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antipaladin
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posted September 15, 2006 11:57 AM |
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we seem to run out of old uneatbull fish food,i'll guess we have to feed it with one of your cooking kooka,ill take that thing u gave too gootch
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 16, 2006 07:44 PM |
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{Herself turning ashen with the utter shock of the sight of him after two years, Peace looks on as the Gootch withers into a pathetic babbling puddle. The moment is, for her, nothing short of surreal.
Determined not to reveal this and take advantage of his momentary brainfart, she tries desperately to get a grip on herself. She opens her mouth to choke out some kind of response, perhaps a snide castigation for his merciless disappearance of over two years, or a quippy insult to disguise her own self-disgust that after all this time, her feelings for this self-centered heartless heathen have not changed, not in the very least.
But the retort attempting to coil itself in her mouth frays and falls apart. Instead, her own inane babble begins, then is quickly overcome by a wave of nausea the convergence of circumstances -- the flu, the Gootch's sudden, unexpected appearance, the squalor of the joint -- are thrusting suddenly upon her.
The fiery flash in her eyes quickly turns to one of horror as she feels a nearly uncontrollable urge to projectile-vomit into his lap. Her big eyes widen even further, and she raises a palm to her lips as the wretching begins. Luckily though, her recent illness has prevented her from eating for several days.
But the unfortunate combination of this spectacle, the putrid smell of rotten fish and sight of cockroaches scampering about, all overwhelm a nearby onlooking patron causing him to vomit right into his soup.
The domino effect begins rippling throughout and soon the entire patronage finds itself foisted into a free-for-all puking spree like a reverse-orgy food fight. At the outbreak of this melee, Peace simply blanches and wilts there into a state of unconsciousness. Her eyes roll up into her head and she collapses right into the Gootch's lap.
Still speechless, sitting there in his own quiet oasis surrounded by the chaotic tsunami of gastric revolt gripping the premises, the Gootch slowly lowers his eyes to the unconscious toss of black curls in his lap. A subtle smile creeps into one corner of his mouth.}
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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kookastar
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posted September 17, 2006 12:12 PM |
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Quick Boris, 666, grab some buckets for the burleigh.
Man I haven't seen anything like that since the puppet spew in Team America. 
Go outside and feed it to the fish.
*looks around*Can I get anyone a drink of salt water?
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MightyMage
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of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 18, 2006 08:39 AM |
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Nice job Kooka. If I was paying you guys, you'd get a raise.
Mighty Mage runs to the kitchen to check on the food then hurries to find the bum he hired to play Old Salty.
Quick, if I was a smelly bum where would I be? Must find entertainment before my money leaves.
Suddenly he remembers, this wasn't just any bum. This was Pierre, the French bum.
Hmmmmmm...Ah HAH my stash of cheap wine and government cheese. Come on out Frenchie...oh Jebus you stink. Well it can't be much worse then the costume. Quick, put this on and go dance or something. We gotta take the attention off of that slimy mess. The slimy mess with the chick in his lap...oh yeah and the puke too.
Tina, get in your cage and *shudder*...ugh...can't believe I'm saying this...DANCE! Kooka go grab some Mexicans, five mops, and plenty of buckets. Promise them a ride to Home Depot.
Figures, you two come in and all hell breaks loose. Thanks.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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pandora
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The Chosen One
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posted September 18, 2006 08:01 PM |
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*pokes head inside*
Uhmm, I dunno what exactly you guys are up to, but there have a great number of complaints recently about the stench coming from this place...
*gags as her colour starts to shift from blue to green*
Oh boy....please uhm, do something about this smell!
*clasps a hand over her mouth as she bolts out the door*
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antipaladin
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posted September 18, 2006 09:39 PM |
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soo good i cant small anyway blackbossman if your swordsman frindes will enter without letting me take part in chacking them thightly i might demand more the money u pay me!
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kookastar
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posted September 19, 2006 10:18 PM |
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Man
The security cameras caught that on video We should use this for our
TV commercial
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the_gootch
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Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted October 04, 2006 03:59 AM |
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A smile which quickly turns into a look of disgust.
"Eww!! This is so freaking gross! I've never felt this goddamn nasty in my entire life!! Two friggin' stiggin' daggone years and this is how you say your hellos to me!? Get up off me sick girl!" our intrepid hero snarls. "Oh for the love of! I've got snot on my back and puke on my lap!"
He grabs Peacemaker's hair and pulls her head up. He then turns his back to the side of the booth and proceeds to kick her to clear his way out.
"You. Sick. Other side. Pronto. Capish?" he says, pointing to the orange and green flecked heap of hair.
He points at Mightymage, snapping his fingers.
"You might be big and bad now as far as your help is concerned. I'll always remember you as Conn's toadie."
"Food later. I need to rinse off. You got a wash basin somewhere? Spigot? Buckets? Soap? Sawdust?"
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MightyMage
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posted October 04, 2006 04:52 AM |
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Sawdust we got Gootch but you'll have to use the hose out back to wash off. You'll need to stick a quarter in to turn the water on...what? Hey, if Pepsi and Coke can charge for water I can too. So screw all of you hypocritical bastards.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 04, 2006 05:04 AM |
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Quote:
soo good i cant small anyway blackbossman if your swordsman frindes will enter without letting me take part in chacking them thightly i might demand more the money u pay me!
Who cares? 
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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kookastar
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posted October 04, 2006 05:37 AM |
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Boris, bring the wheelbarrow around the front, we've got some cargo that needs exporting. I think the crew over at Downhill Times will know what to do.
Turns to the slimy coated man
If you don't want to pay the quarter, you can always go for a swim in the dam. Gimme your clothes and I'll throw them in the oven to dry off.
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antipaladin
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posted October 04, 2006 07:06 AM |
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just a second kaaka..
wheres the gay striper when u needhim..there is some place i rather not go..
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kookastar
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posted October 04, 2006 07:16 AM |
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If you can find our illustrious mascot, then good. But I think he is still stitching together that newe costume of his. I'm guessing there must be a heap of sequins on it.
Otherwise "suck it up" and cart her off to the Other Side.
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antipaladin
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posted October 13, 2006 01:22 PM |
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Dang,*cleans dusts from gun*,I've sure slapped for a while
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kookastar
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posted October 13, 2006 01:33 PM |
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Thanks Boris
This place is kinda dead... maybe I need to talk to the boss about redecorating... I wonder if there is anyone here who could design a new eating area for us?
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antipaladin
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posted October 13, 2006 01:40 PM |
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dammntion,no donaition no slavition
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kookastar
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posted October 13, 2006 01:48 PM |
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Boris is mumbling to himself again?
*smiling* You are the best vomit-producing-customer exterminator I have ever seen Boris! When you get back from the other side, I will five you some tokens for the machine
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MightyMage
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posted October 14, 2006 01:44 AM |
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Excuse me young lady? Tokens are not to be taken for granted. Do you know how many kids I had to beat up at Chuck E. Cheeses to get all those things? If you want to start frivolously handing out tokens then you better be ready to go collect more...or else!
Do you understand me little missy?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted October 14, 2006 02:14 AM |
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William the criminal,
Walks over to the Token Machine, gets his Uzi which is hidden in his jacket, pulls it out and shoots at the token machine and it blows up.
Now to get that idiot unmightymage and blow him to kingdom come
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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kookastar
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posted October 14, 2006 02:24 AM |
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That was the craziest hallucination yet - man... for a minute there...
*shakes head*
They were the tokens I have been saving from my pay each week boss, don't fret, the machine is rigged - you can retrieve them in *looks at watch* about 30 min.
So what do you think about a redecoration - maybe it would attract some customers that didn't just want to shoot stuff and thow up on people? The again, that is kinda nice too I guess...
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