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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted September 09, 2006 10:10 PM |
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Or we could start a strike like the teachers in Detroit!!!! YAY STRIKE! lol
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 10, 2006 05:18 PM |
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No strikes! I like it here and bodies are not needed
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 11, 2006 07:17 AM |
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ill do another thing,ill work as a gigolo for class A' asian women of society,so i can hire up an assassin to come and kill mightymage,and those brgin trogos QP back(or keep 'em to myself..)
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 11, 2006 08:07 AM |
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 Mr. Drunk Russian Guard! You would hire an assassan to whack me? Your loving boss and reasonable employer?
You should know better then that. We here at Old Salty's never hire anyone unless it is absolutly necessary, at which point we pay them as little as possible. If you must get a hitman, find a guy you can blackmail. Much cheaper that way.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 11, 2006 11:48 AM |
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who said anything about paying,he owes me anyway  i let him stole some fish and chips from here when you warent looking
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 11, 2006 03:22 PM |
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Did I come it at a bad time?
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Knowledge is power...
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Demon_Child
Adventuring Hero
I'm a gift from the devil
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posted September 12, 2006 03:32 AM |
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yes....you did!!! We are in the middle of a discussion about how we will be paid....If you want food....order quickly and get out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 12, 2006 06:04 AM |
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Hey now young lady, don't harass the money...er customer.
Please sir, come on in. Have a seat and enjoy yourself.
Miss Demon Child, would you get this fine gentleman a menu?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 12, 2006 08:27 PM |
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*finds a seat*
Ooh, comfy. Lessee... what would you recommend?
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Knowledge is power...
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted September 12, 2006 09:01 PM |
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After several years our intrepid hero has returned. No really. This time's for real
Ambling down the road he stops to look at a squeaking, windworn sign swinging to and fro on its one good hinge.
"So these goobers decided to pool their money together to make a 2nd rate Long John Silver's?" he mutters to himself. "Wonder which of these super dorks got the bright idea for this one. Yeesh, you'd think they realize the terrible profit margins that restaurants have and just stick to cards and comic books."
He moves closer to the window to peer inside. Between the dirt and cheap curtains though he can't get a look at the lazy staff that's sitting around waiting to be fired.
"Well shoot. This is going to be fun." he says.
He strolls in as if he owns the place, takes one look at Mightymage, and shrieks, "Oh my freaking god. Why the hell are you here?! Didn't you have a dumb magic shop? Didn't you realize you couldn't hack it as a proprietor and decided to just content yourself with being Conn's toadie?! What the hell is going on Mightymage?!"
He takes a look at the menu.
"You're kidding me. I guess you don't believe in the term 'repeat customer'...more like 'repeatING customer'." Tell me you've got something to eat. And before you ask hell yeah I'm going to dine in today!"
He looks at the women, who by now are no doubt rolling their eyes. Clapping his hands together he exclaims, "Garzon! Who's going to seat El Gucho Magnifico Uno!"
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted September 12, 2006 10:23 PM |
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{Peacemaker, off from work with a bad cold for the first time in nearly a year, strolls though the village, reminscing. She sees the greasy-spoon diner and enters in search of a kleenex, but it is too late. She winds up and then sneezes a great big, germy loogie that sprays right into the backside of The Gootch's chainmail as he stands by the door waiting to be seated...}
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 12, 2006 10:45 PM |
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*the russian guard awakes with such incredible hangover,that even mightymage cant cure..as he notices the gootch passes,he bring hes metal detector to hes back and by the squiki noise,drags him outside*
"NO METALIC ARMOR HERE" *said the guard in russian,mumbled voice.
he later looked at peacemaker,and gave her a wink*
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 13, 2006 09:39 AM |
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*stops rolling eyes*
Hold on Pallie, not so fast. *Takes Gootch by the armor and drags him back to his seat next to Peacemaker.*
It's about time we had some Hemmingway class in this place
A friend of the boss, huh? Well here you go... *places a bowl of Old Salty's Carp Casserole before him.* Finally, that pot has been on the stove for weeks
Have a glass of Sour Squid Juice, folks around here say it is the best thing since something really tasty.
*Wipes hands on apron and heads back to the kitchen, nodding to 666 to take it from here*
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted September 13, 2006 05:38 PM |
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Before our hero gets seated by the trampy little hostess...
"Hey Ivan! What's that you say!? Sorry I don't speak Commie." our intrepid hero proclaims. "Just so you know jer...WTF?! Who the heck just snotted on me!? Oh my god that is so fricking nasty! What twizzle stick gamer geek just signed their own death warrant!?"
He balls up his meaty paw and turns to his new punching bag.
"You've got about five seconds pilgrim to get go....no. Impossible." he says, startled. "You...wha...um...whew...rawble bawble..." he says, the gibberish getting the best of him.
He staggers backwards only to have his arm grabbed by Kookastar. She mentions something inanae to him while getting him to sit down. In his catatonic stupor he doesn't mention anything about her unwanted advances. Kookastar bids him sit down and he does, completely forgetting about his back.
"Uh." is about all he can muster.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 14, 2006 07:48 AM |
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Welcome to Old Salt...ta...YOU! What the hell? What are YOU doing back? Figures your drooling snotty little goddess wandered in with you. Sit down and eat. The foods not bad but standing in one place for too long could be dangerous.
Peace? What are you doing out of the Temple? Fine, have a seat...but don't snot on my tables. I have no intention on cleaning them.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 14, 2006 12:30 PM |
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uh blackbossman i want a raise!
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 14, 2006 08:08 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 20:09, 14 Sep 2006.
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Give me all the money or I will pose great threats upon this establishment!
... haha just joking...
:comes in a minute later with a mask on:
Put the money in the bag or else!
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What are you up to
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RTI
Adventuring Hero
Now known as Rarensu
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posted September 15, 2006 02:30 AM |
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RTI walks in, apparently unaware of the holdup taking place. He clamly looks at the menu, turns to celfious, and holds out a 5$ bill.
I'll take the carp cassarole and a glass of salt water, please.
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Sincerely,
A Proponent of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, and Courtesy.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 15, 2006 05:53 AM |
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Quote:
Put the money in the bag or else!
MONEY?! WE HAVE MONEY?! WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME?! GRRR BLACKBOSSMAN!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 15, 2006 10:22 AM |
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Money pfff
*Tosses C the money from the till - one gold coin.*
No one pays for anything around here anymore
Would you like some juice? TNT is here maybe he can dance for you... We're still waiting on his new costume 
If you go to that table over there maybe you will catch some wisdom or at least a humourous tale, or at least something humourous
Boris, can you go out back and feed the trout for me... I need a couple more caught too if you have the time?
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