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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
MightyMage
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posted August 27, 2006 08:47 PM

Mr. Drunk Russian Guard, the shipment of dangerous rejected army surplus tazers just came in.  Put them to good use.  I think the reaction may just be "shocking".
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 28, 2006 01:45 AM

tazers???  hmm......fun!  For the misbehaving children!

Now that we are all in peace and happy....I'm buying a round of goat milk for everyone here!!!!!!

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antipaladin
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posted August 28, 2006 10:42 AM

Mightya sir,i will use them,but i prefer,and i feel more save,with having this patriot missle in my car that i stole from TnT.
Shok teasers? Hummp,i use them on my nipples
William,Come here..i promise i'll shock
lol demon child,reminds me of this russian song..MILK IS GOOD,BUT VODKA IS EVEN BETTER.
*pulls a keg of vodka*
DRINKS FOR EVERYONEEEEEEEE

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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 28, 2006 08:01 PM

I'm underage.....Can you guys sneak me some under the table???
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kookastar
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posted August 28, 2006 09:28 PM

Ah the old goat milk and Vodka combo, tasty

*looks the other way*

That casserole is really starting to smell diabolically ferral tasty.  *puts lid on and puts it on the back step to mellow*

We need some music - what do you feel like dancing to TNTie?

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MightyMage
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posted September 04, 2006 05:05 AM

Put TnT back in his cage and blast the sterio with "I'm Too Sexy"
I'm sure he'll like that.  And as a bonus we may get Val to come in here.
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Demon_Child
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I'm a gift from the devil
posted September 04, 2006 05:45 PM

Yeah............maybe Val would be a better dancer than TNT.  lol..........and we can give him all he can eat for free....right MM?  right.
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Aculias
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posted September 04, 2006 05:49 PM
Edited by Aculias at 17:50, 04 Sep 2006.

Aculias & Snowflake we be fresh,just because were in depth.
Be rapping it Snowflake will be rapping it.
Turn up the radio, blast the sterio LOOOOUDER!!!!!

Mispelled Snowflake
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TnT_Addict
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posted September 04, 2006 06:00 PM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 18:03, 04 Sep 2006.

Quote:
Yeah............maybe Val would be a better dancer than TNT.

I don't think that this is possible...

I can do the eat salsa while I do the forbidden dance and I'm not afraid of the consequences
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Demon_Child
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I'm a gift from the devil
posted September 04, 2006 06:13 PM

haha...nice rap Pecu.  TNT....you know I was just playing around and only trying to get your attention back to Old Salty's.  We missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted September 04, 2006 09:27 PM

Quote:
TNT....you know I was just playing around and only trying to get your attention back to Old Salty's.  We missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so you MISSED me but you don't miss me anymore...

Okay the reason for my abssence was me picking out new shinier outfits to be more appealing to the chinese crowd around these parts of the town so we could attract more of them

Rumours have it that they just go nuts for shiny thingies


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Iris
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posted September 05, 2006 03:45 AM

Shiny?  Where?  


So, what does your new shiny outfit look like?  Hmm?  Are you gonna dance in it for us?  
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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted September 06, 2006 04:10 AM

no.....he has a shiny outfit that he will take off and dance in the not-shiny thong he made.
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MightyMage
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posted September 07, 2006 06:56 AM

Don't curse us little demon.  Nobody wants to see Tina in a thong.  That would be wrong...hey that rhymes.
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted September 07, 2006 02:56 PM

hummph,does tnt gona go start on ovedet zara or should i say oved zar?

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Demon_Child
Demon_Child


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I'm a gift from the devil
posted September 08, 2006 04:19 AM

ummmmmmm.........i have no idea what you just said so.....the first one.
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Aculias
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posted September 08, 2006 04:33 AM

you dont stink Demon.
You smell
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Iris
Iris


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posted September 09, 2006 04:05 AM

Is it bad that almost all our customers became staffers?  How are we going to make money?  
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MightyMage
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posted September 09, 2006 05:45 AM

Easy, I don't pay you guys anything but tokens and tickets.  
My next step will be to charge you all to work here.  I could also start making you guys pay for your food.
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Iris
Iris


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posted September 09, 2006 10:09 PM

Charge us to work here??  


I'm gonna open my own Sour Ram Testicles Shop then!  
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