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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 197 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 40 80 120 160 ... 193 194 195 196 197 · «PREV / NEXT»
Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 24, 2019 01:06 PM

George S Patton marries Thumbelina. He takes her everywhere now.
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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted June 29, 2019 09:31 AM

"That's what I could afford after 25 years of hard work. And it has a mortgage on it already. The bank sent some Cherokee the other day, said he'll scalp everything above the doorstep if I'm late again..."

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 29, 2019 02:50 PM

Ratings coming up in a bit, last chance for this round!
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted June 29, 2019 07:21 PM

I hereby declare my head to a new independent nation, henceforth called "New Scalpland". New Scalpland has a 0% tax on everything.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 30, 2019 10:07 AM

Galaad said:
RATED!
Trogdor
The first known sighting of the elusive "Human Happy Meal Toy", circa 1996.
For the modest price of... 2,5 pts

fred79
The house screamed in terror that it had been put on t.v. against it's will...
But it would never take Miguel's threats lightly again...
Dark times... 3 pts

CountBezuhoff
"Breaking news: Lady Gaga denied entrance at Heathrow airport upon arrival. Airport security claims that her newest outfit poses a violation of safety protocols. Lady Gaga's official spokesperson had this to say:
"This setback might upset our schedule a bit, though tonight's performance probably won't need to be postponed..."
"...Our team is still baffled by the decision. Lady G's outfit, made up entirely of utensils, is completely harmless..."
According to witnesses, UK police have already performed a weapon search on Lady Gaga and have confiscated 34 butter knives. Lady Gaga has also been fined with 55000£ for unloicensed spoon possession and with 5000£ for public indecency, since her outfit now consists of very revealing forks only. This endeavour might be further prolonged, as the UK High Court has been petitioned by concerned citizens to review the problem of unregulated fork carriage..."
Meh 1 pts

Oddball
British Columbians trying to find a house to live in like
British Columbians? 1,5 pts

Maurice
"When my wife said she was sad I didn't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years, I decided to try and make that work. I don't understand why she was so furious about the way I tried to re-enact his role as an undercover Kindergarten Cop! How can I help it that those children at that school ran off in panic!? Children are so sensitive these days!"
Are they? 2,5 pts

Blizzardboy
George S Patton marries Thumbelina. He takes her everywhere now.
Lol wtf 2,5 pts

Zenofex
"That's what I could afford after 25 years of hard work. And it has a mortgage on it already. The bank sent some Cherokee the other day, said he'll scalp everything above the doorstep if I'm late again..."
That should make for interesting scalps. 3 pts

fuChris
I hereby declare my head to a new independent nation, henceforth called "New Scalpland". New Scalpland has a 0% tax on everything.
Sounds almost legit. 2,5 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice – 32 pts
Oddball – 27 pts
Blizzardboy – 27 pts
Zenofex – 26,5 pts
fuChris – 25 pts
friendofgunnar – 23 pts
Trogdor – 22,5 pts
fred79 – 20,5 pts
Elvin – 17 pts
Ghost – 16 pts
CountBezuhoff – 15,5 pts
Kipshasz – 13 pts
Gnomes2169 – 8 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
Neraus – 4,5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 10


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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 30, 2019 12:02 PM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 17:17, 30 Jun 2019.

"Hey, chaps, what do you think of my new mod idea?"

"OK, Count, let's see i- Oh holy mother of *****!"

"Is it that bad?"

"BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted June 30, 2019 12:24 PM

'Stralia mate! Spiders the size of armadillos.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted June 30, 2019 03:41 PM

"What we see here, ladies and gentlemen, is that it's far easier to mod reallife than what Heroes 7 ever allowed."
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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted June 30, 2019 05:06 PM

Someone's finally made a real-life version of Jurassic, but couldn't find many dinosaurs and thus had to make do with what was at hand.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted June 30, 2019 05:16 PM

It was only when we gave God photoshop that we realized how dangerous it would be to put thought into physical form.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

0.05% Chance of being Cyrus the Great's descendant

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted June 30, 2019 07:47 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 19:47, 30 Jun 2019.

When you're in Create a Character and keep hitting randomize and start to get some very freaky results.

((Galaad has never heard of British Columbians confirmed! ))
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"Everyone is a schlong sucker." - Kayna
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 02, 2019 01:38 PM

The terrors of miscegenation in society.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 02, 2019 01:59 PM

Here you see the populace of the U.S., in an alternate dimension where humans don't exist.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted July 02, 2019 04:14 PM

*lsd kicks in*

Duuuuuuuuuude... there's like, bacon and crap in my sight now.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted July 03, 2019 07:31 PM

According to a recently conducted global poll, women have put the members of the opposite sex in 7 distinct categories - illustrated for clarity:

Top left: Soft-d**k egomaniacs
Center left: Lazy reptiles
Lower left: Thick-skinned creeps
Top right: Shifting freaks
Center right: Bird-brained machos
Lower right: Latent gays

The seventh category - Real men - could not be depicted as it appears to exist only on quantum level.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted July 08, 2019 12:00 PM

Galaad said:
RATED!
CountBezuhoff
"Hey, chaps, what do you think of my new mod idea?"
"OK, Count, let's see i- Oh holy mother of *****!"
"Is it that bad?"
"BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Calm down... 1 pts

fuChris
'Stralia mate! Spiders the size of armadillos.
Oof 2 pts

Maurice
"What we see here, ladies and gentlemen, is that it's far easier to mod reallife than what Heroes 7 ever allowed."
No fair you take me by the sentiments! 5 pts

Trogdor
Someone's finally made a real-life version of Jurassic, but couldn't find many dinosaurs and thus had to make do with what was at hand.
Ok... 1,5 pts

Neraus
It was only when we gave God photoshop that we realized how dangerous it would be to put thought into physical form
Imagine what he’d do with pasta. 2 pts

Oddball
When you're in Create a Character and keep hitting randomize and start to get some very freaky results
Heh. 1 pts

Blizzardboy
The terrors of miscegenation in society.
Lol. 3 pts

fred79
Here you see the populace of the U.S., in an alternate dimension where humans don't exist.
Wonder if they are any safer 2 pts

Kipshasz
*lsd kicks in*
Duuuuuuuuuude... there's like, bacon and crap in my sight now
I’ll take that as a Pink Floyd reference. 2,5 pts

Zenofex
According to a recently conducted global poll, women have put the members of the opposite sex in 7 distinct categories - illustrated for clarity:
Top left: Soft-d**k egomaniacs
Center left: Lazy reptiles
Lower left: Thick-skinned creeps
Top right: Shifting freaks
Center right: Bird-brained machos
Lower right: Latent gays
The seventh category - Real men - could not be depicted as it appears to exist only on quantum level.
Omg you’ve gone quite far in this one haven’t you 3,5 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice – 37 pts
Blizzardboy – 30 pts
Zenofex – 30 pts
Oddball – 28 pts
fuChris – 27 pts
Trogdor – 24 pts
friendofgunnar – 23 pts
fred79 – 22,5 pts
Elvin – 17 pts
CountBezuhoff – 16,5 pts
Ghost – 16 pts
Kipshasz – 15,5 pts
Gnomes2169 – 8 pts
Neraus – 6,5 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 11


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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted July 08, 2019 01:37 PM

"The latest Marvel Superhero movie villain has finally been revealed: Traffic Cone Man! The terror of all vehicle drivers in the world, his power grab involves the creation of a world-wide traffic jam!"
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 08, 2019 01:47 PM

Unable to stop the youth from street racing, the police deployed their ultimate weapon: Conehead.

With its mighty conenon anyone who crosses him will only be able to yield.
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

0.05% Chance of being Cyrus the Great's descendant

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted July 08, 2019 04:02 PM

The Conebody Statue has come to life and and is on a rampage. That'll teach ol' White Van Man to call him a Sweded version of Finding Nemo.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted July 08, 2019 11:40 PM

Megatron's lesser known younger brother Trafficcon.
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"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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