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VaRuAs
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Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted June 07, 2005 03:47 PM |
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*Varuas throw a beer bottle and the bottle hit Jebus head*
*Jebus faint*
Now we can have some peace again.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted June 07, 2005 03:52 PM |
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Yo Acu! Yo momma's so fat, then when she uses the elevator, it just HAS to go down!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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madmartigan
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
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posted June 07, 2005 03:56 PM |
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Leo Lion wrote:
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Ok, now bring on the Homo Erectus jokes! 
lmao. That was really funny...... I mean you asking for homo erectus jokes.....
Afterall, you have to wait a couple of million years in order to understand one (considering Darwin is right) 
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted June 07, 2005 04:03 PM |
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Hey guys help yourself with some beers.
*Jebus still faint*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Sir_Stiven
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Legendary Hero
banned
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posted June 07, 2005 04:10 PM |
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this is a tossfest you no good tossers, stop the friggin spamming and lets hear some tossing
Oh and btw Bermudas, that extra glued hair on your chest doesnt convince me that your drinking age either
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 07, 2005 05:02 PM |
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*Varuas throw a beer bottle and the bottle hit Jebus head*
*Jebus faint*
Now we can have some peace again.
If anybody's fainting around here, it'll be you ya anorexic scrawny punk! If I fainted it's only because your breath smells of stomack acide from your last session in the TT's bathroom!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted June 08, 2005 01:47 AM |
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Two shot with bottles on the head of jebus.
*This time KNOCKOUT*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 08, 2005 08:53 AM |
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Of course Marvin Martigan, Leo is infatuated with erections so he wants to make jokes about it.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted June 08, 2005 05:33 PM |
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Well, when you have a "unit" that is so long that it hits you in the face whenever it "stands at attention", Aculias, then you can discuss obessions over erections with me...until then have fun with your magnifying-glass! 
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 08, 2005 06:44 PM |
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Quote:
Two shot with bottles on the head of jebus.
*This time KNOCKOUT*
Hey mister skinny... at your level of MALNUTRITION
you don't have enough strengh in your boney little arms to hit me hard enough to knock me out!!
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Soooo can't handle the verbal confrontation eh???
So is this how you handle conflicts??
Physical violence???
man I hope your NOT in a relationship!!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted June 09, 2005 01:46 AM |
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Quote:
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Two shot with bottles on the head of jebus.
*This time KNOCKOUT*
Hey mister skinny... at your level of MALNUTRITION
you don't have enough strengh in your boney little arms to hit me hard enough to knock me out!!
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Soooo can't handle the verbal confrontation eh???
So is this how you handle conflicts??
Physical violence???
man I hope your NOT in a relationship!!!
That is MR MALNUTRITION to you, and by the way it is not the size of the guy in the fight it is the size of the fight in the FIGHT. NO FEAR
*jebus piss on his pants*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Conan
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Supreme Hero
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posted June 09, 2005 02:08 AM |
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Edited By: Conan on 8 Jun 2005
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*jebus piss on his pants*
hmmm. Perhaps Jebus could decide for himself what action he does next?
Something along the lines of:
*Conan high fives Jebus and orders 2 Alextosser Keiths*
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hamsi128
Promising
Supreme Hero
tosser tavern owner
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posted June 09, 2005 08:02 AM |
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Of course Marvin Martigan, Leo is infatuated with erections so he wants to make jokes about it.
You like to use Marvin name too much, it seems your sex relations with chipmonks affected your virtual life...
Now, clean the floor Peun get da Wurk !!
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quoting my post = bullet in your head
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 09, 2005 01:00 PM |
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I quit yea thats right I QUIT now gove me my pay
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 09, 2005 03:25 PM |
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That is MR MALNUTRITION to you, and by the way it is not the size of the guy in the fight it is the size of the fight in the FIGHT. NO FEAR
*jebus piss on his pants*
If I pissed "on his pants" that would mean I took'em off, then pissed on'em...
and the only reason I would do that is to mask the smell of YOUR raunchy breath!!!
"Mr malnutrition"??
what are you a super hero for little girls who are subject to verbal razzin' due to their weight???
"Im mister malnutrition!!! teachin' the youth of today how to be "pretty" and "popular"!!! That's not a BIG MAC you're eating there is it FATTY???
... here you can borrow my finger and I'll hold your hair back!!!"
man... what a role model YOU are!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted June 09, 2005 03:29 PM |
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If I pissed "on his pants" that would mean I took'em off, then pissed on'em...
and the only reason I would do that is to mask the smell of YOUR raunchy breath!!!
You seem to have misunderstood the tossfest, the goal is not to toss yourself. Understandably, tossing yourself is very likely to be what you're best at, having had years and years of practise - but just the same, let's not do it in the tavern!
I dunno about where you are, but here when someone has bad breath, we just give them a mint. You might want to try that before you foul your pants again.
*shakes head*
I'll have a bottle of tossquila please, gotta get back into the archives of this fine establishment
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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VaRuAs
Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
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posted June 09, 2005 03:33 PM |
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Let him be pandora, that guy name jebus now have even **** on his pants. And i happen to know that he weight 110 kg..... no wonder he have a bus on end of his name jeBUS.
*edited by pandora* Varuas please censor your own posts, I've edited this one for you, but in the future you will be expected to follow the board rules or will be penalized.
From FAQ Quote:
Bad language is not allowed at Heroes Community. Vulgar words must be replaced entirely with ***** characters by pressing SHIFT and 8 simultaneously. For example: f*** is not allowed and will be penalized, while **** is allowed. Some words are censored automatically, but still show up through quote reply function, so automatic censoring will not save you from receiving a penalty.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 09, 2005 04:31 PM |
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Has this place been invaded by the Tiny Toons or something?
Aculias, get that broom working!
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 09, 2005 04:45 PM |
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Well well well....
Mr malnutrition couldn't handle the Jester alone so he had to call in another member of TEAM ANOREXIA, his counterpart Bulimia girl!!! (what no double poutine and chocalate toss shake??? you WERE in the washroom for a while after your meal!! hmmmm interesting!!)
I guess neither one of you have the strength to fight alone.....
And if you don't like the tossin' in the tavern...
we'll have to get Stiven to change the name!!
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"You went over my helmet??"
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 09, 2005 05:11 PM |
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As again I am reading towards the sunrise not the sunset this time
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Dreaming of a Better World
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