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Drakon-Deus
Drakon-Deus


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Qapla'
posted April 06, 2019 10:31 AM

Neraus said:


Anyway, I've just received a letter, who the hell sends those anyway in this day and age


I don't know about others, but I'd love to receive a real letter from someone dear, with envelope and all. All I ever get are bills. And e-mail just doesn't cut it for me.

I know that a lot of people don't get what's so great about writing a letter, but I think it has its (now old-fashioned) charm.

Now I recall a commercial that aired here a while back, with someone trying to put a stamp on his monitor before sending an e-mail.





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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 06, 2019 12:55 PM

Neraus said:
Anyway, I've just received a letter, who the hell sends those anyway in this day and age, but whatever, it was pretty threatening, apparently somebody didn't like that I got out with the hitter, plus it also contained a dog's ear. Wierd and disgusting, also a bit cruel. Luckily I'm not a dog lover but it's still too far.

Continuing on, it also contained some ramblings about me being only hers and things of the sort, with also a huge lipstick mark at the end.
I didn't know I had a stalker of this type.


If there ever was a perfect girl for you, this one would be it
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 06, 2019 12:58 PM

Noobie, you need to slown down with the rakija.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 06, 2019 01:08 PM

FASTER AND FASTER TILL EVERYTHING DIES!
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 06, 2019 02:05 PM

Weelll, he is not fully wrong, someone creepier than me that also knows how to pull mafia style threats is indeed a perfect match, I just need to see her face to enact judgement.
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Galaad
Galaad

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Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
posted April 06, 2019 02:13 PM

Yeah, I knew a Sicilian girl who was into weird stuff... at your own risk.
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NoobX
NoobX


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Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 06, 2019 02:25 PM
Edited by NoobX at 14:29, 06 Apr 2019.

This is not a love triangle anymore, this is some sort of a polygon, slowly turning out to be an apeirogon.  Neraus, I am proud.  I'll drink one in your name tonight.

EDIT: How's progress on finding out who the stalker is?  I imagine it must be someone who knows you and knows where you live, and also knows about your plans, given that she knew you went out with the Dominatrix.
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Elvin
Elvin


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posted April 06, 2019 02:53 PM

NoobX said:
FASTER AND FASTER TILL EVERYTHING DIES!

I suddenly knew this was familiar but I could not remember where from! Then it hit me, blood and gasoline
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
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What if Elvin was female?
posted April 06, 2019 07:08 PM

Elvin said:
NoobX said:
FASTER AND FASTER TILL EVERYTHING DIES!

I suddenly knew this was familiar but I could not remember where from! Then it hit me, blood and gasoline

Fixed that for you
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 06, 2019 09:17 PM

NoobX said:
This is not a love triangle anymore, this is some sort of a polygon, slowly turning out to be an apeirogon. Neraus, I am proud.  I'll drink one in your name tonight.
I concur. I've lost count of how many people you are juggling Neraus. Can someone refresh my memory please. This has become quite complex. I think we need a chart.

NoobX said:
EDIT: How's progress on finding out who the stalker is?  I imagine it must be someone who knows you and knows where you live, and also knows about your plans, given that she knew you went out with the Dominatrix.
Are we giving them code names now??

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
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Pain relief cream seller
posted April 06, 2019 11:59 PM

Huh? I'm just trying to hook up with some lass that sometimes goes in my same courses, I don't even know why these people follow me. Or much less who is this stalker and why she's stalking me.

Btw, I'm back at my parents' and something weird happened, you see, I was talking about the threat and the rest of the story and my little sister stormed off the dining room. Later she basically told me I am an idiot that doesn't care for the feelings of others, my gripe was that she hogged my bed and wouldn't let me jump and relax.

I mean, she's already 16, so she should know better than to act so childishly.
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blob2
blob2


Undefeatable Hero
Blob-Ohmos the Second
posted April 07, 2019 12:49 AM
Edited by blob2 at 00:52, 07 Apr 2019.

How did you guys manage to incorporate background music in this thread?

This needs to stay permanent!

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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 07, 2019 04:13 AM

blob2 said:
How did you guys manage to incorporate background music in this thread?

This needs to stay permanent!

There is music? I don't here anything.

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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 12, 2019 09:15 PM

So... Noobie wanted an update, but unfortunately the week has been rather uneventful.

You see, after returning here, I got caught up in an unusually harsher academic week, which involved going to the lab for two consecutive days, staying from morning till dusk, so I was just too destroyed to do anything, or converse with anybody for that matter.
The shy girl, being in the same courses as me and the girl in the drawing, was also entangles in study issues, and I had to delay a meeting due to some delays in my part of a group effort for biochemistry lessons. The girl in the drawing in the mean time seems to be rather... Detached from academic affairs, since I saw her for only two days, and both days I was too destroyed to even think of a one-liner.

I also had to put aside my Investigations on the stalker's identity for the same reason, and I've been also putting tbe hitter on the side since I've been going out of house only for classes and basic necessities.

The childhood friend sent me some messages of support, but I also had to avoid seeing her so as to not fall behind.

I also have an exam due next Friday, and I've got my last chance to talk to drawing girl before the end of the month, since we'll have Easter vacations and I'll have a little trip to Milan, so... Yeah, I'll be seeing her in May at this point.

So yeah, didn't have too much to talk about for now.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 12, 2019 10:05 PM

I'm still rooting for the Dominatrix.
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Oddball13579
Oddball13579


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Grandmaster of the Hunt
posted April 13, 2019 11:27 PM
Edited by Oddball13579 at 23:27, 13 Apr 2019.

NoobX said:
I'm still rooting for the Dominatrix.

Well, we certainly know what you like in bed NoobX.

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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 14, 2019 12:59 AM

Oh, no.  The whole BDSM thing is actually a big turn-off for me.  First you suck on her toes, next thing you know you're getting your arse probed with a cactus while she's peeling skin from your back and making collage of that time she put a chastity belt on your peenus.  Yeah, screw that.

But Neraus is a man of faith, so I kind of see it fit somehow.  Must be something about Catholics and their attraction to flagellation, I guess.
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 14, 2019 10:07 AM

I'm also not really into BDSM, just flagellation, that can be fine, choking, scratching and what have you have no place on my body.

I'm more into verbal abuse, but not always directed at myself, I'd love to have a woman with which berate the world, tell everybody they need to die and this sort of things.

Somehow, I gravitate towards a big tiddy goth girl.
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NoobX
NoobX


Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
posted April 14, 2019 10:22 AM

Who dat?  The Dominatrix?
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Neraus
Neraus


Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
posted April 14, 2019 11:42 AM

The dominatrix, if you're referring to the hitter is netiher goth nor big tiddy, she only is useful for verbal abuse.

I mean, I could fall in love with the stalker if she had those characteristics, if I knew who she is.
Still, girl in the drawing, she's the main priority right now.
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