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Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 44 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 ... 40 41 42 43 44 · «PREV / NEXT»
NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 28, 2020 11:09 AM

Galatea said:
So picky! Why are nerds so picky!?!?!


Jealous that you're not getting enough attention from me?

Quote:
I wonder how many children you wanted since it sounded a big deal


Actually none for now; it's just something I like to see.
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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 28, 2020 11:30 AM

NoobX said:
Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
On an unrelated note, should I convert to Islam and find a tradwife in Dagestan?


no. you go to Tajikistan and steal one like a man.


Why Tajikistan of all the places?




mixed up countries
But still, get yourself an asian wife.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 28, 2020 11:33 AM



Look at these gorgeous middle asian women.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 28, 2020 12:07 PM
Edited by NoobX at 12:07, 28 Jun 2020.

Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
Kipshasz said:
NoobX said:
On an unrelated note, should I convert to Islam and find a tradwife in Dagestan?


no. you go to Tajikistan and steal one like a man.


Why Tajikistan of all the places?




mixed up countries
But still, get yourself an asian wife.


I see.  So what you're proposing is basically a reverse Turkish invasion.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Kipshasz
Kipshasz


Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
posted June 28, 2020 02:13 PM

Yes.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 30, 2020 12:41 AM

I'm just gonna go......

You two have fun with whatever it is you're doing.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 30, 2020 01:26 AM

@NoobX

How come you accuse me of jealousy! How can I be jealous! I'm just interested on how my little brother fare around girls. It's just so cute and sweet to see!
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 30, 2020 02:06 AM

Oddball13579 said:
I'm just gonna go......

You two have fun with whatever it is you're doing.


Hop in, we're retaking Bactria.

Galatea said:
@NoobX

How come you accuse me of jealousy! How can I be jealous! I'm just interested on how my little brother fare around girls. It's just so cute and sweet to see!


I didn't know we were related!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 30, 2020 07:07 AM

This thread is melting my brain. I feel like it's running out of my ears. Is it running out of my ears? I think it is.
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted June 30, 2020 08:42 AM

@NoobX

It was bestowed to us by the mighty HC forum. Apparently, during the ceremony, you weren't listening. In fact, OddBall is my bestie! Yay!

@Oddball
Is it a good thing?
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted June 30, 2020 07:26 PM

I mean, if I have no brain I guess I can just blend in with the rest of the sheeple on this planet. Be as brain dead as the rest of them. So I guess it's not that bad of thing.
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


Supreme Hero
Undercover modder
posted June 30, 2020 08:02 PM


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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Legendary Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted June 30, 2020 11:44 PM


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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted June 30, 2020 11:56 PM

Rapist NoobX has fantasy. A new king of sex! Congrat..

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted July 01, 2020 01:21 AM

Hey Ghost! Don't just pass your title to somebody else NoobX can't be king of sex. But he can be the king of booze! I am worried that he got himself drowned in it because of some girls but if that what makes my little brother happy then so be it!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted July 01, 2020 02:11 AM

Oh we giving out titles now?

And, pray tell, what would my title be?
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted July 01, 2020 03:26 AM

Too hard! I think queen of Ceres and king of Oddy.

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted July 01, 2020 03:36 AM

Oddball the Odd. Too easy!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted July 02, 2020 06:17 AM

I don't know what I expected to be honest.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pizza Nazi
posted July 10, 2020 09:42 PM

You guys wanted an update.

Well, contacted a colleague of mine, a big titty tomboy type.
And yeah, met up today to spectate an exam.

So among all the other things she calls me with a diminutive and was happy to see me, and she wants to come to my home on Monday.

So, yeah.
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