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OhforfSake
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posted September 05, 2014 09:34 PM

I was in love with a girl for more than 10 years and I'm glad I didn't do anything about it.. (when I finally got to know her, I found out what she likes is stuff I dislike, a lot)
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NoobX
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Now, this is a paradox...
posted September 05, 2014 09:50 PM

@kruegerman, the only thing that I'll regret on my deathbed is that I couldn't find a way to become immortal (and by immortal I mean unable to die unless I wanted to, y'know in case of a black hole or a neutron I'd rather commit suicide than experience that).

I don't believe in the bullcrap called afterlife, heaven, hell, limbo or the Mesopotamian underworld. I won't be crying over some wasted time because I simply wouldn't exsist anymore in any shape or form. So the point you're trying to make may affect religious people but I ain't buying it.
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fred79
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posted September 05, 2014 09:51 PM

damnit, ohfor. i'm trying to light a fire under noobx's ass, here. *stern look*


help me, obi-wan!

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fred79
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posted September 05, 2014 09:53 PM
Edited by fred79 at 21:54, 05 Sep 2014.

NoobX said:
I don't believe in the bullcrap called afterlife, heaven, hell, limbo or the Mesopotamian underworld. I won't be crying over some wasted time because I simply wouldn't exsist anymore in any shape or form. So the point you're trying to make may affect religious people but I ain't buying it.


huh? dude, what i said is supposed to affect the opposite. the religious have the afterlife. the NON-religious, have only THIS LIFE. you better get moving, you've got a lot to do!

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Storm-Giant
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posted September 05, 2014 09:56 PM

NoobX said:
I don't believe in the bullcrap called afterlife, heaven, hell, limbo or the Mesopotamian underworld.

It's sad that some people believe that (except if they're afraid of Death, but that's another story).
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OhforfSake
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posted September 05, 2014 10:00 PM
Edited by OhforfSake at 22:01, 05 Sep 2014.

Sorry to be problematic there Fred, I'd just heard it so many times recently, that I couldn't resist replying.

NoobX said:
y'know in case of a black hole or a neutron I'd rather commit suicide than experience that.


You're afraid of neutrons too? Dang it, we share the same irrational phobia, nooby!

NoobX said:
I won't be crying over some wasted time because I simply wouldn't exsist anymore in any shape or form.


People differ on this one a lot. Some think the ability to feel something bad is worse than not existing. I think not existing is worse. Counter-arguments that not existing can't be bad, because you don't exist, so you can't experience it, but in my opinion it's the fact that you can't experience that makes it bad.

Somewhere in there the logic is circular, and I'm not sure which side of the argument which makes it so.

Btw. you started as NoobX, then you became NoobY.. I wonder if NoobZ is next? I mean, dang those noobz!

Storm-Giant said:
NoobX said:
I don't believe in the bullcrap called afterlife, heaven, hell, limbo or the Mesopotamian underworld.

It's sad that some people believe that (except if they're afraid of Death, but that's another story).


But I...
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Storm-Giant
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posted September 05, 2014 10:03 PM

OhforfSake said:
You're afraid of neutrons too? Dang it, we share the same irrational phobia, nooby!

Quick, someone call Cor!

OhforfSake said:
Storm-Giant said:
NoobX said:
I don't believe in the bullcrap called afterlife, heaven, hell, limbo or the Mesopotamian underworld.

It's sad that some people believe that (except if they're afraid of Death, but that's another story).

But I...

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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OhforfSake
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posted September 05, 2014 10:07 PM

I don't even know why I started the whole "you make me sad".
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Storm-Giant
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posted September 05, 2014 10:24 PM

Oh, if you're sad, you know the direction to a more fitting thread, don't you?
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NoobX
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posted September 05, 2014 10:24 PM

No, fred. If it's what you would do, then Ok, I don't have any problems with that, enjoy your life and so on. But I'm not that kind of a guy that will do anything he wants. Just to be clear.
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fred79
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posted September 05, 2014 10:41 PM

OhforfSake said:
Sorry to be problematic there Fred, I'd just heard it so many times recently, that I couldn't resist replying.


what have you heard so many times recently? balderdash? poppycock? the rantings of a lunatic fisherman? that it ain't easy being cheesy?


NoobX said:
No, fred. If it's what you would do, then Ok, I don't have any problems with that, enjoy your life and so on. But I'm not that kind of a guy that will do anything he wants. Just to be clear.


ok, man. just trying to help. go about your life. pretend i didn't try to vicariously live through your youth as the sad old man i am today...



lol, i couldn't even keep a straight face for that.

PARTY ON WAYNE!

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Adrius
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posted September 05, 2014 10:54 PM
Edited by Adrius at 23:10, 05 Sep 2014.

NoobX said:
"accidentally" tripping and falling on me in the Gym class.

We've gone over this, you're not an animu character.
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GunFred
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posted September 05, 2014 11:23 PM

You should take fred's advice and kiss her. It isn't sexual assault if she likes it. But if she doesn't...

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NoobX
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posted September 06, 2014 08:05 AM

Adrius said:
NoobX said:
"accidentally" tripping and falling on me in the Gym class.

We've gone over this, you're not an animu character.

Of course I'm not. I said "accidentally" because it was an "accident", id est "not on purpose".



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Stevie
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posted September 06, 2014 09:17 AM

When a girl does those things it doesn't necessarily mean that she's into you. My whole class was overly friendly, like... we did everything to them. "Accidentally" falling on you? Please.. I touched tits and ass and girls sat on my lap in public. They were all over us, a distinct group, the alphas - but each in its own way. Like, one had the looks, one had the attitude, one had the personality and we were all friends so naturally girls were all around. I even did a sex scene interpretation with one with colleagues around. And you're afraid to kiss? Dude... lol... You lack confidence. If you wanna "play safe" then best take her in a lone corner and be serious. Don't turn your head or look away, keep your eyes on her and don't even blink. Say that you're interested in her and ask if she's in you, if you get a yes then don't rush. Proceed with the day as usual and come here for further instructions. If not, then tough luck kid

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veco
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posted September 06, 2014 09:43 AM

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Don't turn your head or look away, keep your eyes on her and don't even blink.


Never blink, it shows weakness by momentarily easing up the tension when you break eye contact with your prey/rival. I've tried it on my cat and that's why I don't post any pictures of my face.

Listen to stevie, he's an alpha
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posted September 06, 2014 10:05 AM

/stares at Veco
/poker face on

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veco
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posted September 06, 2014 10:11 AM

That's fine sweetheart but if you randomly start clawing at my eyeballs you're flying out the corridor

and no dinner for two days
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NoobX
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posted September 06, 2014 10:13 AM

I can hardly imagine you blinking, Veco:



Seriously, this just creeps the **** out of me.
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veco
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posted September 06, 2014 10:21 AM

It's not creepy, it's passionate!
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