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conn
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God slayer
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posted December 13, 2001 04:34 PM |
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New Shop Opening!
I've been looking around and i have't found any kind of shops to supply all these battle-weary warriors and mages...
Recocnizing a bussines opportunity, i thought, "why not!?". So, here it is people! This is the place to buy new armour or weapons, repair your old ones, or just see if anything new appeard. I have bows for the discriminating elves, all types of axes, swords, hammers for the mighty barbarians, different kinds of magical wands for the wuse mages, and pretty much anything i don't have i can get for a special request. Everything is custom made so pre-order anything right now.New and used, we have it! Some examples of our stocks:
The bow of Ulysses- can go through 7 plates of steel.Note: it's only for strong heroes.
Sword of Conan- only for the best barbarians. It has been known to slay GODS!!!
Diamond armour- made by a race long extinct( or at least, thought to be), it is said to be the strongest armour ever made.
And the list could go on but I will let everybody see for themselves.
*In a hipnotic tone* What may i interest you in?
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Nickman77
Famous Hero
from Poland.
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posted December 13, 2001 04:44 PM |
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HI and WELCOME.
I think it won`t be godd idea.
I`ve tried to open new shop, but I`ve failed.
Sorry, but I think U should close the shop and delete this thread. There was a tavern here, but now are ruins of it.
But please, don`t be offened.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 13, 2001 04:45 PM |
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nice place.. good stuff you have here...
...but don't tell me you sell your father's sword!!! ...not the one with the phoenix on? ...no way... you should keep that on the wall man... that is a collector's item... and since I am the first costumer... I need arrows... for a standard edition sharpshooters's composite bow, double metal tip, eagle feathers... have any?
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 13, 2001 05:05 PM |
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To Nickman77
Well, i can certanly try, can't I? Maybe it will, and maybe it won't... who knows?
To Lith:
Do you think i am some sort of lunatic? Of course it's not THAT sword. That sword stays with me all the time, and i have put it to good evry time i needed it...No use in letting a good asword rust on the wall, right? But my father used so many swords in his advetures that i dont' have room to put them anymore... And, trust me, the price for that sword matches it's worth! About those arrows, sure just got a new shipment. They cost 5 silver pcs for 20 arrows. But, since you are my first customer,i have a special deal just for you: 50 arrows, double metal tip(like requestyed) but with dragon feathers, that can, on occasions, call a mighty dragon to help you out. And they cost only 5 gol pieces and the promise that, should i ever need assistance, you will do anything posiible to help me. Deal?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 13, 2001 05:18 PM |
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hmmm... thatis a good offer...
...ok.. if I'm otherwise occupied when you need help I'll make sure to send someone... anyway... 5 pieces for 50 of them? ...not bad... I'll take them... "leaves a small pouch on the counter"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 13, 2001 05:27 PM |
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Thank you, thank you. I'm happy with my first sell. I hope you enjoy those arrows and that they will bring you luck(better a dragon  ). And the price was a special discount because i know you and one can never have to many elves to help him with thievs and robbers. *grins happy*
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Dajek
Known Hero
Psychedelic Knight
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posted December 13, 2001 09:12 PM |
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Hmm...Don`t You have some magical staffs?
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 09:28 AM |
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Most certanly, my dwarven friend. We have the whole line of magical staffs, starting from the basic ones that can only cast low level spells like magic arrow or fireball up to those rare and powerfull Staffs of Earth, Air, Fire and Water staffs, that will teach you all that you need to know about each spheres of magic. Also, we are eagerly awaiting a new line of magical staffs which deal with chaos, death, order, nature and life magic. *Thinks of using his hypnotic voice, but remembers that dwarves are resistant to magic...* What will be your pleasure, my lord?
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted December 14, 2001 09:52 AM |
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Edited By: Hexa on 14 Dec 2001
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hmmm I've got a very special order....
since I turned in to this flame character everything I touched seems to get BURNED away....
This is seriously affecting my love-life...so can u think of anything?
LOL
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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conn
Responsible
Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 10:36 AM |
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Certanly.(btw:is this the correct speling?) If you will follow me into the "Pendants and Charms" section of my shop you will notice that i have this wonderful "Pendant of Fire Resistance" which will grant the wearer imunity from the effects of fire(both natural and magical) for 3 hours per day. Unfortunately, at the momen, this is the best i can do, since i was promised a new line of weapons, armours and different artifacts last autumn, but my supplier postponed the shipment until march this year. They said somtehing about testing these artifacts... It can be yours for only 3 silver pcs and an alliance with the fire elementals. Deal?
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Hexa
Responsible
Legendary Hero
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posted December 14, 2001 11:02 AM |
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3 SILVER PICS????
Who the **** do you think you are ripping of here ... you'dd beter lower that price or I'll burn down this establishment ....
The nerve of some people .. jeezz!@
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 11:21 AM |
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Please, my lord, try to temper yourself. I was offering the very top of the line pendant i had. If it is not satisfactory i can always show you some less expensive items i have for sale. Of course, they are less effective... Shall we say 1 silver piece for the "Lesser Pendant of Fire Resistance"? It only work for 1 hour per day, but seeing you are a fire elemental you could always cast "Protection from Fire" on it and increase it's effectivity... Satisfied, my lord?
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Hexa
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Legendary Hero
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posted December 14, 2001 11:25 AM |
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grrrrrr I still think you're ripping me off...
give me the better ones...!@
[Hexa throughs three silver pieces on the counter and watches Conn burn his hands on them ...]
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If you want to realize your dreams >>> you have to wake up!@
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 11:33 AM |
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Quote:
you'dd beter lower that price or I'll burn down this establishment ....
My lord, if you will be so kind as to check the posts above you will notice that i alwas carry my father's Phoenx Sword, which does offer a certain ammount of protection against harmfull magic wrought against me or my belongings.
P.S. Besides, my real name translated is Volcano, so i am not unfamiliar with fire...
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 11:39 AM |
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Quote:
[Hexa throughs three silver pieces on the counter and watches Conn burn his hands on them ...]
[But after tossing the coins in his strongbox, Hexa notices that Conn's hands are unharmed]
Thank you my lord, and i hope you will be satisfied with the item you've bought.
[After Hexa leaves the shop, he goes to tend to his sword]
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Lord_Echo
Famous Hero
Ranger of the good
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posted December 14, 2001 12:43 PM |
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I have a simpel reqest....
i just want my Great Axe of the gore fixed up and polished.
think u can do that? :: puts a coupla goldpices on the counter :: ill be back in a coupla houers.
Nice place u got here
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Don`t be simple, be complx-
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2001 12:48 PM |
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overhearing Lord Echo...
...what you do repairs too? ..it seems that you have some of your grandfather's blood after all I want you to repair this katana... not the blade mind you... you couldn't even if it needed.. just the rest...
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:02 PM |
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Gimme the new Shades B'gone spray (I need to have some advantage over Murphy ).
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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conn
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Famous Hero
God slayer
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posted December 14, 2001 01:04 PM |
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[happy that bussines is starting to boom]
To Lord_Echo:
I will tend to you axe personally. It will be ready when you come back.
To Lith:
I learned the blacksmith's hammer before i learned the sword just like my father had in his young days.
And about the reparing issue, i realize that ppl have dear treasures and do not wish to buy new ones all the time. So,...
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted December 14, 2001 01:09 PM |
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So how 'bout my order?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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