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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome)
Thread: Old Salty's Fish n' Chips (Underage Kiddies Welcome) This thread is 15 pages long: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 · «PREV / NEXT»
Iris
Iris


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of Typos
posted August 19, 2006 08:26 PM

Kooka, do you also know how to make sushi?  *Looks hopeful*  
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kookastar
kookastar


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posted August 19, 2006 08:33 PM
Edited by kookastar at 20:35, 19 Aug 2006.

I wouldn't trust the fish here for sushi

Sushi - ah no sorry  Unless boss man changes the menu.

*Wraps fish and chips in butchers paper {what's with the plates man} and hands it over to JoonasTo with his Salt Water.
- that'll be ah... $9.24 *  

Make sure you give our mascot a rub on the way out, he likes that




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TnT_Addict
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posted August 19, 2006 08:42 PM

Quote:
Make sure you give our mascot a rub on the way out, he likes that

Depends where...

...Depends by whom

You should know better Kookie, you know all my hot spots
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antipaladin
antipaladin


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of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted August 19, 2006 10:17 PM

xei kaaka,i mean kooka,i want specile deal at table nine,give them 1 in prices of 3 please.thats where my frinde TnT' rests..

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kookastar
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posted August 19, 2006 10:23 PM
Edited by kookastar at 22:25, 19 Aug 2006.

I need to recreate the menu here for my own sanity

[b]Old Salty's Fish n' Chips...........................$7.99 a plate

Old Salty's Goat Milk................................$1.50 a glass

Old Salty's Simulated Tuna Roll................$2.50 for four rolls

Old Salty's Sour Squid Juice......................$1.25 plus free re-fills

Old Salty's Carp Casserole (mmmm).........$2.95 a plate

Old Salty's Genuine Salt Water
..................$1.25 a glass


*A soft mumble rumbling beneath a Wide Grin*

Man I am really earning my 5 tokens - the lap dances from TNT_Trout are priceless but...

*loudly* I could really do with a Counter Assistant here.

OK Antipaladin - I am not sure exactly what you said just then; but fish and chips for you and TNT coming right up

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antipaladin
antipaladin


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posted August 19, 2006 10:26 PM

wheres my..opps i guess i forgot to bring more money,all spend on ciggerts,well too bad TnT,your paying
Anyway,kaaka,or kooka,whatever,ill call u kaaka from now on okay?>
can u make as sualty as posible,and add some vodka for free?

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kookastar
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posted August 19, 2006 10:38 PM
Edited by kookastar at 22:39, 19 Aug 2006.

Pallie

We are still waiting for our shipment of vodka to come in the mail... Ah, boss man said this place is alcohol free

*unscrews lid of salt shaker and pours salt onto chips, smiling*
There you go  Tell TNT I'll take it out on his hide later... my next-door-neighbour's son is 5 tomorrow - he can be entertainment at his party  I am still making him a shirt...

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 20, 2006 01:39 AM
Edited by william at 01:47, 20 Aug 2006.

*William smashes the door, and takes out unmightymage and kookie and antipaladin in a small fight*
"Me and Trogdor own this place now, you better obey, and if you don't then you will DIE!!!"
William walks over unmightymage corpse, and then goes over to antipaladins and then throws it outside into the water.
William and Trogdor remian the rulers for a long time.
End of story.
thread closed

Quote:
Whatever turns you on Kookie!

Pphhhheeeewwww... My luck that we are starting a new page

And I don't want to see anyone quoting it lol...

Okay so far the salty staff includes:

UnMightyMage as the general manager

Antipaladin as the russian bouncer

TnT_Addict as the entertainment / exotic dancer

We need more staff asap


Antipaladin and Unmightymage have been wiped off the list, so they no longer are part of staff.
So that puts me and Trogdor on the staff list.
Say hello to your new bosses Kookie and TNT, me and Trogdor are your new bosses.
Well now, first I propose a whole rundown on the things that suck here, and the things that are good.
We shall clean the ball pit, making it safer and more playful for everyone to play in.
We will also take out that crap token machine, and replace it with a poker machine, but since we have rigged it to make the person playing it never win, we shall earn lots of money.
We shall also call this place "William and Trogdors fish and chip shop of Doom".
Get used to it peoples, unmightymage and antipaladin are dead, so get used to them not being around any longer.
I hope you like these new changes.
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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kookastar
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posted August 20, 2006 01:58 AM
Edited by kookastar at 07:04, 20 Aug 2006.

Ugh

...well since there are no more tokens, there is no payment worthy of my well refined culinary expertise.  I am going to take the bodies of those dear to me - by boss and new customer, and have them resurrected

Have fun finding staff

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 20, 2006 02:21 AM
Edited by william at 02:24, 20 Aug 2006.

Quote:
Ugh

...well since their are no more tokens, there is no payment worthy of my well refined culinary expertise.  I am going to take the bodies of those dear to me - by boss and new customer, and have them resurrected

Have fun finding staff


I will, and you cannot ressurect the dead, this is reality, this is my shop and Trogdor's shop, we can run this ourself.
NOW GET OUT!!!
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make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
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antipaladin
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posted August 20, 2006 09:48 AM

Have u been dreaming again? i guess i slamed your head to firecly with my police club..i guess puppy happends..take him to E.R

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vigant
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posted August 20, 2006 02:20 PM

heya, mighty! any job openings?
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Demon_Child
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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 20, 2006 07:36 PM

In the midst of all the taking-overness and destruction, a new face appears through the door (or what's left of it) and demands to see William.  He walks up with a simulated tuna roll sticking out of his mouth and asks what the figure wants.  She steps into the light and everyone gasps at what they see.  She has the numbers 666 on her forehead and replies "hisssss, i have come to restore what is left of this place hissssss && 666ness.  ALL YE WHO THINK THEY CAN RULE OVER ME WILL NOW BE PROVEN WRONG!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA && 666NESS!!!!!!!!  I am the demon Child and have the powers to destroy you William!  FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  She bends down to william's height and smacks him across the face, leaving a burn that appears to read the numbers 666.  She then takes him out of the building and chains an anchor to his ankles and throws him out into the sea.  The whole crowd cheers and thanks her soooo much for saving them.  Now she is on a mission to look for MightyMage.  When she finds him, she brings him up and restores him and the building to it's former way.  She can do that because she's just cool like that && 666ness.  but something is still missing.......that's it!  THE TOKEN MACHINE!  IT'S STILL GONE!  OMG!!!  Well, no problem there, Demon Child has a machine at home she's been trying to sell.  She simply can give it to them.  Again. everyone cheers for her and takes her picture to han g on the wall.  When evryone settles down, they realize she has dissapeared.  Where has she gone???????  hmmmmmmm..........666ness

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vigant
vigant


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posted August 20, 2006 08:25 PM

ok, now that's something you don't see everyday...
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Demon_Child
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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 20, 2006 09:42 PM

What?  Me defeating the hated William once and for all????  









hahahahaha && 666ness!!!!!

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TnT_Addict
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posted August 20, 2006 09:57 PM
Edited by TnT_Addict at 21:57, 20 Aug 2006.

Quote:
What?  Me defeating the hated William once and for all????



You sure do pick up fast, welcome to a new and improved Williamfree Salty's

MightyMage please explain to her all about the payment procedure *cough cough, nudge*

Kookie it would be nice to get some overwhelmed recommendations expressing your gratitude...
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kookastar
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posted August 20, 2006 10:09 PM

*see's TNT_Trout standing in front of Salty's dancing wildly, looks behind to see a strange red light emenating from a destinguished young lady*

Demon_Child you really are a gift from ICTC hell  A warm breeze...  Thankyou.

Boss Man has been resurrected but has gone to ah sow his oats - he shouldn't be long...

*looks around*  That's a fine looking token machine you have there  


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Iris
Iris


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posted August 20, 2006 11:33 PM
Edited by Iris at 23:35, 20 Aug 2006.

Are you sure your 666ness isn't really sseu999?  


*Turns laptop upside down*  Hmm, that doesn't look quite right...



Edit:    I just noticed the tuna roll on the menu!  10 please!  ^_^
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Demon_Child
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I'm a gift from the devil
posted August 21, 2006 01:14 AM

Why thank-you for the nice welcome!  I think I'll like this place a lot.  Now what should we do with that trogdor guy.  Never heard of him.  I suppose we should hang him from the ceiling and let little kids aimlessly swing a bat at him and give them candy for free.  Good way for entertainment.  That way TNT can enjoy himself more.

If you need any assistance, please tell me.  I will be more than happy to help you all out.  


"pssst!  by the way, the token machine gives free tokens if you jump up and down 3 times and sing twinkle twinkle little star loudly"

TNT smiles and goes over to the machine to try and get tokens while Demon and Kooka stand off to the side and laugh at his stupidity.

"what a gullible idiot!"  "hahaha....&& 666ness"  lol

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william
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LummoxLewis
posted August 21, 2006 08:15 AM

I was not dreaming anti, your dead, and so is unmightymage, and I  just killed Demon_Child.
You did not defeat me, NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA MY SHOP!!!!
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waste the hours in an off-hand
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