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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted April 14, 2013 09:08 AM

I guess the soulmates we began to talk about in the religion thread,would be a good subject here.
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Seraphim
Seraphim


Supreme Hero
Knowledge Reaper
posted April 14, 2013 10:25 AM
Edited by Seraphim at 11:40, 14 Apr 2013.

How to get a girl you like?
You motorboat her like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjibGE6ocSY

Its NSFW.

edit:
The other way is to steal a tank and impress her:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJPSneUjNpQ TO the Right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AGwHoXx5Rg To the Left
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 14, 2013 11:26 AM

If you ask me, soulmates are extinct. I won't believe they're real until I ssee it for myself.
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Seraphim
Seraphim


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posted April 14, 2013 11:48 AM
Edited by Seraphim at 11:50, 14 Apr 2013.

Quote:
If you ask me, soulmates are extinct. I won't believe they're real until I ssee it for myself.



Of course soulmates exist. For every atom in your body, there is an anti-atom. Theoretically, there could be a clone made out of anti mater with which if you were to contact, you would anhiliate the entire solar system.

Somewhere around in Deep space, there is somebody wanting to have a mate!!!
You know, when you cant have a soul mate, you buy a cat, or a dog, or something like this
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 14, 2013 12:00 PM

Thank you captain picard, that's not exacly what I had I mind.
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Seraphim
Seraphim


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posted April 14, 2013 07:25 PM
Edited by Seraphim at 19:27, 14 Apr 2013.

Quote:
Thank you captain picard, that's not exacly what I had I mind.


I believe there are "Soul mates" out there.You just have to have a lot of tries or failed relationships until you find one.
Dont let negativistic things such as "Soul mates are extinct" get you.

Saying there are no soul mates is like saying tbere are no suitable things for me at all...
But you are kinda young, get to 28 years and then we might talk again. Experience matters a lot.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 14, 2013 07:34 PM

When 11 year old girls have a boyfriend and I never had a girl, I get a little upset.
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master_learn
master_learn


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posted April 14, 2013 07:44 PM

Quote:
When 11 year old girls have a boyfriend and I never had a girl, I get a little upset.

You better write about the age of boys,cause the girls at age 11 could have different age boyfriends.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 14, 2013 07:49 PM

So what? Point is, people at 11 years old can be in a relationship, I can't at 19.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 14, 2013 08:19 PM

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When 11 year old girls have a boyfriend and I never had a girl, I get a little upset.

Ah, that thing just annoys me. Girls from my class have boyfriends from highschools and whatnot, but does any of them think that having a boyfriend from the same grade is a lot more, let's say, NORMAL?! Nope...
That just makes me want to go berserk on every highschooler in the town and cut off their ****s with a hatchet.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 14, 2013 08:24 PM

I know how it feels. Thing is, nothing changed for me when I became a highschooler. College is my last hope.
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fauch
fauch


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Undefeatable Hero
posted April 14, 2013 10:28 PM

or prostitutes

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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted April 14, 2013 10:29 PM

Quote:
or prostitutes

For him, that may be more desesperation than hope heheh
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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted April 14, 2013 10:37 PM

I look this way to prostitutes-
if I have the money I can get some experience from them,which later will practice with my girlfriend in the future.
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Storm-Giant
Storm-Giant


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On the Other Side!
posted April 14, 2013 10:40 PM

Quote:
I look this way to prostitutes-
if I have the money I can get some experience from them,which later will practice with my girlfriend in the future.

Experience and some fun at the same time
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted April 15, 2013 06:00 AM

I really, really don't want to share my first kiss with a prostitute though.
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Ghost
Ghost


Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
posted April 15, 2013 06:38 AM
Edited by Ghost at 06:40, 15 Apr 2013.

Bad! Can't kiss. No independent but in Holland. Bad can't kiss. When you can ask example of celebrity.. No illegal! Some offer 1.000.000.. So better take wife from Russia, Thai etc Much better real human!

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 15, 2013 07:24 AM

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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posted April 15, 2013 08:37 AM

You don't kiss prostitutes...EVER! You'd think it would common sense.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted April 15, 2013 12:23 PM

Then I ain't going to a prostitute at all, not worth it.
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