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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 17, 2019 09:47 PM |
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A gift from above.
The Count
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 17, 2019 10:15 PM |
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It's all about the mouthful.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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CountBezuhoff
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Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 17, 2019 10:19 PM |
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I prefer to let it rain.
The Count
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 17, 2019 11:02 PM |
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I asked a simple question and get a riddle in response.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 22, 2019 11:34 PM |
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Yay, I have another celebrity crush. Well, sort of a celebrity, only local, not worldwide. Wonder how long it will last.
Dopamine incoming... and less sleep. 
Thought it would fit to this thread. 
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 22, 2019 11:49 PM |
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Local celebrities are a pain to interact with, at least for my character, I get easily annoyed by their way of acting.
Funnily enough my heaviest time investments have been in local celebrities, because apparently those are the ones that prefer to spend time with me.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 23, 2019 03:12 PM |
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Neraus said:
Local celebrities are a pain to interact with, at least for my character, I get easily annoyed by their way of acting.
Funnily enough my heaviest time investments have been in local celebrities, because apparently those are the ones that prefer to spend time with me.
I have no past experience with them. But, as good ol' Benny said, experience is one of the many conventional lies. It serves no purpose, because every act of life is a new fact that must be solved by intuition.
But if you want to share something more about them, please do, Neraus.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 23, 2019 03:56 PM |
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Well, in my case it's more to do with my own character, I'm just too jealous, so it's difficult to cope with everybody staying with them.
Basically, what traps me is that I'm someone that doesn't know them, doesn't care for what they do, and just doesn't bother with their preferred way of work.
Eventually we both lose interest, I'm too busy being a pretentious twat, and honestly it tires me when they start being the highly social beings they are.
So basically I just end up being friends with them.
The last one is basically a model, with a boyfriend, turns out she doesn't care too much about flirting on the side. A biiig red flag for me.
It doesn't help she's underage.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 23, 2019 05:02 PM |
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Neraus said:
It doesn't help she's underage.
This is a good thread 
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 23, 2019 05:09 PM |
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Ahhh, the beach, where appetites are awakened, and then are immediately asleep again because 3D thots aren't worth it.
Really? Are there only landwhales and skinny fishfaces around now? What happened to those clean and feminine faces that once tantalized the teenage me? What happened to the groups of only females on the prowl? What happened to the average guys, where are they? Where are the skinny pale buttfaces that oogle at them? Or the fat wanna be mob leaders that try an approach?
Why is it that there are only bloody gopniks with their muscles and short hair now?
Where are the bloody hippies!? I want somebody to punch!
Not that hanging around the town is different, same thing, only with far more children.
The 2000s were better than this, and if those years are better you can imagine how bad things are.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Neraus
Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 23, 2019 05:15 PM |
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NoobX said:
Neraus said:
It doesn't help she's underage.
This is a good thread
Remember kids, beware of uncle Nerae... Waaaait a moment.
I forgot to mention that we define majority as 18 the legal age is at the minimum 14, which gets raised only if there are familial relations, or power dynamics.
Saying it because she's 16 Your Honour, and I wouldn't want the police on my ads.
I mean, I also told her I'm a
[This user was arrested by the Polizia Postale]
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 23, 2019 05:21 PM |
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We don't choose whom we love.
~ Jaime Lannister
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 23, 2019 06:35 PM |
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Edited by NoobX at 02:38, 24 Aug 2019.
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A'ight, so while we're on the topic of jailbait, I wanted to share a story. The setting is similar to the other story I previously shared, but it was a different date and I can't for the love of God remember which one exactly, but nevermind that.
So we basically gather up at the spot and kick things off. Again, there's people around and it's a good time we're having. As we're talking and drinking (well, mostly drinking), a girl shows up- blonde, nice looking, a bit over the top with the makeup, but not in an ugly way. Anyway, she thicc. Actually - thicccc. THICCCCCC.
Like, holy ****, those hips were made for giving birth to the next generation of Serbs to reconquer Dushan's Empire for the glory of God. Maybe even unify other Slavic nations under one banner.
Point is, she's damn fine, and with a really nice face even with makeup. So I instinctively start sizing her up, what else am I supposed to do? Apparently she is acquainted with one of my friends, so she came to say hi. All's good, so far. We all share a few more drinks, now with her drinking along side us, which I thought wasn't gonna make any problems, but boooooooooooy was I wrong. She starts downing vodka straight from the bottle and it was at that point that I knew... she ****ed up. I mean, it's fine, I know that people get carried away, especially when they're trying to impress others, and that's fine. This girl, however, had to be seated in the immediate aftermath, and now we have to watch over her because she could do something incredibly stupid like try to stand up and fall down on the hard concrete, or throw up and pass out on the barf. We aren't having any of that, but we also aren't gonna just drop the partying which means that we are in a predicament. Of course, me being the most mature of the whole bunch literally places me as the most fitting candidate to watch over her while she tries to sober up. Sucks, but at lest I get to drink what's left of the vodka. The girl, now way out of her senses starts hugging me, and begging me to give her more.
More of the vodka, I mean.
Now, you know me, and you know that I am a responsible guy, so of course I tell her that she's had enough for now. She continues nontheless. Starts flirting, very awkwardly might I add, starts leaning over me, trying to reach for the bottle that I put on the other side. She's determined but clumsy and I don't have much trouble keeping her away from it. But then she basically goes all in and forces herself onto me. I didn't see it coming and she takes me down, but in the process knocks the bottle down too and it breaks. I scream out a loud NOOOOOOO, but no amount of screaming is gonna bring back my vodka. She starts hitting my arm saying that it's my fault. Of course, the moment the vodka is gone everyone turns into an enemy. Well, goes to show what lengths people are willing to go for alcohol. It was a fun little experience, a little less so when I learned her age, but fun anyway. Not that I'd want to play babysitter again though.
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Oddball13579
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Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted August 23, 2019 08:30 PM |
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This thread gives me a headache sometimes.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted August 23, 2019 08:56 PM |
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..me a
Oddy's English easy learning and reading. Nice English
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 24, 2019 05:10 AM |
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Now I can safely say that this thread is good.
Thanks for sharing Nooby.
From your Vlach neighbor, all the best.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 24, 2019 11:30 AM |
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Someone has to keep the thread going when Neraus ends up in jail, you know what I mean 
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
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Scourge of God
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posted August 24, 2019 11:49 AM |
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Awww, what happened to the title?
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted August 24, 2019 01:37 PM |
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 24, 2019 03:02 PM |
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This is the best reply ever to a thread.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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This thread is pages long: 
