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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
MightyMage


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posted January 23, 2008 04:56 PM

Quote:
But I went to Rehab and have come out not violent this time


That's what she said...HA!

But seriously, that's what Lindsey Lohan said.  Many times.
How can I be so sure you're any different.
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william
william


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LummoxLewis
posted January 24, 2008 04:24 AM

Because I am not a woman
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted January 25, 2008 03:25 AM

Mr. mightymage have you seen the local headlines?

"3 fall into meat grinder at salty's"
"missing food from soup kitchen causes worry "
"safety inspector vanishes hours after inspection"
"16 diagnosed with rare cancer seconds after eating at salty's"
"small children found working in the basement of salty's"
"Missing: William, Trogdor and numerous laywers"

something is fishy round here...
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 25, 2008 03:26 AM

Missing? I am right here
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mamgaeater
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posted January 25, 2008 03:27 AM
Edited by mamgaeater at 03:28, 25 Jan 2008.

that last one was from 06
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 25, 2008 03:30 AM

I wasn't missing then either
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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted January 25, 2008 03:31 AM

and we cannot forget the famous
"Nuclear warhead stolen"
and
"Warhead scraps found in local fishpond allegedly owned by salty's.inc
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mamgaeater
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posted January 25, 2008 03:32 AM
Edited by mamgaeater at 03:34, 25 Jan 2008.

I have connections to an asylum and william i think you need a vacation.
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 25, 2008 03:34 AM

You have connections to an Asylum? I hope it went good for you
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mamgaeater
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posted January 25, 2008 03:38 AM

i'd like to order the crap carp casserole.
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 25, 2008 03:44 AM

Yes I am sure you would like to order the crap lol
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 25, 2008 08:57 AM

Can I have the following:

Old Salty's Calamari Surprise
Old Salty's Salad Bar
Old Salty's Week Old Mod Soup (nummers)

-and-

2x Old Salty's Goat Milk

?

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mamgaeater
mamgaeater


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posted January 25, 2008 07:03 PM

excuse me mr. mage there appears to be a condom in my casserole...
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MightyMage
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posted January 25, 2008 07:13 PM
Edited by MightyMage at 19:14, 25 Jan 2008.

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excuse me mr. mage there appears to be a condom in my casserole...


Uhhhhh...well, I guess that's what I get for hiring illegal imma...I mean "outside help".  
BORIS!  I said get condiments!  NOT CONDOMS!


@ Ceres - So madam, you would like our soup and salad special?  Absolutely.  Please feel free to help yourself.  The Salad Bar is just over there.  Would you like your milk with your Calamari or right now?

HEY!  Where's my waitress?  I'm not supposed to be doing any actual work.  What am I paying you people for?
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antipaladin
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posted January 25, 2008 07:58 PM

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BORIS!  I said get condiments!  NOT CONDOMS!


Soryr i was drunk when you said it,i guess will go fetch


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What am I paying you people for?


you pay us?
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Orfinn
Orfinn


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Werewolf Duke
posted January 25, 2008 08:32 PM

Lol I put a $ in here...but umm does this game take VISA?
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Ceres
Ceres


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and sweetness
posted January 26, 2008 05:58 AM

@Mr. MM
Oh sure! I want them now kinda hungry today.  And please, may I also request for a glass of cold water.
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MightyMage
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posted January 26, 2008 05:59 AM

No but I do.  If you'd like you can bring it up to the front counter.  However by law (damn district attorney) I am to inform you that there is an extra five dollar charge for the use of any credit card except American Express...that's ten dollars.
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radar
radar


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Castle/Haven player
posted January 26, 2008 10:31 AM

Morning.

I'll take your today speciality, whatever it is (it is I'm afraid).

Btw. How is it possible you have no chocolate desserts? Even salty ones...
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Lord_Evil
Lord_Evil


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posted January 26, 2008 11:44 AM

Hello! this is my first time in here!

I'll take Old Salty's not so Large Anchovi Pizza, and please make sure that there is Salt.
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