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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted October 15, 2013 10:20 PM

Well, I was wondering if I should tell you this, but I've got nothing to lose by doing that, so: I went on a "date" with a girl (no, not the girl from my school). We went to a cafe and she ordered an ice-cream.
I know, I know: "Who the heck eats ice-cream in October?!", and I tried to reason with her, but that didn't work.

At least we had a great time
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Ghost
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posted October 15, 2013 10:31 PM

Easy

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mvassilev
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posted October 15, 2013 11:48 PM

NoobX said:
"Who the heck eats ice-cream in October?!"
When Winston Churchill visited Moscow sometime in the afterwar years, it was a cold winter day, but despite it, he saw people in the streets lining up to get something from a cart. When he inquired as to what it was, he was surprised - ice cream! "These people will never be beaten!" he remarked.
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Storm-Giant
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posted October 15, 2013 11:52 PM

NoobX said:
I know, I know: "Who the heck eats ice-cream in October?!"

You said it: October, not December-February.

I wouldn't mind eating an Ice-Cream this days, really.
NoobX said:
At least we had a great time


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Adrius
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posted October 16, 2013 12:04 AM

@Mvass: Reminded me of this
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artu
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posted October 16, 2013 12:40 AM
Edited by artu at 00:42, 16 Oct 2013.

I think ice-cream being a seasonal treat is a thing of the past. The big brands are sold in all kinds of stores, cafes and pastries all time of the year. And who's house is actually cold in winters anymore?

Great Churchill story, btw. That man is the best example of that famous British sense of humour.

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posted October 16, 2013 12:49 AM
Edited by xerox at 00:51, 16 Oct 2013.

So this girl from Socialist Youth kinda fell in love with me. We had very interesting politicial and ideological discussions (those are, imo, always more fun with people you disagree with). She is a radical-marxist feminist and I am, at most, a liberal feminist (i'm not sure if it makes sense, if its consistent, to call yourself a feminist at all). She thinks jokes about women are horrible. So basically, to get her off me, I had to tell her I thought things like rape jokes were funny.

and it worked! yay=D

(no, she doesnt hate me, we still talk and ridicule each others political positions - like when she was campainging at school and had red Liberty pins and I asked her if she had the individualist or the socialist non-definition of liberty)
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Azagal
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posted October 16, 2013 12:57 AM

Good for you xerox. But to be fair all you've said so far is that you've had a lively conversation with her, what makes you think she has fallen for you? She might just enjoy your company.
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xerox
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posted October 16, 2013 01:06 AM
Edited by xerox at 01:13, 16 Oct 2013.

because I know things

what is tragic for me though is that there is a guy in my class that i'm in love with and though I can get him drunk, we can never be together in the sober world=((
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Azagal
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posted October 16, 2013 01:15 AM

Wait what you're gay?
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Storm-Giant
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posted October 16, 2013 01:29 AM

Azagal said:
Wait what you're gay?

He must think he is a girl or something. WTF Xerox
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posted October 16, 2013 01:46 AM

how is that news to anyone? lol
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Azagal
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posted October 16, 2013 01:51 AM

No one ever tells me stuff anymore!! That and the fact that I've been mia for basically over a year kinda does the trick...

Anyways in that case I hope you made sure that the super feminist knows that you're gay. It's not fair towards her to string her along.
Also wtf don't take advantage of drunk people. Not cool dude.
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GunFred
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posted October 16, 2013 01:58 AM

It is funny how in ancient Greece, Xerox would have been a mighty elite warrior who took people from behind with his mightly 'spear'.
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Storm-Giant
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posted October 16, 2013 09:55 AM

GunFred said:
It is funny how in ancient Greece, Xerox would have been a mighty elite warrior who took people from behind with his mightly 'spear'.

Manticorize that. NOW.
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posted October 16, 2013 10:11 AM

Storm-Giant said:
GunFred said:
It is funny how in ancient Greece, Xerox would have been a mighty elite warrior who took people from behind with his mightly 'spear'.

Manticorize that. NOW.

I can't manticorize everything...

Or can I?..

Nope...
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Storm-Giant
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posted October 16, 2013 10:15 AM

Too bad GF
xerox said:
how is that news to anyone? lol

Have in mind I didn't read the offtopic subforums until a few months ago (with the exception of the other games exist too, where I visit sometimes).
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 16, 2013 02:06 PM
Edited by Tsar-Ivor at 14:09, 16 Oct 2013.

Well, nothing gets the liberal ladies all riled up like a good class discussion about the merits of slavery and anti abortion laws. (I mean seriously, "It's my body I can do whatever I want to it" is easily put to moot by the fact that recreational drug use is prohibited, plus a child is a parasitic life-form within you, it ISN'T you)
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Azagal
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posted October 16, 2013 05:32 PM
Edited by Azagal at 17:33, 16 Oct 2013.

Well one could argue that drug usage is a short and longterm health hazard that potentially ruins you and whoever is close to you, while the other is a lifelong commitment and responsibility to raising a young life but yeah "easily" countered by the whole drug thing. The two are totally comparable.
Also that "parasite" will severely influence your body over a longer period of time, so even by your flawless logic, her body is still affected.
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posted October 16, 2013 05:49 PM

Recreational drug use and abortion should both be legal, simple as that.
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