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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted September 05, 2011 05:34 PM |
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Seems Drizzt needs some pork seriously...
Never f**king with a hungry Drizzt!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 05, 2011 09:23 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 21:23, 05 Sep 2011.
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Don't you wish your girlfriend was fab like me! 
veco:
Oh my, this fork will go great with my eyebrows.
Fabulous!
A man that truly understands me. 3pts.
Lex:
After Nightterror gate, Asheera felt she had some fess something up as well... 
 2pts.
dagoth:
Bob the Gorgeous: "Oh, Nightkiller, you're the only one who understands me..."
 3pts.
mvass:
This'll go perfectly with my "D&D Cosplayer" costume.
Ooh shiny! 2pts.
gnomes:
That's not a Knife.
"This" is a Knife.
Classic. But Drizzt's diminutive frame doesn't make it any convincing. 1pts.
jaba:
Taste my shiny!
I'll test your mettle with cold steel! 1pts.
bixie:
they see me drowin'
they hatin'
Awesome! 3pts + 1pts for reminding me of this!
baron:
"Now no one will disagree when I tell them it's a skin condition!"
The expression agrees. 2pts.
insanity:
chinese script on my knife says "he who holds this blade has a tiny penis" me tiny and proud and green  !!!! 
Expression does not agree here. If he was surprised it would be awesome. 1pts.
meroe:
'Gillette ... the best an Elf can get'
Made of win. 3pts.
tsar ivor:
"Do you want short sleeve or long?"
(referring of-course to the length of the arms )
Hoho. 3pts.
trogdor:
For my next trick, I'm going to use this sword to chop my assistant in half.
Oh sh** 2pts.
fauch:
"look how I'm so badass with this sword"
*begins caressing the sword*
...
*cuts himself*
The perfect emo accessory  2pts.
Vokial:
"Welcome, welcome to the barber, what would you like? Shaving you beard? Or your hear?"
Customer: "Shave the beard but... skip the hear on my throat..."
I have absolutely no idea what you were trying to do here. Or at least I hope I don't.
bliz:
Dedicated larper to the police officer: "Arrest me? I'd like to see you try."
Dedicated larping 2pts.
duke:
Seems Drizzt needs some pork seriously...
Never f**king with a hungry Drizzt!
Never get between a dark elf and his pork! 2pts.
ROUND 6!
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MacMasterMC
Known Hero
Resurrected Loreweaver
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posted September 05, 2011 09:31 PM |
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No matter which hand you choose, you're screwed.
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...a shimmer in the woods, with
an expectant feel to the air...
...a figure takes shape...
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 05, 2011 09:35 PM |
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The man just can't figure out why nobody will pick him up. That's the sign you make when hitchhiking, right?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 05, 2011 09:39 PM |
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"This hungry man needs our help, Boo! Quickly, throw nuts!"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted September 05, 2011 09:41 PM |
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Caught a frickin' fish!
'twas that f**kin' big brotha!
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 05, 2011 09:46 PM |
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Quote:
Caught a frickin' fish!
'twas that f**kin' big brotha!
lmao
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted September 05, 2011 10:11 PM |
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Yep, worked at the sawmill since '68 and now I'm broke.
What? nah, **** the economy, I never learned to clench my fist while talking to my boss!
or my wife..
...
or the judge of the divorce case
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none of my business.
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 06, 2011 04:17 AM |
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My reaction when Lexxan got more points than me for making a pun and a non-joke respectively.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted September 06, 2011 04:17 AM |
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I see... a violation of the CoC. Elvin, you should be ashamed.
((That's actually my entry))
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 06, 2011 04:20 AM |
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Shyranis
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted September 06, 2011 06:05 AM |
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Edited by Shyranis at 16:19, 08 Sep 2011.
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Lady 1: I'm much more of a people person, I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world!
Homeless man: Spare a dollar?
Lady 1: Ew get away from me you bum!
Lady 2: Can't you see he's just hungry? Here you go sir. A nice sandwich!
*starts walking away*
Homeless man: I said a dollar b****! *throws sandwich*
Edit: Bonus German lines!
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted September 08, 2011 08:53 AM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 09:00, 08 Sep 2011.
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"I lost all but two fingers when I was cutting the hair of the goat.
My two favorite fingers are still left.
Now **** you!"
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 08, 2011 10:04 AM |
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photographer : yes, hold your fingers that way, it is gonna be good!
mentally deficient and clueless guy : so, do I look good?
photographer : oh yes, people are going to love you!
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 08, 2011 04:08 PM |
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"AH!, I'm having a glorius sh**, so snow off with that camera."!
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 08, 2011 05:24 PM |
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An unsuccessful attempt by the Surgeon General to warn smokers about the side effects every time they buy a pack of ciggies.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 15, 2011 11:52 PM |
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bump. Come on guys *eyeroll*
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 15, 2011 11:56 PM |
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Herbert was not amused by the cherry flavoured cigarettes his grand-children had given him.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 16, 2011 12:00 AM |
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Edited by Adrius at 00:01, 16 Sep 2011.
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"**** you-OH GOD MY BEARD'S ON FIRE GOD HELP ME"
Smoking reaps yet another hobo's life. Call 0765-420 20 now for donations, we detox and shave hobos to avoid further tragedy.
An inferno could break out in a hobo's beard near you. Help us Help Hobos.
Hobo-Aid America
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 16, 2011 07:37 AM |
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LMAO
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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