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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 16, 2011 11:45 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 18:07, 24 Sep 2011.
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Step aside b****es. Cause I give the lowest amount of f*** humanly possible.
A true masterpiece in every possible way 
MacMasterMC:
No matter which hand you choose, you're screwed.
Heheh  2pts.
bliz:
The man just can't figure out why nobody will pick him up. That's the sign you make when hitchhiking, right?
Mr Bean thought so too. 2pts.
Lex:
"This hungry man needs our help, Boo! Quickly, throw nuts!"
Normally I love bg references but this one doesn't really work here. Not for me anyway. 1pts.
Duke:
Caught a frickin' fish!
'twas that f**kin' big brotha!
Awesome! 4pts.
veco:
Yep, worked at the sawmill since '68 and now I'm broke.
What? nah, **** the economy, I never learned to clench my fist while talking to my boss!
or my wife..
...
or the judge of the divorce case
Stupid basterds. 3pts.
dagoth:
My reaction when Lexxan got more points than me for making a pun and a non-joke respectively.
2pts.
gnomes:
I see... a violation of the CoC. Elvin, you should be ashamed.
No it's not. ( ) These are actually your points.
 1pts.
mvass:
"Huh... The right one is shorter than the left one."
Interessant. 1pts.
Shyranis:
Lady 1: I'm much more of a people person, I'd like to feed all the hungry little children of the world!
Homeless man: Spare a dollar?
Lady 1: Ew get away from me you bum!
Lady 2: Can't you see he's just hungry? Here you go sir. A nice sandwich!
*starts walking away*
Homeless man: I said a dollar b****! *throws sandwich*
Pretty winded. 1pts.
Jaba:
"I lost all but two fingers when I was cutting the hair of the goat.
My two favorite fingers are still left.
Now **** you!"
Aw yeah! 3pts.
fauch:
photographer : yes, hold your fingers that way, it is gonna be good!
mentally deficient and clueless guy : so, do I look good?
photographer : oh yes, people are going to love you!
That's the look of a man that has run out of ****s to give. And he would be pissed at you if he didn't.
Tsar Ivor:
"AH!, I'm having a glorius sh**, so snow off with that camera."!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lO2-nloXdQ4/Tl5bkRLPWcI/AAAAAAAAA8k/lGAT-BpPT6M/s1600/snow_yeah_.jpg 3pts.
Trogdor:
An unsuccessful attempt by the Surgeon General to warn smokers about the side effects every time they buy a pack of ciggies.
An unsuccessful attempt alright.
bixie:
Herbert was not amused by the cherry flavoured cigarettes his grand-children had given him.
Damn whippersnappers! 2pts.
Ad:
"**** you-OH GOD MY BEARD'S ON FIRE GOD HELP ME"
Smoking reaps yet another hobo's life. Call 0765-420 20 now for donations, we detox and shave hobos to avoid further tragedy.
An inferno could break out in a hobo's beard near you. Help us Help Hobos.
Hobo-Aid America
3pts.
ROUND 7!
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted September 16, 2011 12:18 PM |
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That'll make the globe a little less warm... heheh... heh... heh..
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none of my business.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 16, 2011 01:29 PM |
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Documentary voice : We are currently following the penguin in his daily routine. It is now time to eat. the penguin begins looking for a prey. Suddenly, a wild vacationer in a bermuda appears. The penguin then catch its chainsaw and leaps on the unsuspecting victim...
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 16, 2011 01:58 PM |
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Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a dentist.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted September 17, 2011 06:02 AM |
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"What can you determine, Mr. Holmes?"
"'Twas a foul crime most fowl."
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted September 17, 2011 10:05 AM |
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Leatherface's reincarnation didn't go as planned. For one thing, horny teenagers were now hard to come by.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 17, 2011 10:27 AM |
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"That'll teach you not to steal our food and mate with our women, now lets find some trees"
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted September 17, 2011 10:45 AM |
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Quote:
Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a dentist.
Win 
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 17, 2011 11:43 AM |
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 17, 2011 01:50 PM |
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Penguins. The only non-human species that can succssfully control a continent
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted September 17, 2011 02:10 PM |
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"Today I will teach you how to defend yourselves against a human who comes at you with fresh fruit when you don't have a gun or a tiger nearby!"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 17, 2011 04:06 PM |
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"How about you humans go back to clubbing seals!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Duke_Falcon
Disgraceful
Supreme Hero
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posted September 19, 2011 08:51 PM |
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'You know what human?
I'm from the Greenpeace!'
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted September 19, 2011 08:53 PM |
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And then Bob, the Emperor penguin, wondered how this had started to become his "typical Friday night out."
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted September 19, 2011 08:55 PM |
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted September 19, 2011 09:16 PM |
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"Stupid human, just because I like fishsticks in my mouth doesn't mean I'm a gay fish!"
"That doesn't even make sense, and I'm a genius so I if anyone should know!!"
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
Nuttier than squirrel poo
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posted September 21, 2011 07:42 PM |
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Hmmm...
Here goes:
*vague German accent*'Here, we zee an emperorrr penguin. It vaz engaaaged in a liff or deth ztruggle mit ze pessky tourizt, vor the poseession of ze chainsav. Aving accquired zis most fearzome wepon, itz struggle vor abzolute supermacy iz over, and it can zit back, confident in itz ability to terrorize Antarctica vorevermore. I, vor one, velcome oor nev flightless overlordz."
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Sanity through drugs. Order yours today!
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 21, 2011 08:04 PM |
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It wasn't a newspaper that was black and white and red all over.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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kodial79
Promising
Supreme Hero
How'd Phi's Lov't
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posted September 21, 2011 08:28 PM |
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 25, 2011 12:52 PM |
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Aww, my dear sent me a postcard! It comes with a note, let's see..
- Thinking of you
Veco:
That'll make the globe a little less warm... heheh... heh... heh..
3pts.
Fauch:
Documentary voice : We are currently following the penguin in his daily routine. It is now time to eat. the penguin begins looking for a prey. Suddenly, a wild vacationer in a bermuda appears. The penguin then catch its chainsaw and leaps on the unsuspecting victim...
That'd be interesting. 2pts.
bliz:
Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a dentist.
Poor fella  3pts.
gnomes:
"What can you determine, Mr. Holmes?"
"'Twas a foul crime most fowl."
Nice. 3pts.
bixie:
Leatherface's reincarnation didn't go as planned. For one thing, horny teenagers were now hard to come by.
Wasn't Jason who keeps coming back? 1pts.
Tsar Ivor:
"That'll teach you not to steal our food and mate with our women, now lets find some trees"
So absurdly random that it got to me. 3pts.
mvass:
The Emperor Penguin protects.
Heheh 2pts.
Lex:
Penguins. The only non-human species that can succssfully control a continent
They don't give a chainsaw! 2pts.
BETA:
"Today I will teach you how to defend yourselves against a human who comes at you with fresh fruit when you don't have a gun or a tiger nearby!"
Too easy. 1pts.
Trogdor:
"How about you humans go back to clubbing seals!"
lol! 3pts.
Duke:
'You know what human?
I'm from the Greenpeace!'
That could work 3pts.
Dagoth:
And then Bob, the Emperor penguin, wondered how this had started to become his "typical Friday night out."
NOOOO! 2pts.
Warmonger:
Sunbathing in Arctic with only your pants on may be deadly!
It drives penguins into a murderous frenzy 4pts.
Jaba:
"Stupid human, just because I like fishsticks in my mouth doesn't mean I'm a gay fish!"
"That doesn't even make sense, and I'm a genius so I if anyone should know!!"
Kanye West, you should have been there. 2pts.
Polyglot:
*vague German accent*'Here, we zee an emperorrr penguin. It vaz engaaaged in a liff or deth ztruggle mit ze pessky tourizt, vor the poseession of ze chainsav. Aving accquired zis most fearzome wepon, itz struggle vor abzolute supermacy iz over, and it can zit back, confident in itz ability to terrorize Antarctica vorevermore. I, vor one, velcome oor nev flightless overlordz."
Hoho. 2pts.
Omega:
It wasn't a newspaper that was black and white and red all over.
Awesome. 4pts.
Kodial:
And this is why no one ever argues that Linux is bad.
3pts (+1 for the awesome link)
ROUND 8!
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