 30, 2004 03:38 PM

about the link...

I hope my post wasn't why it was removed....I was just tossin'  I've seen that thing a million times now - and I just hit ctrl-alt-del to end it - no biggie!

so if it was 'cuz of me, sorry
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 30, 2004 04:31 PM

pan.. you shouldnt be the one to apologize, that would be kitten.

As for the rest of you non being able to read tossers...

*puts up a whiteboard behind the bar disk*

so there, today we will practise how to read.

*points at the letter "A""

"now repeat after me...A"

...


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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 30, 2004 04:51 PM

So tell me Sir_Stiven. What is your job? I hope it's not as a teacher, cause you are the kind of person that would give deaf man a book on cassette. I mean come on. Who is gonna teach someone the alphabet by giving them written step-by-step instructions?
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 30, 2004 05:04 PM

...but if i were serious they wouldnt understand the post in the first place so they wouldnt know i was referring to a reading class now would they?

now buy something to drink RSF, we dont want boring tossers that disect the jokes here... have some tossbeer and try and get some girls in here instead



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LichKing
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posted March 31, 2004 04:03 AM

lmao, shame on you Pandora

I totally forgot about the day you took those pics, Pan.  Why didn't ya post the one of me in my lizard skin thong?




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Aculias
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posted March 31, 2004 04:58 AM bonus applied.
Edited By: Aculias on 31 Mar 2004

You guys probally right but i am not myself like I used to be.
I lost my touch almost a year ago.
I am not a tosser anymore.
I remember when no one could out toss me at all.
Now I just dont have the heart anymore.
I guess best I leave but before I do.
I think I see Stiven peeking in through his office watching Dingo bear while I sit here having my beer. at a stand up club Lich King shedding some light while Dragon slayer wearing straped on rainbow wings in flight.I stand with Pandora looking at a painting of a man walking with his horse up the hill.
While Hamsi discusses plans with Redsoxfan about how to increase business in Hamsis Bar & Grill.
I love you all dont you all forget that.
I got a fine woohoo & thats a fact
So long folks keep the tossing reals
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KittenAngel
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posted March 31, 2004 07:26 AM

Actually no  had a few complaints from readers is why it was removed.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 31, 2004 08:14 AM

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...they wouldnt understand the post in the first place...


How can you talk about people like that?

Quote:

now buy something to drink RSF, we dont want boring tossers that disect the jokes here... have some tossbeer and try and get some girls in here instead.


See since I'm a mod. I can edit whatever I want and I think that should look a little more something like this. I've made the changes in bold. Any omitions will have a ()

Quote:

now let me buy you something to drink RSF, we () want funny mods that disect the jokes here... have some tossbeer and I'll try and get some girls in here ().


See now that's how you treat someone that gave you a QP. I like my douchebags to be nice and courteous to me and douchebags to everyone else.
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Aculias
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posted March 31, 2004 08:19 AM

spoken like a true fan who cant take the pain without quitting the game .

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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 31, 2004 08:26 AM

The only pain I can't take around here is watching you and Dingo prancing around half-naked all the time.
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Dragon_Slayer
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toss toss toss
posted March 31, 2004 11:59 AM
Edited By: Dragon_Slayer on 31 Mar 2004

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Actually no had a few complaints from readers is why it was removed.

So? You get heaps of complaints regarding spam, you even get whole threads on it and it doesn't get removed. Yet a link that leads you to a potentially funny site was removed just because a few members dont have a sense of humour. Thats the biggest toss i have ever heard of. Plus pan even said it was no big deal, she was only tossing which is what you do around here... What complaints? Did you get writen IM's complaining about this?


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Link Removed by Kitten. Link gave pop ups and crashes systems.

Crashes system? Some computer you have... Pop ups? If i am correct pop ups are internet explorer boxes that appear on your screen promoting pornography, products or gambling to name a few. Thoses 'pop ups' on the site were simple windows notification boxes, not pop ups. If you were to much of a baby to just sit through the 150 clicks and read the humour then just Alt+Ctrl+Delete the page, no big deal. Even if you didnt read the 'notification boxes' and just clicked ok furiously it would have taken you less than a minute to finish it, so it really wasnt that annoying was it?

As Stiven said this is 'tossers tavern', a place to annoy and toss people. By removing that link you are removing a toss from tossers tavern. So there...
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 31, 2004 03:39 PM

hmmm my young padawan tosser powerful in the art of toss starting to get

But he is 100% correct in what his saying.

These are facts:

* there are plenty of spam here which is bader for the community who get left out.
* The link was directed to me
* having to quit internet or click through 150 (funny) popups isnt life threatning.
* This is a tossing freezone, we dont want much mod interference..especially not stupid one.
* When i requested deletion of spam here my request was ignored several times, that was as many serious requests as it were here (1 person).


So now, apologize to DS and ask him politely to re make his link. And apologize to me for removing the link which was made for meee

If you do not, the tossing council will appoint a proper tosspenalty for you

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hamsi128
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posted March 31, 2004 05:00 PM

Quote:
Actually no  had a few complaints from readers is why it was removed.


i wish kitten gave more attention to complaints in mah days then a forum lol
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pandora
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posted March 31, 2004 06:24 PM

ack!

I do not like barfights!! unless they involve a pit of mud and a few hefty sidebets i strongly disaprove!

here's what i think:
dragonslayer's link should go back - i still reserve the right to take him outside and teach him a lesson if he posts more, however it was just a toss at Stefan. this is the TOSSER'S TAVERN so there was no sense in deleting it whatsoever.

its funny that so many people were apparantly offended tho... seems to me lots of us are nosy, the link was for Stefan yet how many clicked it? haha

a lil more to Kitten - how can you be pro deleting a link that's a silly joke... and yet at the same time u want to post a link that's in violation of the code of conduct? where's the logic to that?

don't get me wrong *casts silence on acu* Kitten, I'm not bashing you here.. i just think mod wise you got this one backwards.

so how bout this: Kitten is more than welcome in the tavern so long as she takes the mod hat off I think in a place like this hats shouldn't be allowed anyways...

so there!
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madmartigan
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posted March 31, 2004 11:10 PM bonus applied.

Well, milady, such hats do not come off that easy. Don't you think they would have removed it sometimes if they wanted to? I do.

Well, the problem is just that both Kitten and RSF glued those hats to their heads and just can't those off. They were so fond of the hats when they did not have them. I even have pictures of Kitten glancing and admiring all of the hats, and trying them all one by one for hours and hours

When Kitten her "precious" hat, she was sooooooooo afraid some tosser might toss it off she glued it to her head and now the hat just won't come off. She will lose her head if she tries to. Why do you think Kitten had to neglect her duties against her other precious MaH? She had been all busy trying to find a way to get it off without beheading herself.

As for redsoxwhodeepdowninsidewantstobetosserbutjustcan'tbecuzheisclueless3, I have no idea how he got the hat. Tho, I heard the urban legend about him and his hat. It is rumored that he was the one who planned on stealing the hat from Kitten. But, just rumors, you know. Never proven. Anywas, the story tells that redsox was so blind with his passion for the hat -losing the ability to tell a hat from a glue- he ended up stealing the magical glue of Kitten. He used the solvent all over his head. Then the reality hit him. He now looked sooooo ugly - glued all over, that he needed a hat more than ever, to mask the defects that the glue caused. He made up his mind: he was going to trade his soul for the HAT....

This is as far as I know of the story of the Hat and redsox. Anyone know how the story of the hat and redsox ends?
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