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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 22, 2005 06:05 PM |
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haha my thought was that it might set em straight in the head, but obviously it could be interpeted 2 ways 
Ya seems we have to spare acu now as his mopping skills is valuable in icky spam times like this.
As for germsman, we could just put him in that cage with varaus wearing his pink thong.. dressed for success
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Conan
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posted June 22, 2005 06:06 PM |
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Free beer?
Hey look, I'm back!
Oh wait ... you where talking about the old crew ... ok, well, back to the other side for me!
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Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service.... us. - Star Trek TNG
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pandora
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posted June 22, 2005 06:26 PM |
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*grabs Conan by the collar*
Geez man, I keep forgetting how sensitive Canadians are
Those of you who are here - please STAY HERE! Toss like you've never tossed before 
My call was just to bring back some of the old along with the new! Not to kick out any of the nice new Tossers.
I'd think you'd know that for me its a gift to be surrounded by people who know what real beer is 
Now you sit and behave, or its the thong for you too!!
(ps: it rides up in the most awkward of ways, you really don't want it to come to that!)
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 22, 2005 06:42 PM |
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[quote Toss like you've never tossed before
SWEET!!!
(unbuttons fly and pulls out his...)
"oh wait, that's not what you meant!!! silly me!! "
Acu is the mop guy???
I thought he was responsible for the LUNCH BOARDS!!!
(no wonder I never get what I really want!!)
"you guys have toss wings here????"
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Conan
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posted June 22, 2005 06:59 PM |
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Quote:
*grabs Conan by the collar*
Geez man, I keep forgetting how sensitive Canadians are
I always thought women liked sensitive men ...
*Mental note: don't try to hit on a mod!* LOL
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pandora
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posted June 22, 2005 07:11 PM |
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Its all relative Conan, I mean... if you're crying because your team just won the cup - hell ya! Thats a good thing
If you're crying because the Girly on the cell phone commercial calls her mom up because she just wanted to hear her mom's voice, and it turns out her mom was outside the door on her cell phone, and they had a nice hug.... SUCK IT UP MAN!!!
I mean, its okay to be in touch with your feminine side, but when you equate being in touch with wearing her undies, you've taken the sesitivity thing just a wee bit too far.
It's good for a man to keep clean, but those hours at the spa getting facials and having your eyebrows plucked are again... a bit too much
You see, a woman does like a sensitive man... but the key word there is man you gotta be da man now dawg!
If I'm having to open jars for you and kill all the spiders, I'm likely not gonna stick around too long
And you can hit on mods all you like, I hear that Dragonslayer really likes it lol
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Jebus
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted June 22, 2005 07:59 PM |
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OUCH!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
ah man...Poor Conan...
Classic case of displaced anger!!!
He looks like a deer in the headlights not knowing that he was about to get ,,,WHAM!!!
Im sooo glad im not physically around when Pan loses it!!
would explain why her husband is always drinking...
can't feel the pain anymore!!!
"MEDIC!!!
"we need some toss morphine here"
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Sir_Stiven
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posted June 22, 2005 10:09 PM |
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awww, if you are talking some canadian gibberish atleast order some beer so i can make fun out of you
oh wait.. you are canadians. I think southpark has alrdy covered the "make fun of canada" part for the rest of the decade
Btw, i was going to rate this thread religion. But obviously there was no such thing so i went for philosophy instead.
Because thats what we do.. we have beer philosophy 
When the canadians start talking so the rest of us understands that is, heck id rather see mad and hamsi have their turkish chats here again because atleast then their letters were amusing
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Jebus
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posted June 22, 2005 10:12 PM |
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My bad... next time I'll post with crayon picture aides!!
(did you get a case of the fl-acu?? I had a hard time reading your last reply!! )
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pandora
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posted June 22, 2005 10:29 PM |
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Hmm, well in response to that I guess we could start making fun of the Swedes... but do you guys actually do anything??
I suppose there are always the massages.. but I'm not the biggest expert on that, we could always ask Conan what they are like - he's a spa junkie
So Conan, tell us all about Sven and his magic hands
It's too hot for chitchat, I think a round of tossbeers are just the thing to cool us all off...
*eyes the pit of pink mud*
That actually looks pretty cool too.... wonder if it's as refreshing as it looks?
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jebus
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posted June 22, 2005 11:44 PM |
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Hmm, well in response to that I guess we could start making fun of the Swedes... but do you guys actually do anything??
They're actually too busy pimpin' out their friends in
"can't cut it in the RL dating scene??
come and practice online" threads.
book1
Online dating for dummies (the last chapter in pc geekin')
book2
Hooking up before becoming extinct (surviving RL social exhile)
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gorman
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posted June 23, 2005 07:42 AM |
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So sorry Pan, I'm sure as much as you....*looks around the Tavern*....people would enjoy the whole....pink...erm....thing... I'll have ta decline. Perhaps if we put the MJ fan in there with you and Stiven ya may get more ppl to flock to this place to watch the festivities
I find it rather disbelieving that South Park could truely insult Canada if you know what I'm talking aboot. *watched the movie one too many times* I suppose ya can "blame Canada" for the majority of good Tossers in here
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 24, 2005 10:59 AM |
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*eyes the pit of pink mud*
That actually looks pretty cool too.... wonder if it's as refreshing as it looks?
*eyes perk up*
Quote:
HEY where are my chips?
*devious smile*
Yeah Varuas! WHERE'S MY CHIPS!!!!
*Flings spam everywhere*
*A large hunk lands and splats on Pandora's foot covering most of her shoe*
*Points and laughs*
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 25, 2005 09:59 AM |
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Come on, Pan. Damn it! Get pissed at me. 
Throw me around in that pink mud. I know you've got your eye on it.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 25, 2005 10:55 AM |
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o.0 my first post here..
Can you guys believe that in my 3 years here, this is my first post in this topic? wow!
RSF, i guess ill be seeing you in a couple years after Pandora banishes you to Pakistan.
*Wipes the spam off Pandora's foot*
Woo hoo, gimme a QP now.
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Leo_Lion
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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted June 25, 2005 10:46 PM |
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And what a good 3 years they were...until now!
Ok guys, it's June 25 and 2Xtreme finally Posted in here. That means that I won the Tossers Tavern "betting-pool"...so pay up!
Actually, you don't ALL have to pay me in cash. I'll take a tossburger combo from Stiven and a lap dance from Pandora.
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*Take care, Leo
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 26, 2005 03:25 AM |
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Unfortunately Leo, I think the closest thing you'll ever get to a lap dance from Pandora is her kicking you in the nuts and you throwing up in convulsions.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 26, 2005 04:04 AM |
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I just noticed that I got a QP in this thread. Thank you very much Pandora, but I wish you could have made a little comment or something somewhere about getting it for being a douchebag. Nothing is better than a douchebag point. I seem to remember Stiven, Pan, and LichKing getting douchebag points, can you mine a DP? I'll feel much more honored if I get a DP instead of a QP. Not that there's anything wrong with QPs. I just think DPs are more special since there have been so few given out. That and douchebag point has a nicer ring to it.
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2XtremeToTake
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posted June 26, 2005 06:49 AM |
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Douchebag points...Does it come with an actual douchebag, or just redeemable points for one?
So Leo you bet on me eh?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 26, 2005 09:28 AM |
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Noobs like you 2Xtreme wouldn't get that joke unless you were a vet to this thread.
The first 3 stars I gave to that thread were douchebag stars. Go read page 31 bottom post. It's the one by Pan yet again making fun of me. Those stars came right from the heart, Pan. And you... *eyes water up* walked all over it... *sobs* You always have to make toss my tosses.
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