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Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ... 93 94 95 96 97 ... 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 09, 2005 09:10 PM

Hopefully, Aculias, you don't read as badly as you write!

"Hukd onn foniks wurcs 4 mi!"
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*The end to no beginning...



*Take care, Leo

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Aculias
Aculias


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
posted June 10, 2005 11:58 AM

Well  take care of this place for me Leo. Quit being a wimp on here & dont try to impress people. Be yourself, you cant expect everyone to like ya
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 10, 2005 12:11 PM

Look here oversize HIPPO(Jebus) get a new pair of pants the one you are wearing are small and get a new T-shirt look at your shirt all the bottons are coming out man.

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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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adnama
adnama


Adventuring Hero
the one & only mad sorcerers
posted June 10, 2005 03:16 PM

thats all the rage ware i live. iver that or they are all just cheep-skates! they are defantly cheep-assis?
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(cart spell DYSLEXIC)A Smille wont kill u. But I mightGo ahead smille!

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 13, 2005 04:55 PM

Quote:
Look here oversize HIPPO(Jebus) get a new pair of pants the one you are wearing are small and get a new T-shirt look at your shirt all the bottons are coming out man.



sorry bud but these pants and this shirt is all I could grab from your girl friend's place when you came in the other night!!  I heard you coming in the front as I was rushing out the back!!!  

(but while we're on it, tell her that I need my clothes back!!)

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 14, 2005 09:04 AM

Come on Jebus that is your wife, i just came there to timepass man.....
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 14, 2005 03:54 PM

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Come on Jebus that is your wife, i just came there to timepass man.....


hmmmm not too sure on the validity of a recycled joke!!

(and I only told YOUR gf that Id marry her to get her in the sack!!  she's not too bright though, now I know why she's with you!!)  


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pandora
pandora


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Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
posted June 14, 2005 04:04 PM

Well I've given up on logging, so there

Logging is like work, and to me Tosser's Tavern can't be about work, that's just wrong. In that regard I will say that reading through some of the spam has been work

Stop the freakin spamming!!!!

Reading though the old great times makes some of this new spam even less palatable.

so again...

Stop the freakin spamming!!!


remember?
Quote:

wooohooo cat fight!

*puts up a sign*
"Weekend Entertainment:
The battle of the pink padawan tossers!!!

See the two pinksters have a go at each other in a mud fight... pink mud fight!!


We need to try it again!

But now, one of my favoritest things from the tavrn has my attention, the Guy from Willow !! So I'll talk at the rest of you later



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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 14, 2005 04:10 PM

The problem is that HIPPO(jebus) that oversize monkey started 1st.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 14, 2005 04:38 PM

Quote:
The problem is that HIPPO(jebus) that oversize monkey started 1st.


Yeah and buddy here is soooooo turned on by the obese (like his gf), he don't want to leave me alone!!!
and HIPPO is the nick name your gf gave my ****!!

(so what's considered spammin' and what's considered tossing??? )

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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted June 19, 2005 09:48 AM
Edited By: RedSoxFan3 on 19 Jun 2005

Quote:

The problem is that HIPPO(jebus) that oversize monkey started 1st.


We've gotta hire this guy Varuas to replace Acu.

Quote:

Yeah and buddy here is soooooo turned on by the obese (like his gf), he don't want to leave me alone!!!
and HIPPO is the nick name your gf gave my ****!!

(so what's considered spammin' and what's considered tossing??? )


If you have to ask what the difference is then you be nothin but a stinky spammer. Tossers Tavern requires different material then just the old Wastelands random crap and an added insult or "burn" addage to mix things up. No here at Tossers Tavern we need a consistant set of jokes directed toward 3 main topics.

1.) Homosexuality (ie Aculias; ie Aculias wearing pink thongs; ie this topic was made to make fun of Aculias)

2.) Spam (ie Tossing Aculias has gotten old for the moment; ie Sir Stiven has finally gotten off the topic of soccer; ie Wobblegabblechunks)

3.) Those Little Nuances (This is all about us making fun of each other like a group of friends do. Laughing at ourselves. The reason the first pages of this thread were so funny is because there were inside jokes and people made fun of each other)


Jokes and humor are a lot funnier when there is truth to something. When there's something you can relate to. It's why inside jokes are so funny. Because everyone knows it's a joke. The recent posts don't have that truth to them. Now I'm not saying to say things that are mean, but I mean people here post enough to know some things about each other. Find a way to make fun of it. Like how people toss Leo's BB Code posts.

But enough rambling on my part. I'm getting all sentimental. That's not what we're here for. We're all here to give each other a good roast and drink some beers, more then a few of em if we don't have to drive.
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 19, 2005 10:44 AM

*BURRRRR*

Man i don't were that came from *burrrr* i am full for now guys help yourself guyz while i go to the toi...

*VaRuAs is flat*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
posted June 19, 2005 12:18 PM

Wow, whats going on here???

Stiven pass us a couple of tossbeers and come watch some football!
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tigris
tigris


Supreme Hero
Supreme Noobolator
posted June 19, 2005 04:16 PM

same ol same ol

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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 20, 2005 07:45 PM

Quote:


If you have to ask what the difference is then you be nothin but a stinky spammer. Tossers Tavern requires different material then just the old Wastelands random crap and an added insult or "burn" addage to mix things up. No here at Tossers Tavern we need a consistant set of jokes directed toward 3 main topics.



thanks man....
and Varuas is gay.  (hey RSF, how's that?  better??)

it's hard for some to have that kind of "inside joke humour" with older members... we just don't know'em!!

but we already had our spat of inside jokes in "things that shouldn't be in....."

Ok so you're all gay/lesbian!!!  except Asmodean....
you're straigter than the Heff!!!


(Stiven, don't yell at me....  )

GIMME BEERS!!!

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 08:26 AM

I am not in the mood to fight. And do you want me to tell other about......you going in your sister's room......playing with her makeup stuff and all or what.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 21, 2005 08:31 AM

Hey VaruASS, don't men marry their sisters in Nepal, if they haven't found a wife by the time they are 25?!

Oh, no...my mistake...I was thinking of the "have sex with a donkey ritual" that boys have to perform in order to become men!

Ooops, my bad!
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


Famous Hero
Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 08:34 AM

This will be the last. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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RedSoxFan3
RedSoxFan3


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Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
posted June 21, 2005 09:26 AM

Quote:

This will be the last. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD.


What you aren't having another tossbeer? What a lightweight you are.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted June 21, 2005 09:32 AM

Quote:
This will be the last. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD.

keep that up and you will get plenty of time getting in luuv mood locked up with acu in our pink thong cage

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