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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Men talk about girls...
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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted February 16, 2013 01:38 PM
Edited by NoobX at 11:57, 18 May 2013.

Guys talk about girls...

Ok, in here we'll talk about girls, females, dating, experiences, etc.

Even though this thread is in the VW, I don't expect it to turn into a spamfest.



A girl from my class asks me for a pencil, so I give her one; she asks me for a pen, so I give her my pen; she asks me to carry her school bag, so I do that.
Two days ago she asked me to give her my special pen (doesn't matter why it's special, it just is) as a Valentine's day gift.
I'm like "Why the heck does she wants that from me?", but I gave it to her anyway.

Now, the question is - does she dig me in any way, or is this normal?
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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted February 16, 2013 01:41 PM

You're an utter tool.
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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted February 16, 2013 01:41 PM

Did you see her using the pen and the pencil?
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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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posted February 16, 2013 01:43 PM

She wants to have sex with you. Asking you for your special pen is a phallic symbol associated with her desire for your penis.
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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted February 16, 2013 01:45 PM

BB,let him express how she treated the pen an the pencil.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 16, 2013 01:46 PM

I think she likes you Noobie. Which is more than can say about me and any other girl...

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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 01:47 PM

lol this thread is so much win.
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blizzardboy
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posted February 16, 2013 01:47 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 13:48, 16 Feb 2013.

Noobx, did you notice that she took your pen and started rubbing it in between her tits while winking at you and sucking on her index finger? That is more than likely a sign that she is interested in you.
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NoobX
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posted February 16, 2013 01:47 PM

Quote:
Did you see her using the pen and the pencil?


Yeah, but that's not the point. The point is that she wants my stuff.
I can only imagine what she does with my pen when the night comes.

Also, it seems that blizzy might be right here.
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Elvin
Elvin


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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 01:48 PM

All gold-diggers must start somewhere I guess
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Ghost
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posted February 16, 2013 01:49 PM

Yeah now NoobX never get her
When girls are

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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted February 16, 2013 01:49 PM

I bet she does only quality with your pencil and she expects even better quality with your special pen!
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blizzardboy
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posted February 16, 2013 01:49 PM
Edited by blizzardboy at 13:49, 16 Feb 2013.

Noobx, she taped a picture of your face to the pen and started masturbating with it in the middle of class. Srysly. She likes you. You can go ahead and make your move.
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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted February 16, 2013 01:51 PM

BB,should you be so direct?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
posted February 16, 2013 01:52 PM


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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Inspector Gil
posted February 16, 2013 01:53 PM

that's blizz for ya, always in perfect detail

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NoobX
NoobX


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My Pattern Emerges
posted February 16, 2013 01:55 PM

I remember one time she asked me about my penis size. And then, another time, she wanted me to carry her, like really carry her.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Inspector Gil
posted February 16, 2013 01:56 PM

are you serious? i wasn't even asked about my phone number

ok..maybe once if i remember

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master_learn
master_learn


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walking to the library
posted February 16, 2013 01:56 PM

Did you carry her?
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Adrius
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posted February 16, 2013 01:57 PM

Oh god this thread is win.
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