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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
JoonasTo
JoonasTo


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What if Elvin was female?
posted August 18, 2007 06:06 PM

Hello!

Is there anyone here anymore?

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 18, 2007 06:20 PM

I am still here, and I want a job.

I like the Chips here, but the drinks could be better.
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted August 18, 2007 09:02 PM

Quote:
I am still here, and I want a job.

A job? You've already killed each of the staff at least 2 times

Lemme get in my fish outfit and I'll be ready to serve some food in no time
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antipaladin
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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 18, 2007 09:24 PM

guardos russianus drunkus is still vorking,da?

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted January 20, 2008 11:21 PM

I demmand my vodka back..aperntly he was tricking me..being a state of netural drankeness i didnt noticed that he fed me with poor quality water in vodka bottles....that mighty morphin power (r\m)a(n)ge(r)s.
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MightyMage
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posted January 22, 2008 07:08 PM
Edited by MightyMage at 05:48, 23 Jan 2008.

Ok, a new menu was requested a while back and since this place is having it's grand re-opening (the health inspector suffered from a mysterious blow to his head) we celebrate with a new menu:

~ Welcome Scallywags and Landlubbers to Old Salty's Fish and Chips™ ~

Tokens:  Insert a dollar into the "magic" token machine and receive three (possibly four if you're lucky) tokens.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Old Salty's Galley-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Old Salty's Fish n' Chips...........................$7.99 a plate

Old Salty's Simulated Tuna Roll................$2.50 for four rolls

Old Salty's Carp Casserole (mmmm).........$2.95 a plate

Old Salty's Calamari Surprise...................$2.99 a plate

Old Salty's Tentacles on a Stick.........$2.50 for three

Old Salty's Salad Bar.........$7.99 all you can eat

Old Salty's Week Old Mod Soup (nummers).........$1.95 a bowl

Old Salty's Large Anchovi Pizza.........$13.99  additional items are 99˘ each

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-Drinks a la Salty's-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

Old Salty's Genuine Salt Water..................$1.25 a glass

Old Salty's Sour Squid Juice......................$1.25 plus free re-fills

Old Salty's Goat Milk................................$1.50 a glass

Old Salty's Fountain Drinks (and by fountain drinks we mean from the water fountain).........50˘ per sip


~Enjoy~
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isabelyes
isabelyes


Fierce Battlegriffin
posted January 22, 2008 07:12 PM

...i don't truly get the sense of this...
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MightyMage
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posted January 22, 2008 07:20 PM

You order food and play the games so us Adults won't be bothered by you.  
I also make plenty of money off of you so we both win right?
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isabelyes
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Fierce Battlegriffin
posted January 22, 2008 07:23 PM

wich games?
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antipaladin
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posted January 22, 2008 08:57 PM

games? u pay pay and pay,maybe we can find a job for you..
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted January 22, 2008 09:09 PM

TnT the criminal,

Pushes Borisovsky aside, SHOOTS and KILLS him! Yeah that's right I RULE! I ROXORZ and you all SUXORZ!!11!1

Goes to UnMightyMage and KICKS him in the head, yeah and then PUNCHES him in the BALLZ! I FREAKING PWNED YOU UNMIGHTYMAGE!

Can anyone save them...?

That was TnT the criminal, hope you like
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted January 22, 2008 09:14 PM

Since when did tnt started to act like william?
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 23, 2008 05:24 AM

Mightymage, mind if I have a job as manager or as a worker?

I won't kill anyone this time
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pandora
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The Chosen One
posted January 23, 2008 05:36 AM

It's FISH and chips, not spam and chips
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 23, 2008 06:02 AM

yeah nice one TNT

So Mightymage, may I have some Chips?
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MightyMage
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posted January 23, 2008 06:03 AM

Quote:
Mightymage, mind if I have a job as manager or as a worker?

I won't kill anyone this time


I don't believe you.  I should throw you into Old Salty's Brig™ for even showing your face here.
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MightyMage.  For he is all I could ever
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william
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LummoxLewis
posted January 23, 2008 06:05 AM

But I went to Rehab and have come out not violent this time
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 23, 2008 08:15 AM




Salty staff:
Russian Drunk Bouncer - me.
Gay Entertainr - TnT
Kookaster     -   Cheif Kook
Iris          -   Kook and waiterss
William      - Cheif Floor  Moper
Acuilis      - Drunk spenish guy
Big Bossman  -  Some modorator

this is the level of importence from top (highest) to down (lowest).
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TnT_Addict
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Beautiful Liar
posted January 23, 2008 11:57 AM

If being a drunk spanish guy like Pecu is considered as a job sign me up too!

Though I'm not drunk, nor am I spanish and the guy thing... Well close enough
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted January 23, 2008 12:41 PM

your already listed:
Quote:
Gay Entertainr - TnT

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