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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Great quotes and monologues
Thread: Great quotes and monologues This thread is 19 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 · «PREV / NEXT»
artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted July 01, 2016 06:24 PM
Edited by artu at 18:25, 01 Jul 2016.

"I may like the ass when I like the female around it."  Salamandre
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i challenge ANYONE to prove me wrong. you CANNOT. -fred

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted July 01, 2016 06:24 PM

lol

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted July 01, 2016 06:25 PM

lol, win.

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artu
artu


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
posted August 10, 2016 01:21 PM

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes."   Mark Twain
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i challenge ANYONE to prove me wrong. you CANNOT. -fred

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frostymuaddib
frostymuaddib


Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
posted August 21, 2016 09:49 PM

"Heroes! You are too tired, because of your superhuman efforts and you wish to return to your homes to once agains see your wifes and children. I understand you. Your wishes are justified. Because of that, I relieve everyone who wants to go home of their oaths. May God not count that as your sin. Return to your homes, and I give you my word of honour that none of you will have any consequences because of that. I, in turn, your old King, will remain here with my sons to die on this positions, because if enemy wants to conquer Serbia, he will have to do that over the corpse of your King and over the corpses of his sons."

King Peter I Karadjordjevic of Serbia, during the most difficult hour of Battle of Kolubara during the World War I. At the time, he was 70 years old, and with his army on the positions.


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"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 30, 2016 04:24 AM

"Imagine that the government creates the Furniture and Desk Association, an agency which declares that only IKEA is allowed to sell chairs. IKEA responds by charging $300 per chair. Other companies try to sell stools or sofas, but get bogged down for years in litigation over whether these technically count as 'chairs'. When a few of them win their court cases, the FDA shoots them down anyway for vague reasons it refuses to share, or because they haven't done studies showing that their chairs will not break, or because the studies that showed their chairs will not break didn't include a high enough number of morbidly obese people so we can't be sure they won't break. Finally, Target spends tens of millions of dollars on lawyers and gets the okay to compete with IKEA, but people can only get Target chairs if they have a note signed by a professional interior designer saying that their room needs a 'comfort-producing seating implement' and which absolutely definitely does not mention 'chairs' anywhere, because otherwise a child who was used to sitting on IKEA chairs might sit down on a Target chair the wrong way, get confused, fall off, and break her head."
- Scott Alexander
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markkur
markkur


Responsible
Legendary Hero
Once upon a time
posted August 30, 2016 04:58 PM

In the EU...a guy catches a fish and wants to sell the fish but finds out he has to spend some cash to label the fish, a fish. Brexit

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fred79
fred79


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
posted October 30, 2016 08:35 AM

"It only makes sense to seek out and identify structures of authority, hierarchy, and domination in every aspect of life, and to challenge them; unless a justification for them can be given, they are illegitimate, and should be dismantled, to increase the scope of human freedom." -Noam Chomsky

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tSar-Ivor
tSar-Ivor


Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted December 03, 2016 03:59 PM

'Man will never be free unil the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest'-Denis Diderot
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny

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verriker
verriker


Honorable
Legendary Hero
We don't need another 'eroes
posted December 03, 2016 08:08 PM

"THe Reason why we Looking for Worker is: First we are not Used in making Maps we have only THe Ideas and Plans and THe Concept, the ather Reason is, we dont have THe THe time for THe Work."
- Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted September 03, 2019 08:01 AM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 08:04, 03 Sep 2019.

Love is a sickness one wants to have.

- German proverb


Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

- Oscar Wilde

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted September 03, 2019 09:56 AM

If you can't seduce her you can sedate her.

Because of some political outrage I can't give you the author.
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POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

0.05% Chance of being Cyrus the Great's descendant

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monere
monere


Supreme Hero
posted September 03, 2019 11:15 AM

Everything in life is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power - Oscar Wilde

Everything in life should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler than that - Einstein

One of the biggest problems with mankind is that fools are always confident in themselves while wise men are full of doubts and uncertainties - Unknown (I don't remember the author)

The last person to arrive at a meeting will always be the one living the closest to the meeting place - One of Murphy's laws

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted September 03, 2019 07:57 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 20:03, 03 Sep 2019.

"The rantings of an upjumped zealot make for tedious listening. His ilk serves no role in what is to come. Only my death will staunch the flood of destruction... A task still far beyond your means. If you would face me, seek me out and I shall allow it. But heed the zealot's lesson well-- When the weak court death, they find it. Until then, I shall hold your little keepsake safe. Your "Dragonforged" will speak for my diligence in that. The choice falls not to me, nor to the whims of fate... It is yours alone." ~ Grigori - Dragon's Dogma

I added some context for the following monologue, otherwise it doesn't make as much sense as it should.

"What is your purpose here, Arisen? If you sought to live you had naught but run and hide yourself away. But then, tell me, child of man... what does it mean to live in truth? To wage war against the passing days? To pray to the unseen for a few breaths more? To raise grand cities from stone, and spawn new life in turn? Mankind has done this, yes, and more. But is the tapestry you weave truly of your own design?"

He motions to the goblins terrorizing your love interest "Their kind is easy to fathom, they go on living from simple fear of death."

Grigori roars and sends the goblins fleeing in terror. Your love interest now starts running towards you as the giant dragon slowly follows them

"But not mankind. Some welcome the end with arms outstretched, while others come to face death incarnate, arms in hand. I ask again, what is your purpose here Arisen? One path to your survival, lies in my defeat. Still my heart, and you stay the coming end. Another path before you... is to offer up that which you hold most dear. Abandon all delusions of control."

Grigori spits a fireball at the ground just behind your love interest knocking them out. He now looms over them

"For the price of a single life, I shall leave this land in peace. As my "vanquisher", the duchy would bow to you. Wealth and power are sweet anodyne for heartache. You'll not gainsay my terms are more than generous. If it matters aught, the man who rules this land now won that honor through just such a bargain. The decision is yours, Arisen. Now... choose!" ~ Grigori - Dragon's Dogma
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"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Supreme Hero
Comitis non potest peccare
posted September 04, 2019 02:15 AM
Edited by CountBezuhoff at 02:56, 04 Sep 2019.

'Despite making up 13% of the population...'

'The nazi is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a bigot, terrorist, brainlet, Russian, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a NEET and you will be astonished how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out".'

'Artilery adds dignity to what'd otherwise be a vulgar brawl.'

'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.'

'And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.'

'L'etat, c'est MOI!'

'Im Übrigen bin ich der Meinung, dass Karthago zerstört werden muss.'

The Count
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"Being here with the Count is the only thing that makes my heart happy."

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted September 04, 2019 11:13 AM

Finally someone understands what great quotes are about!

"Democracy is a regime without a king but infested by multiple kings that are often more exclusive, tyrannical and destructive than a single one, should that be a tyrant"

- Benny M

"I want to die, so I'm going home"

- Yu Ishigami
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

0.05% Chance of being Cyrus the Great's descendant

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted September 06, 2019 12:20 PM

“I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.”

- Batman

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
posted October 25, 2019 08:56 AM

"You all can go to hell for all I care, and as for me I'll be in Texas"

Davy Crockett to Congress 1836
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted October 25, 2019 09:08 AM

Quod Siculis placuit, sola Sperlinga negavit - Inscription on the gates of the castle of Sperlinga
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PLVTOCRATIC AND REACTIONARY DEMOCRACIES OF THE WEST
POTERE, LO SFORZO, LA PASTA

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monere
monere


Supreme Hero
posted October 25, 2019 11:02 AM

Drakon-Deus said:
“I bet your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all... They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to.”

- Batman
I kind of agree with this quote. I don't remember to have ever heard / seen it before, but if it's indeed from batman then it's probably from the one with Bane (I don't remember the title)

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