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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ... 91 92 93 94 95 ... 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


Honorable
Legendary Hero
banned
posted May 26, 2005 04:12 AM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 3 Jun 2005

Quote:
ANNOUNCEMENT

all tossers and wannabes

in TOSSFEST you ll toss to previous toss and everthing for fun and like wesley signature feel free to be natural

so lets continue our game


as hamsi had written once so beautifully put it.

So i will just start off tossing the never even hasbeen turkish foo of a heroes player by reminding that never was man enough to kill me on the heroes battlefield.

Why playing WoW when you never even could play heroes? or maybe thats the explanation. Heroes3 got to tough on you..

EDIT: start tossing you foobums

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madmartigan
madmartigan


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Famous Hero
who will never walk alone
posted May 26, 2005 04:17 PM

It is very nice to see that our lovely swedish chick chaser bartender trying to revive some old tradition. I would love to attend such an activity

Quote:
in TOSSFEST you ll toss to previous toss......


Now, let us see the owner of the post above thine.

->you are expected to toss thyself, not the turkish foo. If you wanna toss a turkish foo, do it right.

If my memory is not failing me it was the firewall (!) of yours which continuously protected your arse from the kick

Plus, at the time you played only TC games - which I find very amusing. Because, I believe, TC maps were the only maps that gave you a chance to command a real army

Now, I of course know that you are smart enough to tell me that the turkish foo you have meant to toss is not me. So, don't bother. Instead, grab two beers, and let us celebrate the CL cup Liverpool won yesternight.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted May 27, 2005 01:32 AM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 26 May 2005

I would toss madmartigan, but I wouldn't want to lower this Thread's status anymore than he did with his previous Post.

Besides, the only thing that I understood about his whole Post was this: (read only the bolded & CAPITALIZED stuff!)
Quote:
If MY MEMORY is not failing me it was the firewall (!) OF yours which continuously protected YOUR ARSE from the kick  

Plus, at the time you played only TC games - which I FIND VERY AMUSING. Because, I believe, TC maps were the only maps that GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO COMMAND a real army

Now, I of course know that you are smart enough to tell ME that the turkish foo YOU have meant to toss is not me. So, DON'T BOTHER. INSTEAD, grab two beers, and let Us CELEBRATE the CL cup LiverPOOl won yesternight.
"My memory of your arse, I find very amusing. I gave you the chance to command me, you don't bother. Instead, you celebrate poo."
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*Take care, Leo

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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 04, 2005 04:02 AM

Man Leo I seen your pic & dude you got so much hair on ya that it is undisputed proof that man evolved from apes
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 06, 2005 06:21 AM

At least I have evolved, Aculias!

In addition, I could easily point the finger at a few people in this Thread & determine that they are "a few pegs short on Darwin's evolutionnary scale"!

Ok, now bring on the Homo Erectus jokes!
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tigris
tigris


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Supreme Noobolator
posted June 06, 2005 08:27 AM

someone please call security, didn't you guys see there are no pets allowed in here?
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted June 06, 2005 11:31 AM

Jeez im gone for a few days and this place turns into a warzone!

Tossbeer me Stiven!
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Heroine at the weekend.
posted June 06, 2005 06:43 PM

Make it two, it's been a long Monday of a crappy week home. Some holiday it turned out to be

*sits and mutters darkly in a corner*
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 06, 2005 08:08 PM
Edited By: Jebus on 6 Jun 2005

Quote:
Make it two, it's been a long Monday of a crappy week home. Some holiday it turned out to be


Can you put those on my Tab??
I think he'd prefer to not be bothered for a while!



(can i even start a tab??)
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 06, 2005 08:20 PM
Edited By: Sir_Stiven on 6 Jun 2005

You no good foobums this is a glorious tossfest going on not a friggin tab contest.

The only tab you will see jebus is the one in your mirror when you once again have fallen asleep on your keyboard fantasising about conquering the lion doggystyle

We dont give no friggin tabs here, we serve beer for cash.. now get going to tossing again you no good copycat of a n00b template

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 06, 2005 08:57 PM

Quote:
You no good foobums this is a glorious tossfest going on not a friggin tab contest.

The only tab you will see jebus is the one in your mirror when you once again have fallen asleep on your keyboard fantasising about conquering the lion doggystyle

We dont give no friggin tabs here, we serve beer for cash.. now get going to tossing again you no good copycat of a n00b template


M
I
A
O
W
someone was on the receiving end of a jail shower room foot ball team *** slammin'!!!

(must suck beeing at the PC with a sore behind... let me send you a hernia pad!)
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 07, 2005 12:51 AM

I need to sweep up some dirt on the floor here,Oh excuse me Jebus i didnt mean to try & sweep you up there .
(Of course alot better when i actually try to sweep him up )
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jebus
jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 07, 2005 02:41 AM

Quote:
I need to sweep up some dirt on the floor here,Oh excuse me Jebus i didnt mean to try & sweep you up there .
(Of course alot better when i actually try to sweep him up )


Now that I've seen a pic of your mug, it'll take you quite a few tossbeers and a whole lot o' liquor to pull that off!!


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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 07, 2005 06:08 AM

yea orless you a big guy, you can use my mop as a cleaning tool
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 07, 2005 09:42 AM

Anyone want HOTDOGS. *Man i am FULL*
*And yet still eatting*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 07, 2005 11:50 AM

Varuas your so fat when you tried to walk out your front door you got stuck.
Just last year you were even bigger that when you jumped up, you got stuck
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 07, 2005 12:04 PM

The ture is i am not fat i hardy weight 60kg.

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tigris
tigris


Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
posted June 07, 2005 02:43 PM

Acu where did you got that lousy toss?

From the comedy central or the Sesame street ?

have a tossbeer maybe it will help on your inspiration
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 07, 2005 02:52 PM
Edited By: Jebus on 7 Jun 2005

Quote:
Acu where did you got that lousy toss?

From the comedy central or the Sesame street ?

have a tossbeer maybe it will help on your inspiration


and if it doesn't inspire him, it may keep him busy and quiet for a while!!!  
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Asmodean
Asmodean


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Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
posted June 07, 2005 03:41 PM

Hmm. Too many Canadians and fat guys.
Must go look at that flamethrower catalogue...


Keep the tossbeers coming Stiven, I'm trying to become a career alcoholic.
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