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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 ... 29 30 31 32 33 ... 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted March 27, 2004 09:24 PM

lol..you dont know half of it

besides..beauty has no age (as long as your not above 40 that is ).

So.. get that top off or ima get someone to accidently pour some tossbeer on it

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Aculias
Aculias


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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted March 28, 2004 03:35 AM

<--- so drunk that I feel like dancing in my superman undies for everyone right now .

Pandora QUICKSAND.

Uggh I must be drunk, I cauht Stiven & Dingo instead .
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LichKing
LichKing


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posted March 28, 2004 04:56 AM bonus applied.

More reasons why Pan's da BOMB

Pan sits at her comp and slyly she smiles
while charming these poor hopeless clowns with her wiles

She ignores Stiven't pleas and his blah blah blah static
and makes a beer-fecthing slave of the soccer fanatic

Who's sure that it will be for him she defrocks
but Wacko's keymaster of Pandora's box

And Acu, all drunken, does his mate-with-me dance
and squirms like a madman with bees in his pants

His spell goes awry, are there rocks in his head?
Is this why he caught Stiven and Dingo instead?

And speaking of Dingo, here's a hint for ya, Hoss
you've never been able to pull off a real toss

So do the right thing and heed this advice
that I give to you freely because i'm so nice

You've tried and you've tried without any luck
So just stick to SPAMmin  'coz at Tossing............. you suck!!  
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted March 28, 2004 07:48 AM

LMAO! That was a good one. You should be a poet Lich. Now reading that poem has made me thirsty, Stiven bring me a beer!
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Dingo
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posted March 28, 2004 07:51 AM

Yeah, that last poem was a good one!
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Sir_Stiven
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posted March 28, 2004 01:26 PM bonus applied.

know your place lichy boy...


Because its obvious to me that in knowledge you lack,
when the best bartender you start to attack.
Whatever you try to bring me in a toss,
I will always remind you that i am your boss.
Buy hey... the tossing of dingo and acu i can stand,
afterall nowdays these poems seems to be high on demand.
But as soon as you except that take up too much space,
i will always remind you where is your place.
So now come with me and bring with you your buddy liches,
Because we can always use some extra hands when it comes to making the dishes

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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted March 28, 2004 01:53 PM

Ok i have allocated points based on your tosspoems.

Lord Woock: 1
LichKing: 3
Stiven: 2 (I liked this one!)

Lich your first poem was only worth 1 point IMO, but your second one was much better because you tosser a variety of people. Stiven your poem must have really crushed Liches spirit... 2 Points!!!
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LichKing
LichKing


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posted March 29, 2004 04:20 AM

Lol

Good one, Stiven!

But Lich dun do dishes (unless Mrs. Lich tells him to).



I'm sure acu will be happy to help, tho.  Especially once he dons his wig and dress
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 29, 2004 05:49 AM

Hey I was wondering if Tossers Tavern was interesting in joining up with Comedy Place. I think the two could prosper well together.
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Dingo
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posted March 29, 2004 06:12 AM

If that happens, I'll get tossed off stage.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 29, 2004 06:32 AM

The only reason I wasn't, is because I'm a mod. Come on. Can't someone give me a good toss?
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LichKing
LichKing


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posted March 29, 2004 06:43 AM

It would be pointless to try, RSF

Nobody could ever outdo the tossbomb you've already dropped on yourself.  

RedSox, I tell you!!!

LMAO!

And you had the nerve to make fun of my Dolphins!!!  

So there!

*SMILE*
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 29, 2004 06:44 AM

Who cares man we are the comedy hr

Give me another Z
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 29, 2004 06:51 AM

Woah. Was that a compliment? Coming from a tosser? Perhaps I finally did something right?

*looks around and scraches his head*

So... What exactly did I do?
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Dingo
Dingo


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posted March 29, 2004 06:53 AM

You gave a Qp.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted March 29, 2004 12:49 PM
Edited By: KittenAngel on 30 Mar 2004

just for you Stefan

Link Removed by Kitten. Link gave pop ups and crashes systems.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted March 29, 2004 10:59 PM

That link deserves a two penalties.

One for irritating. Two for not being up to date. I saw that link over two years ago.
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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 30, 2004 04:10 AM

Maybe he didnt have enough of our famous brand beers.
Someone get the funnel, it's time to give him some beer bongs ./
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pandora
pandora


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posted March 30, 2004 04:38 AM

just a few things.....

Stefan, that was actually a good poem! I'm impressed - while you are still lacking in the wisdom of the Lich, you did well!

Lich, you are awesome and i hope you know that no matter what kinda pictures I may or may not have posted in this thread i still loves ya

as for redsox i think you're pretty darned cool cuz of this:

Quote:
Edit: Sir_Stiven and Pandora have earned QPs in this thread for being douchebags.


Its not that i'm all crazy over the stars BUT a douchebag star - as everyone knows- is the shiniest star of them all and i wear it with such pride!!!!!

and lastly...Dragon Slayer Ive never had any sort of problem with you, but if you EVER put a link like that up here in my tavern again i will kick your behind from Erathia to Axeoth and if you're still standing i'll take you back again! got it!?


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Aculias
Aculias


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posted March 30, 2004 04:54 AM

I just checked out that site & thats BS.
Now getting pop ups & had to ALt DEL the site.
I would delete that cause stupid.
Not even tossing or spamming, plain idiotic lol.
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