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Gnomes2169
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posted August 27, 2013 03:53 PM |
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I suggest Drak shush. Azzie is by and large a most valued member of this forum, and his words of wisdom are sought by many a good man or woman.
Back to the topic at hand, I'm back at college and since my school has a 2:1 girl-guy ratio, there are a few single babes walking around. This is causing me frustration, as that internet sweetheart I told you about is not one of them and is still living in Texas (I don't blame her, she has a good job and family down there...). Aaaanyway, even though I'm not really "attracted" to any of these girls, my sex and sleep deprived body is just messing with my mind and telling me that I must sleep with ask them out, which is actually starting to annoy me. Any advice you guys would give to make said urges stop?
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 27, 2013 03:56 PM |
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Just snow one.
You'll feel so horrible over it you won't do it again.
...or you'll like it and do thirty more.
Just beware, one-night stands with people in the same uni as you are not a good idea.
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Adrius
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posted August 27, 2013 03:59 PM |
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Work out hard and exploit over-testosteron to build massive, sexy body.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted August 27, 2013 04:04 PM |
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I wouldn't care if azagal was a Nobel prize winner. All I ask is that he stops giving "advice" to me in this thread.
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Gnomes2169
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posted August 27, 2013 04:05 PM |
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But my man-pretty is there because I don't work out and my body naturally burns off all fat/ structures my muscles into a pleasing shape...  Whatever. Time to go full-man I guess.
@Joonas: I was thinking that sleeping with random people who go to my school would be a bad idea, so that's why I was asking about different options. Gosh, what use are you to me!
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 27, 2013 05:31 PM |
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Pump up some muscle and you'll feel awesome.
Not that I've ever done that tho...
Also, if that fails, fap.
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted August 27, 2013 05:37 PM |
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I just fap.
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Gnomes2169
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posted August 27, 2013 05:42 PM |
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Aaaand we get the *Classy* advice. 
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mvassilev
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posted August 27, 2013 05:59 PM |
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Adrius
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posted August 27, 2013 06:03 PM |
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For me it's not even pleasurable, I just feel empty afterwards lol. Only do it when I sometimes wake up at like 3am super-horny to the point of hurting for no apparant reason ^^ dunno why that happens.
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Gnomes2169
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posted August 27, 2013 06:09 PM |
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Adrius said:
For me it's not even pleasurable, I just feel empty afterwards lol. Only do it when I sometimes wake up at like 3am super-horny to the point of hurting for no apparant reason ^^ dunno why that happens.
This. 
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posted August 27, 2013 06:11 PM |
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I bet you are just such a feminist that thinking about sex with woman makes you feel like you are objectifying them and can't enjoy even fapping xD
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Adrius
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Stand and fight!
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posted August 27, 2013 06:13 PM |
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Haahaha kinda... I stopped viewing porn at least. Like, the instant after I've finished my brain's logic switches back on and is like "ADRIUS THIS IS SUPER-DEGRADING TO WOMEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SHAME" 
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mvassilev
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posted August 27, 2013 06:15 PM |
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I just got bored of it. It's extremely low quality and uninteresting, and most porn stars look terrible. There are better materials out there.
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JoonasTo
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What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 27, 2013 06:17 PM |
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Drakon-Deus
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Qapla'
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posted August 27, 2013 06:36 PM |
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I've never watched porn in my life. The very concept makes me want to throw up.
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artu
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My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 27, 2013 07:17 PM |
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mvass said:
It's extremely low quality and uninteresting, and most porn stars look terrible.
That's usually very true. The ironic thing on my part is, although porn is usually associated with teenage curiosity and horniness, during my teenage years I never felt the need to go out and buy it. Porn was not something you could instantly download from the internet back then. The few examples I saw made me feel like I was watching a documentary on biology and human reproduction. Many years later, when I started to download torrents, some porn titles like "incredible hot blonde getting it hard" etc etc got my attention just because they were there, advertised on the the torrent site. So while downloading regular movies, books, music, I also started to download a few porn as well. There is this label called X-Art for example, their girls are really hot (there is a Tiffany Thompson and she could have been a super-model), the production quality is good, overall, it's not bad at all. So as of now, I download porn sometimes, it's no big deal, it doesn't amaze me or anything... But watching a sexy girl licking things can be nice every once in a while.
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master_learn
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posted August 27, 2013 07:22 PM |
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Underwater and snow(winter) are nice additions as well.
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Salamandre
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posted August 27, 2013 07:30 PM |
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Every thing related to sexual arousal is called porn. Softcore pics as girls being half naked or in suggestive positions are labeled porn too.
So, Drakon, I don't buy when you say you never watched. It is simply impossible for a teenager to avoid porn when on computer.
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master_learn
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posted August 27, 2013 07:33 PM |
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There is a term "erotica" as well,Sal.
First example coming to my mind-Playboy.
I mean yes,the lebel "porn" often is applied incorrectly,but you know the difference when you see it.
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