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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted June 13, 2019 12:03 PM

The effects of technology on wildlife have been understated, a quick look at a pidgeon's Instagram account will reveal their love of fads.

OT: That landscape is similar to those of my homeland, plus, I saw a lot of guys with this mask. Funny coincidence.
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 13, 2019 02:52 PM

Finally! Dies_irae posts a pic!

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted June 13, 2019 04:42 PM

"Hello, I'm Dies_irae and welcome to my brand new YouTube travel show. Behind me is a series of giant rocks in the ocean that look like other giant rocks in the ocean, but I have on good authority that it contains the Mod Squad's secret stash of serious diseases. Soon I will be contracting a lethal strain of Ebola. Or perhaps Cholera."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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fuChris
fuChris


Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
posted June 13, 2019 06:57 PM
Edited by fuChris at 08:02, 19 Jun 2019.

Living life like that Nelly Furtado song.
"I'm like a bird. I sh!t on peoples boats..."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted June 13, 2019 07:54 PM

"Every time I feel alone
And slightly blue
That's when I begin to think
It's what I'd like to start to do

And though it may not be the kind of thing
That's quite your cup of tea
I recommend you pay attention
To the little dance you're gonna see

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Dancing a little smidgeon of
The kind of ballet
Sweeps me away

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon


People may smile but
I don't mind
They'll never understand
The kind of fun I find

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon everyday
People may smile, but
I don't mind!
They'll never understand
The kind of fun I find

Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon everyday"
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Gnomes2169
Gnomes2169


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
posted June 14, 2019 06:58 AM

A/S/L: 23/Male/My sick heckin crib!
"Never used tweetzer before, but hey there ladies! This is Bob Borberton, total chick magnet. I like long walks on the beach, singing duets in karaoke, and collecting random shiny things off the ground. Lookin' to show some lovely ladies my nest. Gulls looking for lots of seed welcome! Cougars need not apply."

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Zenofex
Zenofex


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
posted June 14, 2019 08:27 AM

- So, Ramsey, you were living in Egypt, right?
- Yeah, but that was quite some time ago. And it was above Egypt, to be precise.
- Why did you decide to move away?
- Lots of reasons, really, but it it all boils down to respect. When you don't get any, your whole existence becomes meaningless, you know. For example, there was that guy with the frogs and the red river and the lamb blood and s**t who made a lot of people turn away from me, like I've betrayed them or something. Then another one came, again from the east - I think he and the red-frog-lamb-man were relatives - and completely kicked the crap out of whatever little followers I've had left. Stuff like that. And not to mentioned what I have seen throughout the ages. Those pyramids for example... you wouldn't believe who built them and for what purpose. At one point it all became too much.
- So, what do you do nowadays?
- Enjoying life. Been doing much better than those egomaniacs who have occupied my homeland and the surrounding areas and are constantly at each other's throats. I'd invite them to join me on a cruise, see what they are missing, but they are too busy throwing bombs and all. I think I'll call Gauty - Gautama, you know him. He'll come along. That's a cool guy.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted June 14, 2019 08:02 PM

It was assumed that the gods of old all vanished from this world when the new faith begun.

Yet here we see Ra, enjoying his tropical vacation.
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"Everyone is a schlong sucker." - Kayna
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 19, 2019 01:06 AM

"You've, c'too-roo, got the stuff, Coovani?"
"The finest crumbs, ooohr, in all of Firenze, padre Marcoo!"
"Good."
*Gun clogs*
"But why, padre? I thought we had, crooo, a deal?"
"We take you in from the street, we accept you in our Familia, we feed you, we give you a nest and for what? Coo-ooor... You betray us, deal with the mice for profit and now expect forgiveness?"
*Marcoo turns his rump towards Coovani
"Don Goolieri sends you his regards."

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"...Mr Hack... I don't feel so good..."

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friendofgunnar
friendofgunnar


Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
posted June 19, 2019 04:44 AM

My cousin Jim said the water was warm and so I asked him if he'd already dove in.  

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Blizzardboy
Blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 20, 2019 09:30 AM

When you level up on vacation and choose the Eagle Eye skill.
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asdf

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 21, 2019 04:56 PM

Sex mask? I dressed the anonymous mask. Hi! Wait two minutes. Am I sexy about you?

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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 21, 2019 06:37 PM

I don't know. Are you sexy about me, ghost?

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted June 21, 2019 07:22 PM
Edited by Elvin at 19:25, 21 Jun 2019.

I choose to be alone. You don't deserve me at my bird if you can't handle me at my worst. Chirp!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Galaad
Galaad

Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted June 23, 2019 05:06 PM
Edited by Galaad at 17:08, 23 Jun 2019.

Galaad said:
RATED!
Neraus
The effects of technology on wildlife have been understated, a quick look at a pidgeon's Instagram account will reveal their love of fads.
OT: That landscape is similar to those of my homeland, plus, I saw a lot of guys with this mask. Funny coincidence.
Technology is decaying… Lol at OT! 3 pts

fred79
Finally! Dies_irae posts a pic!
Easy but mentionning Dies here gives extras. 4 pts

Trogdor
"Hello, I'm Dies_irae and welcome to my brand new YouTube travel show. Behind me is a series of giant rocks in the ocean that look like other giant rocks in the ocean, but I have on good authority that it contains the Mod Squad's secret stash of serious diseases. Soon I will be contracting a lethal strain of Ebola. Or perhaps Cholera."
Such a good start and then… Still extras for mentioning Dies. 2 pts

fuChris
Living life like that Nelly Furtado song.
"I'm like a bird. I sh!t on peoples boats…"
Being a bird for doing that is not mandatory though… 4 pts

Maurice
[...]Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon
Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon[…]
Extras for poetic effort but mostly for envisioning Maurice actually singing this 5 pts

Gnomes2169
A/S/L: 23/Male/My sick heckin crib!
"Never used tweetzer before, but hey there ladies! This is Bob Borberton, total chick magnet. I like long walks on the beach, singing duets in karaoke, and collecting random shiny things off the ground. Lookin' to show some lovely ladies my nest. Gulls looking for lots of seed welcome! Cougars need not apply."
That actually sounds believable. 3 pts

Zenofex
- So, Ramsey, you were living in Egypt, right?
- Yeah, but that was quite some time ago. And it was above Egypt, to be precise.
- Why did you decide to move away?
- Lots of reasons, really, but it it all boils down to respect. When you don't get any, your whole existence becomes meaningless, you know. For example, there was that guy with the frogs and the red river and the lamb blood and **** who made a lot of people turn away from me, like I've betrayed them or something. Then another one came, again from the east - I think he and the red-frog-lamb-man were relatives - and completely kicked the crap out of whatever little followers I've had left. Stuff like that. And not to mentioned what I have seen throughout the ages. Those pyramids for example... you wouldn't believe who built them and for what purpose. At one point it all became too much.
- So, what do you do nowadays?
- Enjoying life. Been doing much better than those egomaniacs who have occupied my homeland and the surrounding areas and are constantly at each other's throats. I'd invite them to join me on a cruise, see what they are missing, but they are too busy throwing bombs and all. I think I'll call Gauty - Gautama, you know him. He'll come along. That's a cool guy.
Long story for not so funny ending. 1 pts

Oddball
It was assumed that the gods of old all vanished from this world when the new faith begun.
Yet here we see Ra, enjoying his tropical vacation.
Too cheesy. 1,5 pts

CountBezuhoff
"You've, c'too-roo, got the stuff, Coovani?"
"The finest crumbs, ooohr, in all of Firenze, padre Marcoo!"
"Good."
*Gun clogs*
"But why, padre? I thought we had, crooo, a deal?"
"We take you in from the street, we accept you in our Familia, we feed you, we give you a nest and for what? Coo-ooor... You betray us, deal with the mice for profit and now expect forgiveness?"
*Marcoo turns his rump towards Coovani
"Don Goolieri sends you his regards."
I didn’t get it. 1 pts

friendofgunnar
My cousin Jim said the water was warm and so I asked him if he'd already dove in.
Badum tsssss 2,5 pts

Blizzardboy
When you level up on vacation and choose the Eagle Eye skill.
Looool 5 pts

Ghost
Sex mask? I dressed the anonymous mask. Hi! Wait two minutes. Am I sexy about you?
Yes, very! 3 pts

Elvin
I choose to be alone. You don't deserve me at my bird if you can't handle me at my worst. Chirp!
Omg Elvin you need some sleep. 2 pts
Scoreboard
Maurice – 29,5 pts
Oddball – 25,5 pts
Blizzardboy – 24,5 pts
Zenofex – 23,5 pts
fuChris – 22,5 pts
friendofgunnar – 23 pts
Trogdor – 20 pts
fred79 – 17,5 pts
Elvin – 17 pts
Ghost – 16 pts
CountBezuhoff – 14,5 pts
Kipshasz – 13 pts
Gnomes2169 – 8 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
Neraus – 4,5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Stevie – 1 pts
ROUND 9


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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted June 23, 2019 05:52 PM

The first known sighting of the elusive "Human Happy Meal Toy", circa 1996.
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fred79
fred79


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted June 23, 2019 08:16 PM

The house screamed in terror that it had been put on t.v. against it's will...

But it would never take Miguel's threats lightly again...

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Famous Hero
Master of the merchant's guild
posted June 23, 2019 09:12 PM

"Breaking news: Lady Gaga denied entrance at Heathrow airport upon arrival. Airport security claims that her newest outfit poses a violation of safety protocols. Lady Gaga's official spokesperson had this to say:

"This setback might upset our schedule a bit, though tonight's performance probably won't need to be postponed..."

"...Our team is still baffled by the decision. Lady G's outfit, made up entirely of utensils, is completely harmless..."

According to witnesses, UK police have already performed a weapon search on Lady Gaga and have confiscated 34 butter knives. Lady Gaga has also been fined with 55000£ for unloicensed spoon possession and with 5000£ for public indecency, since her outfit now consists of very revealing forks only. This endeavour might be further prolonged, as the UK High Court has been petitioned by concerned citizens to review the problem of unregulated fork carriage..."
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"...Mr Hack... I don't feel so good..."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Supreme Hero
Thread Destroyer
posted June 23, 2019 10:44 PM

British Columbians trying to find a house to live in like
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"Everyone is a schlong sucker." - Kayna
"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Maurice
Maurice

Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
posted June 24, 2019 11:02 AM
Edited by Maurice at 11:03, 24 Jun 2019.

"When my wife said she was sad I didn't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years, I decided to try and make that work. I don't understand why she was so furious about the way I tried to re-enact his role as an undercover Kindergarten Cop! How can I help it that those children at that school ran off in panic!? Children are so sensitive these days!"
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