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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends
Thread: Tossers tavern - free for all friends This Popular Thread is 103 pages long: 1 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 ... 94 95 96 97 98 ... 100 103 · «PREV / NEXT»
VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 09:35 AM

*VaRuAs drank 5 bottles of beer at the same time*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 21, 2005 02:33 PM

Quote:
*VaRuAs drank 5 bottles of beer at the same time*


der ya go... drink those childhood memories away!!
Tossbeer please??  

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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 02:49 PM

VaRuAs hit jebus with that 5 empty bottles on the head jebus was knock out......ting ting ting K.O VaRuAs WON.
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 21, 2005 02:51 PM

Quote:
VaRuAs hit jebus with that 5 empty bottles on the head jebus was knock out......ting ting ting K.O VaRuAs WON.


(I forgot to order you a beer too....
looks like it's another concussion for me...
stupid bump on my head!!)


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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 21, 2005 02:55 PM

Another BEER PLZ *burrrrrrrrr*
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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posted June 21, 2005 03:57 PM

no.

this place is for tossing and drinking. Not spamming and drinking, last time this turned out to a spamfest the icky spam smell stuck in the walls for weeks. We dont want that again, feel free to post here occationally but then rather focus on the quality on those posts instead of the quantity.

having that said.. get back to toss festing you foobums.

Best effort of the week gets a free beer.. acus paying. He forgot his creditcard here

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Conan
Conan


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posted June 21, 2005 06:54 PM

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VaRuAs hit jebus with that 5 empty bottles on the head jebus was knock out......ting ting ting K.O VaRuAs WON.

Since when did TT turn into a boxing ring? This isn't a title bout, it's a tossing fest. And pretending to knock someone out with a beer aint the best toss around....
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 21, 2005 08:19 PM
Edited By: Jebus on 21 Jun 2005

C'mon man give him a break!!

most rednecks don't have the capability to properly organize their thoughts (if they have any) AND express them coherently!!  

( i mean next you're gonna blame him for losing his temper and smackin' around his boyfriends!!)


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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 21, 2005 11:59 PM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 21 Jun 2005

Yeah, I guess we are taking it too far with VaruASS...Maybe we should cut him a little slack.

After all, it's not his fault that he lives in the Himalayas and doesn't get enough oxygen (due to the thinner atmosphere) for his brain to function properly!
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Dragon_Slayer
Dragon_Slayer


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toss toss toss
posted June 22, 2005 06:03 AM

Leo dont put facts into a toss! Thats way too much effort! Tossing should be spontanious!
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 22, 2005 07:28 AM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 22 Jun 2005

Quote:
Tossing should be spontanious!
Careful D_S...That's what got Peewee Herman & George Michael into a lot of trouble many years ago!
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gorman
gorman


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Been around since before 2003
posted June 22, 2005 07:41 AM

Says the Michael Jackson fan
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 22, 2005 08:00 AM

Actually...Michael Jackson is more of a "careful-planning" type of predator. Besides hanging his baby from a window in France, you're not likely to catch him "tossing" in a movie theatre or public washroom...unlike yourself, Gorman!
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VaRuAs
VaRuAs


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Only The Chosen Will Survive
posted June 22, 2005 08:18 AM

Where are my chips?
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Aculias: WHy did Minnie Mouse break up with Mickey?
Because he was F^%$^$g Goofey.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted June 22, 2005 09:04 AM

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Actually...Michael Jackson is more of a "careful-planning" type of predator. Besides hanging his baby from a window in France, you're not likely to catch him "tossing" in a movie theatre or public washroom...unlike yourself, Gorman!


Hey I'd much rather have weirdos get out their frustrations in an adult movie theater or public restroom any day of the week before you see a helpless child have the rest of his life tainted. Many people can never get over that kind of issue. It's really sad to know that it happens so often.
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Leo_Lion
Leo_Lion


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The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
posted June 22, 2005 09:19 AM
Edited By: Leo_Lion on 22 Jun 2005

Quote:
Hey I'd much rather have weirdos (like Gorman ) get out their frustrations in an adult movie theater or public restroom any day of the week before you see a helpless child have the rest of his life tainted. Many people can never get over that kind of issue. It's really sad to know that it happens so often.
Wow, I didn't expect to see such a serious Post in the Tossers Tavern...especially not from you!

I guess that I shouldn't hold it against you though, RSF. After all, it's not your fault that when you described the above, you were actually referring to yourself!
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Jebus
Jebus


Promising
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TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
posted June 22, 2005 04:44 PM

Anybody ever hear about RSF's pedophile uncle???
NO??? really???
hmmmmm..... must have been someone else then.


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pandora
pandora


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posted June 22, 2005 05:33 PM

*grumbles in annoyance as she puts on her mod hat*

The spam in this thread is becoming rather ridiculous again. At this point I'm wondering what to do to stop it since clearly making comments and asking for it to stop has not been enough.

If some of you do not understand that you are spamming, let me try yet again to explain it in a way that will be clear. If you respond to a post with one line of silliness (ie: *drinks a beer*) and that is your entire post - you are spamming. If you quote a reply on a post in thiis format - and add to it something like "yum, beer" you also have spammed.

I am not going to clean the recent spam here - so that you guys can take a look at it - and then maybe look back through some old posts if you like to try to compare the difference.

IF the spamming continues I will give one further additional warning before deleting the spam post. IF the spam continues after that point, posts will be gievn a penalty and then removed.

It may seem harsh to some of you - so I will quote the COC to help clarify.

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SPAM or Junk Posts are not allowed at Heroes Community, except for the Volcanic Wastelands forum. Junk post is a post that fails to address the topic of discussion and fails to provide intellectual or humorous stimulation. Put simply: off topic, not interesting, not funny. These three judgements will be made by a moderator of the forum in question. Spam posts will be deleted and a request to stop spamming will be issued from the moderator. Ignoring moderators' requests and continuing spaming activity will attract consequent penalties and/or silencing. If you feel like your post was considered spam when in fact it is not, you should raise an issue in Turban Tribunal forum. Creating excessive amount of threads in a short amount of time is considered flooding and will be dealt with as SPAM. Creating large amount of replies that contain one or two sentences in a short amount of time is also considered SPAM. Note that large amount of short replies and SPAM are allowed in the Volcanic Wastelands forum.


Please be sure you understand this. I have absolutely no desire to start penalizing based on spam, and I also hate having to be in a position of policing what people say and do while they are here. But the rules are so simple, and if you cannot abide by them I feel I have little other option.

*takes modhat off grumbing*

I bloody hate having to work here, this is a place to relax have fun and enjoy myself. But noooooooooooooooo I get spam duty.

I think for fun we should create a giant pit of pink mud, blindfold Gorman and Aculias - spin em around for a few minutes and throw em in there. Just to see what would happen

Dragonslayer, grab the camcorder, this could be good!

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Sir_Stiven
Sir_Stiven


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banned
posted June 22, 2005 05:45 PM

Quote:
I think for fun we should create a giant pit of pink mud, blindfold Gorman and Aculias - spin em around for a few minutes and throw em in there. Just to see what would happen


Sounds great except for the spinning part, for all we know that might just be the thing that sets em straight

There even is a mathematical explaination to that, - - makes a +


And now since our wall cleaners seem fed up with the icky spam smell i seriously advice you too respect their wishes. Otherwise you will not be welcomed here anymore.

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pandora
pandora


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The Chosen One
posted June 22, 2005 05:59 PM

Set em straight? lol

Ok, well if that's the concern we could always blast some village people music to keep that from happening.

Perhaps a better idea to punish the spammers would be to throw them in with Gorman... I mean, sending Aculias is always fun - but we could really use his mop skills around here.

Perhaps a few minutes rolling around with a slippery pink Gorman will cure these people's need for spam sooner than losing a QP....

I think what would really help this place out a lot though would be this equation

Tosser's Tavern - SPAM + LichKing + Guy From Willow + Hamsi + Aculias = Fun Times!!

*sigh* where did they go?? I got an IM from the Lich, and I talked to the guy from willow too - so I know they're lurking around here somewhere!

*climbs up to the roof of the Tavern and shouts*

GUYS!!! Free Tossbeeeeeers for everyone if you come back!! I'll even get back up on the tables if I have to!!!
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