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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 14, 2006 02:26 AM |
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William the criminal,
William steals the tokens and hijacks unmightymage in the back of his van.
He will only be returned if $10,000 is given to me in one hour.
You have 59 minutes left
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 14, 2006 08:51 AM |
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*Kooka is shocked, TNT dances for joy, DC has returned to hell for a family reunion, and Iris is stuffing her face on Tuna Rolls. Boris looks at Kooka, shrugs and pulls out a Russian Nude Magizine and a bottle of Vodka. Kooka runs to Mighty Mage's office looking for the employee handbook*
Kooka: What the...would you look at this place? Wow, that leather chair is...ugh sooooo soft. Gold plated desk. Dimond encrusted pens. Ahhhh there it is. Old Salty's Employee Handbook (recycled paper used)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 15, 2006 12:30 AM |
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Great. William has gone and kidnapped the Boss man, just when I was hoping to get some colour on the walls  Sometimes it feels like I am all alone here, I haven't seen TnT dance for... a long time. Maybe that costume story was just an excuse *sigh*
Heading to the office in search of the handbook, I slid into MM's leather chair and... mmmmmmm... wow, I want one of these.
Opening the handbook I found the relevant page only to see that one of MM's fluzy's had spilled some Cab Sav all over it. He always did know how to pick 'em.
All I could read was:
Quote:
Go to the picture on back wall. Remove and enter the sequence on the panel. ...remove...and follow the instructions contained within.
William had said he wanted $10,000. And we only had around 56 miutes left to make the exchange. I slid on the leather chair, and out into the dining room, kicking off walls on the way. I really like this chair.
"Boris, grab your vodka and give me a hand here... See that back wall with the 93 pictures on it? Well behind one of them is a secret compartment. We have to find it pronto."
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uhuh
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 15, 2006 12:55 AM |
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but kooka,im watchign somthing,*kooka pulls borises arm*
da da im coming *sigh* said boris
"I must drink more vodka,it helps me find it,*glup* *hic* there it is,we need this wall down,help me kaaka,bring me your cocking!"
As she brings it boris puts it near,and lights it up,takes 5 steps back and it goes boom
"now what?" asks boris at dazzaled ,yet annoyed kooka
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types in obscure english
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted October 15, 2006 03:00 AM |
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Am I still on staff? 
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 16, 2006 08:47 AM |
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William the criminal,
Picks up the phone and rings Old Salty's.
He waits until a voice comes into the reciever.
In a cold and whispery voice William the Criminal says
" If you don't bring me my money in approximately 15 minutes and drop the bag just outside of the corner shop, about 1 km away from Old Salty's, then I shall return unmightymage capeche"
He hangs up the phone, and walks away back to his van, which has unmightymage in the back, tied up and blindfolded,
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 16, 2006 09:09 AM |
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Quote:
Am I still on staff?
I mentioned you. You're stuffing your face on Tuna Rolls.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 16, 2006 09:14 AM |
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"what now? Go to the panel, and enter the sequence and then..." I was cut short by the phone ringing. I picked up, there was a cold and whispery voice on the other end of the line,
Quote:
" If you don't bring me my money in approximately 15 minutes and drop the bag just outside of the corner shop, about 1 km away from Old Salty's, then I shall return unmightymage capeche"
The phone went dead.
Capeche? Now I was really confused... I turned to Iris, mayonaise smeared across her lips.
"Man, he said we don't have to drop him the money then he will deliver MM. Maybe he is getting sick of his weight rolling around in the back of his combi."
"He said something about a corner store 1km from here - I don't know which one, do you? His kidnappers might be those ones that sell spam sandwiches near Crazy Charlie's." 
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uhuh
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 16, 2006 09:21 AM |
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William the Criminal,
Gets into the van and starts driving around the block.
Turns to unmightymage "you say one motha ******* word when you are returned and you are DEAD, you got that?"
Unmightymage nods his head and william then stops the van and starts looking for something....
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 04, 2006 10:15 PM |
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I fall back against the wall, having a painful vision.
William in searching through his van looking for something...
It is a mess, this could take a while
I wonder if MM will ever return, the place is trashed...
what to do, what to do...
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uhuh
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted November 04, 2006 10:16 PM |
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Okay, new boss(ette) in town. I'm taking over this joint.  Now feed me. 
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TnTina
Tavern Dweller
really explosive
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posted November 04, 2006 10:26 PM |
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Oh my... Looks like a place where a new lonesome girl can find company, no matter how shady some of it may be 
I have my french maid uniform in my backpack just in case you need a helping hand with all that slime clinging to the walls it might be too short, laundry you know but I don't mind...
Am I hired?
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted November 05, 2006 06:28 AM |
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kooka wisphers: "who is it?"
"TnT's other personality."
"ah"
NO!
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types in obscure english
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wiLLIam
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted November 05, 2006 09:47 AM |
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William the Criminal,
You're time is up!
You didn't deliver the money on time and now you're mightymage dies.
Gets a gun and shoots Mightymage in the head.
Grabs a minigun and starts shooting the fish and chip shop.
Then gets back in his van and drives away with the couprse of mightymage or unmightmage now in the back seat.
Damn lifeless corpses.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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pandora
Honorable
Legendary Hero
The Chosen One
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posted December 18, 2006 01:12 AM |
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**Enters with a great Flash of Blue light**
What in the heck has gone on here?!?!
In one swift motion draws four arrows from her quiver and shoots through William's tires. She runs over and pulls a very shocked William from the driver's seat.
"Okay Kiddo - you have caused more than enough trouble here, don't think I can't banish you..."
{ties William up and tosses him in the back of his truck - then revives MightyMage and scolds him soundly for letting all of this happen}
"Alright MightyMage, you need to stay on your toes! Let's clean this place up and get it back in business... then you're going to help me look for Kookie's Christmas presents, she said that they were somewhere with a lot of furniture... so I came here and just look at what I found!!"
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"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 20, 2006 12:04 PM |
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William the Criminal,
I run away, I run as fast as I can, and I am running so fast that no human could catch me, that's how fast I am, I look back and then look forward and run into a pole, and my nose starts bleeding.
So i get out my gun and shoot Pandora (what is your name?)
Will anything be able to save Pandora...?
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted December 26, 2006 04:44 AM |
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The funny part is that Pandora is invincible because she is that fricken sweet and so the bullet repels from her and comes back and hits you in the head because youi are that fricken stupid. the end!
Demon_Child walks up to a very disgusting looking salty's and wishes she would have never went on Vacation for the holidays.
"What the heck happened here???? I leave for a few weeks and you let the place fall apart????????? IDIOTS!!!"
"Alright.....let's fix this place up.....I figured we would need a new paint job anyhoo.....so I brought some paint....plenty of colors to choose from...!"
"Annnnnnnnd......I brought you all a Christmas...or Holiday present......A BRAND-SPANKIN NEW TOKEN MACHINE....And also I thought a Stereo System and Vending Machines might help out the business.....so I need all the BIG STRONG men to come help me bring everything in...just out back..."
now lets get to work and fix this place up....
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted December 26, 2006 06:05 AM |
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Edited by Aculias at 06:06, 26 Dec 2006.
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Pandora sweet
I dont know.
I would not get her mad
Hm merry christmas
Edit:Forgot the NOT in I would not get her mad
Would of said
I would get her mad lol.
That would suck.
oh remember Pandy.
It's Christmas time
Do they know it's christmas time at alll
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Dreaming of a Better World
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted December 26, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Quote:
The funny part is that Pandora is invincible because she is that fricken sweet and so the bullet repels from her and comes back and hits you in the head because youi are that fricken stupid. the end!
Demon_Child walks up to a very disgusting looking salty's and wishes she would have never went on Vacation for the holidays.
"What the heck happened here???? I leave for a few weeks and you let the place fall apart????????? IDIOTS!!!"
"Alright.....let's fix this place up.....I figured we would need a new paint job anyhoo.....so I brought some paint....plenty of colors to choose from...!"
"Annnnnnnnd......I brought you all a Christmas...or Holiday present......A BRAND-SPANKIN NEW TOKEN MACHINE....And also I thought a Stereo System and Vending Machines might help out the business.....so I need all the BIG STRONG men to come help me bring everything in...just out back..."
now lets get to work and fix this place up....
that's like the worst ending ever, boooooooooringgggggggggggggg.
The bullet repels pandora and hit's a bystander.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted December 26, 2006 01:47 PM |
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no William......that was not a boring ending....it was actually very entertaining....now go away...cuz u can't just magically change my story....so buh-bye now!
the end
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