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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 20, 2013 10:05 PM |
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Naah, I always preferred Ceasar, gives off a much manlier wibe.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 20, 2013 10:20 PM |
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dude, i gave you advice. it doesn't matter that she is in a "relationship". "relationships" come and go, especially with teens.
True. However, teens don't know that because we think that we're already adults
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besides, you're an alpha male, right? who gives a rat's ass if she is in a relationship. if that little ****wad ever shows up after you take what is rightfully yours, and gets in your face, EAT that little cockroach. stop acting so limp-wristed, and start snarling like a cave bear. you are a man who knows what he wants. never let anyone get in your way!
Alpha-male?! No way. I ain't close to alpha-male.
I'm the kind of guy who's quiet and stands in the back row.
Just don't get on my nerves cuz I know how to strike back.
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this ends my get-off-your-ass-and-get-the-girl speech. 
also, forget these people who are telling you it's a bad idea. live in the moment, you aren't going to see this girl after the end of the schoolyear, right? so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Alright. If you say so.
I'm gonna consult with my closest friends first, but Ok.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted February 20, 2013 10:29 PM |
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Ehm... we gonna let this happen now?
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted February 20, 2013 11:04 PM |
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20 year old bodybuilder motorcycle gangleader chainsaw psycho boyfriend mutilates 14 year old.
Calling it.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 20, 2013 11:08 PM |
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If she know
Big problem!
text add to text 
ie you are
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted February 20, 2013 11:32 PM |
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted February 21, 2013 12:30 AM |
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20 year old bodybuilder motorcycle gangleader chainsaw psycho boyfriend mutilates 14 year old.
Calling it.
Then NoobX turns into a Ghost. Fights with our current Ghost in an eternal battle for supremacy.
Calling it
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 21, 2013 07:28 AM |
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Just don't get on my nerves cuz I know how to strike back.
Sure,NoobX,if she gets on your nerves,strike her back with your smooth genious!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 21, 2013 01:46 PM |
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****! She still keeps touching me.
I hate this situation.
Must... not... fall into... temptation...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 21, 2013 04:34 PM |
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And you touch her in response.
That's awesome!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 22, 2013 01:50 PM |
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Well... she asked me if I could give her a massage and... I refused. I ain't nobody's slave  But, yeah, she wants me. Even though she's with another guy, she wants me.
I'm ****ed.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 22, 2013 02:13 PM |
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A massage? Never had a 14 year-old who I barely know ask me to give her a massage. It started off well enough but this 21 page fib-fest is getting awfully 'unjuicy'.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 22, 2013 02:16 PM |
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Experience?
Oil belong to girl
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 22, 2013 02:19 PM |
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Well... she asked me if I could give her a massage and... I refused. I ain't nobody's slave But, yeah, she wants me. Even though she's with another guy, she wants me.
I'm ****ed.
I hope you refused her request as a true gentleman, otherwise you're just a pathetic loser.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 22, 2013 02:23 PM |
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Good! Bravo!
Don't go to Thai
Oil for girl
Poor impostor
Don't cry, if it feel have better
World can't tell you
but Ghost can tell
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 22, 2013 02:35 PM |
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World can't tell you
but Ghost can tell
Hahahahaha. I bet you can, you saucy minx.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted February 22, 2013 02:38 PM |
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Well... she asked me if I could give her a massage and... I refused. I ain't nobody's slave But, yeah, she wants me. Even though she's with another guy, she wants me.
I'm ****ed.
I hope you refused her request as a true gentleman, otherwise you're just a pathetic loser.
Well, of course. What did you expect me to do? Knock her out and hang her on the roof?
I have some mad massage skills and if I agreed, she would have an orgasm right in front of me.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted February 22, 2013 02:40 PM |
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Well,NoobX,you could search where and what cost you have to pay to learn how to massage a girl.
It could proove very useful for the rest of your life!
After every fail you get stronger and more skilled.
The noobs will bow before your massage skills,Massage Master NoobX!
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 22, 2013 02:54 PM |
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World can't tell you
but Ghost can tell
Hahahahaha. I bet you can, you saucy minx.
I do
never know
and
what she has the matter?
Why cry?
I will try
hm saucy minx
If I know who's who
new a word ok
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted February 22, 2013 04:03 PM |
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Well,NoobX,you could search where and what cost you have to pay to learn how to massage a girl.
It could proove very useful for the rest of your life!
After every fail you get stronger and more skilled.
The noobs will bow before your massage skills,Massage Master NoobX!
ye, make money, that's the key.
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