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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


Legendary Hero
Time for war
posted February 11, 2021 11:17 PM

Anime taught me a very good life lesson: Don't stick your snow in crazy. So I won't.

The Count
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 11:20 PM

NoobX said:



Part of the appeal comes from the fact that they are unconventional, they're interesting, a breath of fresh air among the stale normies.  I've had my fair share of encounters with the crazy kind, and it was fun at least.  Not something you should ever consider for a relationship.  But you'll have stories to share.  
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted February 11, 2021 11:22 PM

^ Fair enough. Just try to avoid getting near those bullets though. Or at least that's what I'd do.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 11:36 PM

I don't run into the bullets, the bullets fly towards me.
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Minion
Minion


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posted February 11, 2021 11:37 PM

Yeah bullets are fine he can handle it, but don't take any bullets that your friends are healing from atm, that is the issue.

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CountBezuhoff
CountBezuhoff


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Time for war
posted February 11, 2021 11:38 PM

The Yugoslav wars still raging on in Serbia?

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NoobX
NoobX


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Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 11, 2021 11:44 PM

Minion said:
Yeah bullets are fine he can handle it, but don't take any bullets that your friends are healing from atm, that is the issue.


Words of wisdom here.  

CountBezuhoff said:
The Yugoslav wars still raging on in Serbia?

The Count


Not officially

>_>

<_<

>_>
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 19, 2021 03:18 PM



INTP gf when????
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FirePaladin
FirePaladin


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posted February 19, 2021 03:54 PM


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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 21, 2021 02:23 AM

Sounds like someone who has an encyclopedia of self-esteem issues.

Don't really see the appeal
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 21, 2021 03:18 AM

Tips:

-How To Talk To Women
-Ultimate Clubbing Guide for Men
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 21, 2021 09:44 AM

Oddball13579 said:
Sounds like someone who has an encyclopedia of self-esteem issues.

Don't really see the appeal


That's just the outer shell.  Once you get under her skin it's a totally different story.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 21, 2021 08:25 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 20:25, 21 Feb 2021.

NoobX said:
That's just the outer shell.  Once you get under her skin it's a totally different story.
Alright, Hannibal
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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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posted February 22, 2021 07:59 AM

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
That's just the outer shell.  Once you get under her skin it's a totally different story.
Alright, Hannibal


"I understood that reference!"

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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 22, 2021 10:16 AM

Oddball13579 said:
NoobX said:
That's just the outer shell.  Once you get under her skin it's a totally different story.
Alright, Hannibal


Do note the difference between eating her and eating her out.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 23, 2021 03:20 AM

You took it too far.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2021 09:19 AM

Did I really?
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Galatea
Galatea


Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
posted February 23, 2021 03:01 PM

Well...

Men...

No wonder.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted February 23, 2021 09:55 PM

NoobX said:
Did I really?
Considering I got the heebie jeebies from it, I'd say yes.
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NoobX
NoobX


Promising
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted February 23, 2021 10:04 PM

Even the mighty Oddball has fallen!
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