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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted July 10, 2020 09:49 PM |
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Congrat.. Remember Italian pasta with cheese.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 10, 2020 11:32 PM |
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Ok, I was approached by a 15 year old... Neraus, help me man D:
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted July 11, 2020 07:42 PM |
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Over 38yo women interested me! How I know? I joined sex & date site. Where are young women? Maybe I said I'm 78 model. Ok amen. But I like Galatea.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted August 02, 2020 01:54 PM |
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The beautiful ones, they hurt you every time
Paint a perfect picture
Bring to life a vision in one's mind
The beautiful ones
Always smash the picture
Always every time
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 30, 2020 12:22 PM |
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Neraus, brother, it's not cool to leave a man asking for help out in the line of fire like that.
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Ghost said:
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 30, 2020 12:42 PM |
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My advice would have compromised my cover and current rehabilitation program.
Ok I was actually busy trying to woo a 26 yo while trying to pass an hard exam, sorry man, I have only the exam to deliver from that time.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted December 30, 2020 01:52 PM |
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Oh, so you've given up on lolis I see 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 25, 2021 02:00 AM |
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Edited by NoobX at 02:01, 25 Jan 2021.
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>be me
>meet this qt3.14 while hanging out with friends
>BOOBA
>don't pay much attention to her because of logistics
>basically not worth the hassle
>still develop mutual appreciation because of music
>hang out with friends whenever I come home
>qt3.14 makes her way into our company along with the rest of her friends
>go to club on Friday and Saturday whenever I'm in town
>manage to convince friends to start frequenting it too
>along come the girls
>'rona hits us
>clubs close
>switch to house parties for the time being
>gain the reputation of being a party animal
>it's all booze side-effects but whatever
>everyone digs it, especially the qt3.14
>club reopens after a while
>be there the first chance I get
>they got a foosball table
>qt3.14 comes with us
>end up as a foosball team
>beat everyone easily
>we bond more, but I'm still distanced
>she invites to her 18th birthday
>'rona still there, so it's gonna be a party in the open
>barely manage to catch the last bus home on that exact date because of bs uni duties
>get ****ing wasted
>proceed to club later than night
>sing Metallica songs a cappella together in front of everyone
>more bonding, but again I'm still distanced
>end of summer, I'm back and invited to a night out with a group of friends at a restaurant
>she's among the people going
>take a seat opposite of her
>she manages to make something up and ends up sitting next to me
>jokingly ask what I should drink, knowing that the answer is going to be rakija
>she suggests wine
>be taken aback at first
>she insists
>ehscrewitwhynot.jpg
>first stage of me loosing my footing
>we leave eventually
>the night is still young
>"I'm going to the club, who's coming along?"
>she tags along
>absolute ownage on the foosball table
>more bonding, and now I'm starting to fall for her
>back to uni
>effing exams
>come home at last
>learn qt3.14 is celebrating New Years' with us
>she starts hyping it up in the WA group
>dig her enthusiasm
>she's focusing her attention on me most of the time
>figure it's the perfect time to hook up
>the day comes, I get in the zone
>gin to boost ego
>she gets hammered and has an emotional breakdown
>ruins the mood completely
>balls in the color of blue
>mfw I realize how good of a build up it had only to end up as an absolute trainwreck
At least the bullet was dodged I guess.
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted January 25, 2021 06:22 AM |
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How come this thing looks like its much harder than Integral Calculus! You guys!?!?!
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 25, 2021 06:50 AM |
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Big F there buddy.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 25, 2021 09:37 AM |
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Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted January 25, 2021 09:44 AM |
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tl;dr version? 
Anyway, I'm glad the thread's active again.
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Horses don't die on a dog's wish.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 25, 2021 09:47 AM |
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Nice girl goes fubar.
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Ghost said:
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted January 25, 2021 10:55 AM |
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Drakon-Deus said:
tl;dr version?
Anyway, I'm glad the thread's active again.
Why? Are you going to share something?
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted January 25, 2021 11:34 AM |
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Hmm... not at the moment.
But I'm glad to see someone else take initiative, I mean it's not fun to be the only one who resurrects threads here.
Neraus, any news? 
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 25, 2021 11:57 AM |
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The FBI finally got to him 
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted January 25, 2021 01:48 PM |
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Drakon-Deus said:
Hmm... not at the moment.
But I'm glad to see someone else take initiative, I mean it's not fun to be the only one who resurrects threads here.
Neraus, any news?
Not at the moment? Ohh there's something brewing then. 
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted January 25, 2021 08:34 PM |
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I dunno..... doesn't seem like he has a lot to share right now
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galatea
Supreme Hero
Well, I'm Ceres!
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posted January 26, 2021 09:24 AM |
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Because he's just starting.
I dunno but I feel so happy knowing you guys are having a relationship. 
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And she told you, laughing down to her core, so she would not cry, as she lay on your lap,
"Nobody here can live forever, quiet in the grasp of dusk and summer."
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted January 26, 2021 01:52 PM |
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Ugh, my relatives are driving me crazy.
"You got a girl?"
"So when are you gonna get married?"
"Did you find a keeper yet?"
"How about a wedding soon, eh?"
I'm all for weddings as long as I'm not the groom. Yo-ho-ho-ho a bachelor's life for me!
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