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NoobX
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posted May 17, 2013 02:41 PM |
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@Minion, it's not a problem for me not to call her names. The problem is to find time for a talk.
Btw, we'll be parting ways in a month or so... There is no time left for school projects...
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 17, 2013 02:52 PM |
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If there is no time to talk you could do the old fashioned - slip a letter in her back back. She will see it home and read it, and will blush, and if you are a lucky sob either she will talk to you or return the favor and you will find a letter in your back the following day! Imagine that!
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 17, 2013 03:07 PM |
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Haha, that might just work 
At least I know that she probably feels the same about me. Oh, yes, I've seen how she acts and talks to me lately...
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 17, 2013 03:26 PM |
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I've become hardened and immune to teenage girls charms.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 17, 2013 03:28 PM |
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Lets here what a boy with a deep crush sounds like, come oon, be obnoxiously happy for once 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 07:53 AM |
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Alright, I decided to tell you how this started... We were on a 3-day excursion this year. On the first day we've celebrated my birthday and then went to a club. Everyone was dancing, laughing, singing; only I was sitting because I didn't have the energy to join the others... She came over to me and asked me to dance with her; our palms touched, our eyes gazed at eachother... She is so damned pretty! Anyway, I refused, partly because I was tired, partly because of our "relationship". A big mistake that was. However, I've decided to come and dance just a few moments after that, and there she was - dancing just next to me  She put her arm around my neck, I did the same to her, and that was the best moment of the whole night...
On the second day nothing special happened except the little "Good night, NoobX" from her and a "Good night, pretty!" from me which she wasn't suposed to hear, but she did. Of course, she asked me whether I said that or not, and, well, I lied to her.  But I realized that she cares. Yes, she cares and I... fell in love with her. Didn't have the time, nor the guts to tell her that, but I was constantly thinking about her ever since. And I'm thinking of her even now... That soft, yet brave voice, those beautiful eyes, DA BOOBS, her legs, her courage, stubborness... I love 'em!
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 18, 2013 07:58 AM |
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Good luck Noobie, never be shy with her, let it all flow and you'l be fine.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 08:08 AM |
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Yeah, I know. It's just that she's always busy with something: friends, texting, etc. But we both love the same football (soccer as 'Muricans would say) team  At least we have some similarities...
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted May 18, 2013 08:14 AM |
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Sounds like she pitied you for sitting alone in a corner.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 08:18 AM |
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I don't th- Wait, that ca-
Well, ****!
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Adrius
Honorable
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Stand and fight!
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posted May 18, 2013 08:29 AM |
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Even space is against your lovelife Noob, they be sending a rock.
Don't tell me this asteroid and noob meeting a girl is some kinda coincidence.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 08:34 AM |
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This is some serious **** 
And I'm still sad
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 18, 2013 08:52 AM |
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The chance for me to meet the right girl is exactly the chance for N Korea and CHina to start World War III .
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Adrius
Honorable
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Stand and fight!
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posted May 18, 2013 09:00 AM |
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I feel like these threads are always depressed guys circlejerking their negative emotions while a few dedicated people try and cheer them up without success.
Time to change tactic maybe.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted May 18, 2013 09:33 AM |
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I'll marry the real world equivalent of Euphemia li Britannia or better Casca from Berserk.
Better?
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Adrius
Honorable
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Stand and fight!
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posted May 18, 2013 09:47 AM |
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Both girls suffering from mental issues.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 18, 2013 09:53 AM |
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Well I have issues too, nothing wrong with that.
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 18, 2013 10:03 AM |
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I feel like these threads are always depressed guys circlejerking their negative emotions while a few dedicated people try and cheer them up without success.
Actually I feel relieved for posting all of this. There's no one I can trust IRL, but you don't know me, I don't know you and nothing bad can happen.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
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Nerf Herder
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posted May 18, 2013 11:08 AM |
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3 months later and I'm still evilly giggling over the thread title. Could you have possibly come up with a more potentially misleading name?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Tsar-Ivor
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Scourge of God
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posted May 18, 2013 11:10 AM |
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I was just randomly rubbing my teats, nothing special happened at first, but I still carried on. THEN, this warm sensation kicked in, my whole body was radiating with this subtle pleasure, not enough to excite me, but enough to compel me to continue.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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