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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 17, 2013 09:27 AM

Hey, so, should I act like an emotionless douche?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 09:28 AM

Here we are Noobie, taking advice from a squirrel..I like it

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
posted February 17, 2013 09:35 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 09:39, 17 Feb 2013.

Eyes forward, mouths closed. This ain't no democracy. You made the decision to become my pupils. There is no going back now. Now, go forth and return with your trophies.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 17, 2013 09:37 AM

AHEM!

Quote:
Hey, so, should I act like an emotionless douche?

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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 09:40 AM

Hey, you didn't even tell me how to overcome my Beta problem, Master!

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blizzardboy
blizzardboy


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Nerf Herder
posted February 17, 2013 09:55 AM
Edited by blizzardboy at 10:01, 17 Feb 2013.

DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW?

*lites up a cigarette*

I've had thousands of *****es during my day. I will decide when, where, and if you receive such information. Only after several years of being anally raped in prison will you have acquired the proper application of physical and psychological pain in order to be able to withstand the knowledge I will then pass down to you. If I simply gave it to you right now the consequences would be severe.

You must withstand several years of trial by fire, and then quite possibly several more. You will experience lose of friends, family, and disillusionment with all that is around you. You will drag your bodies through the deepest depths of depression and misery and then, when you foolishly think you've finally breached your way into the blackest pits of hell, I will take you down further yet, gentlemen. Then, and only then, will you be able to get laid.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 09:59 AM

In that case I'll stay a Beta forever... or longer.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 17, 2013 10:10 AM

DD,you should read my post on the previous page(second from the bottom).
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 10:15 AM

Oh yes I am a true Delta thanks!

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 17, 2013 10:31 AM

Quote:
DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO TELL YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW?


Um, yeah. If you don't, we'll take that as your lack of experience and knowledge.
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Door knob resembles anus tap.

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master_learn
master_learn


Legendary Hero
walking to the library
posted February 17, 2013 10:33 AM

So noone watched The fifth element?
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 11:01 AM

Well i did watch a few scenes of it...

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Adrius
Adrius


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Stand and fight!
posted February 17, 2013 11:24 AM
Edited by Adrius at 11:27, 17 Feb 2013.

I am the ALPHA and the AMIGA
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 11:44 AM

I'm so angry now I feel like doing this

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 17, 2013 12:20 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 12:31, 17 Feb 2013.

With the amount of time and energy your pissing away on whining, it's no wonder. The whole purpose of the damn exercise is to kick yerself in the nuts and take control, not ask random people on their methods, even if it's applicable in your life it would still be utterly useless for a simple reason:

Yer cherries are soft.

But, with all things, everyone has different preferences so your cause ain't completely hopeless.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 12:32 PM

Thanks Tsar

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Adrius
Adrius


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Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
posted February 17, 2013 12:33 PM
Edited by Adrius at 12:43, 17 Feb 2013.

With everything in life, ya only need to dare once.

After that it's just repetition.
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carcity
carcity


Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
posted February 17, 2013 12:40 PM

Quit whining and stop acting like the world's so unfair.

Life is unfair, it's what makes it fun, now man up and go kick a bull in the nuts.
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Why can't you save anybody?

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Tsar-Ivor
Tsar-Ivor


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Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
posted February 17, 2013 12:40 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 12:41, 17 Feb 2013.

Take matters into your own hands, besides it's not meant to be easy, adrenaline rush your heart pumping, you'll remember that moment for the rest of your life. Don't demean yourself by trying to ease the task.
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
posted February 17, 2013 12:40 PM
Edited by Drakon-Deus at 12:41, 17 Feb 2013.

I guess you're right Ad, city and Tsar. Thanks. Anyway I feel better now after killing 100 soldiers

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