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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign
Thread: How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign This thread is 6 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 · NEXT»
Iris
Iris


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Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted July 27, 2006 12:04 AM bonus applied.

How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign

Warning to the readers!

If you are easily offended, take things too personally, or have 0 sense of humor, please turn back and read no further.  I welcome the rest of you, but I still need to put up a disclaimer that this stuff is not to be taken seriously.  

Also, the word ďbastardĒ has been cleared by Pandora.  Thanks, Pan.    However, if it offends anyone, let me know and I'll go star it out.  Another thing to note is that a lot of material is not original, so donít get on my case about stealing ideas or ďfavoringĒ certain signs.  

Now, I think the title of this thread is rather self-explanatory, but just to be extra clear, yes, guys, we are poking fun at your imperfections and blowing your faults out of proportion.    And just as an added bonus, after analyzing your star signs, the ladies of HC will all take a compatibility test to see how well they would get along with each of you.  

Letís first meet the ladies, shall we?
First, we have the pale but adorable champion ice cream eater, the female GG, Gandalfs_Girl!

Next, our hot and mysterious sex ed teacher, Kookastar!

Our lovely golden oldie grandmama (), Lady Milena!

Our charming and feisty Spam Princess, LadyGuenivere!

The dashing friend of the Spam Princess and proud owner of the Mini-Zen Garden of Doom, LadyMeryl!

Our cute and sexy Gunblade owner (and my fellow Michigander ), Ruby!

Our beautiful Mod of the Tavern (and pretty much everywhere else), Pandora!

And of course, the loud and obnoxious Queen of Typos, me!  

(To the unlisted ones, please check your HCM, if you havenít already.  I'll add you in as you shuffle in.)

Say hi, girls.  


When I come back, Iíll bring on our first victims, the Aries Bastards.  Iíve managed to find two of them, and theyíve both consented to a little bashing.    You both receive a biiiiig virtual hug.    As for the rest of the signs, Iíve got my sight set on some of you already, and Iím going to come after you whether you like it or not.  *cough*Russ*cough*Legend*cough*TnT*cough*  Some others should also expect HCMs from me when time nears your sign.    However, I am currently in need of the following: Taurus (maybe), Leo, Scorpio (maybe), Sagittarius, and Capicorn.  If youíre feeling brave bored, please volunteer yourself!  

In the mean time, introduce yourself, ladies!

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Antipaladin
Antipaladin


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Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 27, 2006 12:10 AM

humph where ware u last week,take cacner sign too,if its over doesnt means its left out

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Gandalfs_Girl
Gandalfs_Girl


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Champion Ice Cream Eater
posted July 27, 2006 01:19 AM
Edited by Gandalfs_Girl at 13:09, 27 Jul 2006.

woop im first =) lol
well as yu can see ima champion ice cream eater, yes i love it more than yu =P
im apprently adorable i dont think so.
i love playin sports, writin poetry nd lyrics and im quite shy til i get to kno yu then i can tlk to yu forever, i even talk acu to sleep  
i hav a cat, sumtyms visit g*yspy and love punk rock/ska music =)
oh and ima capricorn
bring on the signs!
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Gom_Jabbar
Gom_Jabbar


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Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
posted July 27, 2006 01:43 AM
Edited by Gom_Jabbar at 01:45, 27 Jul 2006.

Ladies, ladies, calm down. We men are not bastards. We ain't, I can assure you of that. It's just that sometimes we like to... aaaaa... errrr... *cough*cough*... aaaa.... play games, yeah, thath's it, play games, you know.

In fact we men are very sensitive. Yes we are. Who else would listen to all your problems all day but us?(we really don't have a choice but that's unimportant) Who else would carry all your bags when you go shopping?(and we hate like shopping as much as you do) On who's shoulder would you cry when watching romantic movies?(we hate like this also)

And these are only 3 reasons why we are ain't bastards.
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 27, 2006 02:45 AM

Yes we are lol.
All of us are in certain ways but.
It wouldnt be fun for women if no men exited .

Yes I still remember that comment you said to me before the thread was closed about WIlliam.
I didnt apreciate it but there was nothing I could do since it was all clossed Jabbar.

Man i am a bastard huh LOL.
An honest one though
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ruby
ruby


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Known Hero
crazed swede
posted July 27, 2006 04:04 AM

Our cute and sexy Gunblade owner (and my fellow Michigander ), Ruby

Awee...blush*blush*. I wouldn't know about cute and sexy, but I am a Gunblade owner.
I am inspired artist from the northern winters of Sweden. I enjoy a healthy dose of music each day, including old school punk, symphonic metal, alternative, classic rock, and every thing inbetween. ('cept country of course).
I write, I draw, I debate, and I drive very fast while blasting techno for the world to hear.
Oh.
And I pretty much despise the race of men.

Except for Aculias of course.

I'm a proud gemini!
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   The Brighter the Stars-

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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 27, 2006 04:06 AM

Blast techno too.
Man sounds like me when we drive to work, we also blast our techno lol.

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ruby
ruby


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crazed swede
posted July 27, 2006 04:18 AM

Quote:
Blast techno too.
Man sounds like me when we drive to work, we also blast our techno lol.



I'm proud of you.
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   The Brighter the Stars-

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 27, 2006 07:58 AM

Leave the virgoan males alone.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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kookastar
kookastar


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Legendary Hero
posted July 27, 2006 08:38 AM
Edited by kookastar at 08:41, 27 Jul 2006.

Hi

I'm an aussie mate A Taurean, with two dogs and a Cancerian man.   Yeah I didn't think I'd end up with one of those lol.  

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Antipaladin
Antipaladin


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Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 27, 2006 11:56 AM

well cancer rocks anyway.it has hasent' any really bad signs besids gret personality and very very very attrective charchter

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted July 27, 2006 12:04 PM

Bah, im too complicated to be worked out by a group of females
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Gandalfs_Girl
Gandalfs_Girl


Known Hero
Champion Ice Cream Eater
posted July 27, 2006 01:09 PM

hahaha DS ur a man, whats complicated about yu.

i forgot to mention my bf is a Scorpio, so i cant wait to hear bout them =)
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titaniumalloy
titaniumalloy


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Legendary Hero
Professional
posted July 27, 2006 02:54 PM

Well I like to hide myself behind this impossibly dark black hood.

Makes it hard to see, but you know, it helps me hide from my followers when I'm not repping the Aries.

Aries is actually the star sign of the Greek God Ares, the God of War, and the symbol of manhood. Straight up. i'm a straight up g
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Antipaladin
Antipaladin


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Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 27, 2006 03:39 PM

so cencer star is the moon,a symble of who? i forgot...

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Iris
Iris


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Supreme Hero
of Typos
posted July 27, 2006 03:44 PM

The moon?  Well, then that would be Artemis.  Your ruler is a woman.  HA HA HA HA HA.


DS, you're a Gemini, aren't you?  I've got about 4 years of experience with your kind.  Just wait, Gemini is gonna be good.  
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Antipaladin
Antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted July 27, 2006 03:52 PM

no way
Artemis is HUNT,im a hunter,watch out ladies

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Gandalfs_Girl
Gandalfs_Girl


Known Hero
Champion Ice Cream Eater
posted July 27, 2006 04:46 PM

im lovin this thread already, been reading about my star sign all day cos its too hot outside hehe.
very kool.
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TnT_Addict
TnT_Addict


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Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
posted July 27, 2006 04:54 PM

I am just delighted of the fact that some people (thank you Iris ) still consider me a man

As a virgo I care very much about my looks and about what other people think of how I act and look physicaly, I always keep myself in top shape and taking good expensive care of my face and hair and I'm proud of it!
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Aculias
Aculias


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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted July 27, 2006 08:21 PM

I heard that some women think we are complicated to figure out as well?
I wonder if thats true lol.
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