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Heroes Community > Volcanic Wastelands > Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks
Thread: We need to learn how to meet and no creep out chicks This thread is 48 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 ... 10 20 30 40 ... 44 45 46 47 48 · «PREV
Minion
Minion


Legendary Hero
posted February 23, 2021 10:06 PM

He obviously just got aroused and was freaked out about it
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 24, 2021 02:02 AM

Minion said:
He obviously just got aroused and was freaked out about it

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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 24, 2021 02:41 AM

Ew.


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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 24, 2021 09:10 AM

Case in point.
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Ghost
Ghost


Legendary Hero
Therefore I am
posted February 24, 2021 09:45 AM

Today I bought fish sauce, maggi arome, thai pork and chicken spice tradenamed Ros Dee, sweet chilli sauce for chicken and sriracha hot chilli sauce paid 30, but without ghostphilic woman.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Legendary Hero
Time for war
posted February 24, 2021 11:02 AM

My mentality is now on par with that of an old woman or of a young girl as I seem to be ever more drawn to soap opera type romance stories. I need help, my perception of reality has been dangerously altered.

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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 24, 2021 11:49 AM


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


Legendary Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 25, 2021 04:07 AM

NoobX said:
Case in point.
I am more just disgusted by the idea of me being aroused by a girl. Just, ew.

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"I would have needed to dislocate my jaw to fit it inside my hole." - Blizzardboy

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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 25, 2021 07:24 AM

Oddball13579 said:
I am more just disgusted by the idea of me being aroused by a girl. Just, ew.


I feel you.
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 25, 2021 10:40 AM

Why are you heterophobic Oddy?
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 25, 2021 08:54 PM

Cause vaginas are icky
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 26, 2021 03:37 PM

Oddball13579 said:
Cause vaginas are icky


I don't know how to react to this.
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"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."

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