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kookastar
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posted July 01, 2008 04:38 PM |
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How many HC members does it take to change a light bulb?
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uhuh
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 01, 2008 08:07 PM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 01, 2008 08:19 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:19, 01 Jul 2008.
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Quote:
What's a light bulb?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Geny
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Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 01, 2008 08:26 PM |
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No, that's an idea. Can't you read, man?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted July 01, 2008 08:27 PM |
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 01, 2008 08:30 PM |
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Binabik
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted July 01, 2008 08:33 PM |
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Quote:
How many HC members does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to screw in the bulb and 9 to tell the mods it deserves a QP.
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zamrai
Adventuring Hero
Moonlight Melody
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posted July 01, 2008 08:57 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
How many HC members does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to screw in the bulb and 9 to tell the mods it deserves a QP.
Hahaha, that's a nice one  
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Lexxan
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Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 01, 2008 08:59 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
How many HC members does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to screw in the bulb and 9 to tell the mods it deserves a QP.
quizzically, no one needed to tell Geny that this deserves a peanut.  This is clearly one of the best peanuts ever awarded, lmao when I read it. 
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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fishjie
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 02, 2008 09:04 PM |
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isabelyes
Fierce Battlegriffin
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posted July 03, 2008 01:46 PM |
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lol that one's cool
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted July 03, 2008 03:38 PM |
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Quote:
A guy and his lawyer are walking down the street, when the guy sees a really gorgeous woman walking towards them.
The guy says "Man, I'd like to screw her."
"Out of what?" asks the lawyer.
LOOOOOL comeon is being a lawyer that messed up? Poor you xD.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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TheDeath
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Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted July 05, 2008 06:33 PM |
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An arab kid comes to his dad and complains: "The geography teacher is not going to graduate me! I just wrote in an exam, on the question 'What's the tallest building in New York?' that it was the Empire State Building"
Dad: "And isn't it?"
Kid: "No, teacher said it was the World Trade Center"
Dad: "... I can fix that"
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 05, 2008 10:18 PM |
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Ignore the dutch names in this joke... There’s also a part where I was too lazy to translate.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
teacher:
to get to the other side
PLATO:
because of a higher purpose
ARISTOTELES:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX:
This was historically inevitable
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unheard act of rebellion, so I HAD to use the nerve gas.
RONALD REAGAN:
I don’t know anymore.
CAPTAIN KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an overdose of Flegma in the pancreas
ANDERSEN CONSULTING
De ontregeling van de straatkant van de kip bedreigde de daar dominante marktpositie. De kip stond voor belangrijke uitdagingen om de vaardigheden te creeren en te ontwikkelen die nodig waren voor de nieuwe competitieve markt. Andersen Consulting heeft, in een partnerschapsrelatie met haar client, de kip geholpen door haar fysische distributiestrategie te herdenken via het Pluimvee Integratie Model (PIM). Andersen heeft de kip geholpen haar vaardigheden, methodologie, kennis, kapitaal en ervaring te gebruiken deze te integreren in haar algemene strategie binnen een Program Mgt kader. Andersen Consulting heeft de kip zich helpen aanpassen om succesrijker te worden.
MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I had a dream. I dreamed that every chicken could cross the road unquestioned.
MOZES:
And God descended from heaven and said to the chicken: “Thou shalt crosseth streets.” And so did the chicken cross the street en there was much cheering and great joy. And God saw that it was good.
WILLY CLAES:
The chicken did not cross the street, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the street.
FILIP DEWINTER:
No, we did not send the chicken back. It went back on it’s own.
FREUD:
The fact itself that your insecure about this, indicates you’re underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I’ve just finished Chicken Office 2000 who will not only cross streets, but will cackle, lay eggs and check your accounting.
DARWIN:
Throughout history, chickens have been selected so that they are genetically predestined to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road was moving under the chicken, depends on your frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
The fact that you’re even asking this question, means that something is lacking in your chicken nature.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die alone, in the rain.
JEAN-LUC DEHAENE:
Let the beast go
FRANK VANDENBROUCKE: BURN THAT CHICKEN!
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted July 06, 2008 02:05 PM |
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@Dagoth: LOL
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted July 06, 2008 03:39 PM |
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Edited by Galev at 22:02, 06 Jul 2008.
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A man is begging for money on the street:
"Please give some money for a poor blind man..."
A guy walks up to him and gives him a coin. The beggar erupts:
"HEY! It's called in for 3 years!"
"Just take it. It's a magical coin. You are the third man it healed."
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The little frog and his father near the motorway:
"Dad, can we go to the other side?"
"No. One needs to be borned there."
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At the old people's home they go out to collect edible snails as an activity. When the old women and men arrives a nurse sees how many snails they collected:
"Oh, Uncle Jhon. You haven't collected any?"
"Oooh, my dear. You know, by the time I stooped, the prankish snails 'whooos' had ran away."
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Two of my favourite old jokes; inspired by the 'Riddle' in the Tavern:
What's this? When you throw it in the air it's purple when it falls it's yellow and the window brokes in the neighbors?
-It's a complete accident.
What's this? When you throw it up it's green and it never falls.
-A jar of leavened cucumber jammed under the eaves.
(btw are "when you throw it... when it falls..." jokes common in other countries too?)
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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fishjie
Adventuring Hero
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posted July 08, 2008 06:05 AM |
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a pic is worth a thousand words (math problem joke)
math problem
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CLICK FOR LOL
http://share.ovi.com/channel/jie
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted July 09, 2008 03:39 PM |
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In Ireland sister Isabel, a nun from a local church went to a local elementary school. At the school sister Isabel asked the class: "What would you like to become when you grow up?" Some answered that they wanted to become doctors, lawyers, truckdrivers, farmers etc. Little Mary said: "I want to become a prostitute when I grow up!" Sister Isabel looked shocked and said: "What did you say dear little girl?" Little Mary looked a bit embarrased and said shyly: "I want to become a prostitute." Sister Isabel looked relieved and said: "Thank heavens. I thought that you said that you wanted to become a protestant."
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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DagothGares
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Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted July 09, 2008 10:22 PM |
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Say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before each word
1-Cows
2-About
3-Talking
4-Idiot
5-This
6-Got
7-I
8-Long
9-How
10-Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 -Look
Don't be offended, pls...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted July 09, 2008 10:38 PM |
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Quote:
Ignore the dutch names in this joke... There’s also a part where I was too lazy to translate.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
teacher:
to get to the other side
PLATO:
because of a higher purpose
ARISTOTELES:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX:
This was historically inevitable
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unheard act of rebellion, so I HAD to use the nerve gas.
RONALD REAGAN:
I don’t know anymore.
CAPTAIN KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an overdose of Flegma in the pancreas
ANDERSEN CONSULTING
De ontregeling van de straatkant van de kip bedreigde de daar dominante marktpositie. De kip stond voor belangrijke uitdagingen om de vaardigheden te creeren en te ontwikkelen die nodig waren voor de nieuwe competitieve markt. Andersen Consulting heeft, in een partnerschapsrelatie met haar client, de kip geholpen door haar fysische distributiestrategie te herdenken via het Pluimvee Integratie Model (PIM). Andersen heeft de kip geholpen haar vaardigheden, methodologie, kennis, kapitaal en ervaring te gebruiken deze te integreren in haar algemene strategie binnen een Program Mgt kader. Andersen Consulting heeft de kip zich helpen aanpassen om succesrijker te worden.
MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I had a dream. I dreamed that every chicken could cross the road unquestioned.
MOZES:
And God descended from heaven and said to the chicken: “Thou shalt crosseth streets.” And so did the chicken cross the street en there was much cheering and great joy. And God saw that it was good.
WILLY CLAES:
The chicken did not cross the street, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the street.
FILIP DEWINTER:
No, we did not send the chicken back. It went back on it’s own.
FREUD:
The fact itself that your insecure about this, indicates you’re underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
I’ve just finished Chicken Office 2000 who will not only cross streets, but will cackle, lay eggs and check your accounting.
DARWIN:
Throughout history, chickens have been selected so that they are genetically predestined to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road was moving under the chicken, depends on your frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
The fact that you’re even asking this question, means that something is lacking in your chicken nature.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die alone, in the rain.
JEAN-LUC DEHAENE:
Let the beast go
FRANK VANDENBROUCKE: BURN THAT CHICKEN!
You forgot:
OMEGADESTROYER:
Rabid pants !!! The enemy beckons
MIGHTYMAGE:
To flee from my sandwitch
ALKAR RAHN:
because she was running away from those dangerous evil Mushrooms !
DAGOTHGARES' FRIEND:
because she was running away from those dangerous evil Croissants !
HOMER171:
I HAZ CHICKEN SANDWITCHES TODAY !
GENY:
because Pandora, the Blue Lady, the Chosen One, Wielder of K negative, etc... wanted so.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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