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Svarog
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posted December 08, 2004 02:10 AM |
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Poll Question:
Masturbation - the devil's way?
In the spirirt of breaking the taboos, a juicy topic brought to you by Svarog for this month is... masturbation. And everything else that relates to it.
So, dont be ashamed, HC wankers, I know you dont have much of a social life, but I hope you must have some kind of sexual life, or at least a poor improvisation of it.  Which brings us back to the title of this topic.
Do you *beep* off? How often? Where? (I'm not pervert! its in the interest of scientific survays  ) and similar kinkish masturbation-related facts.
I can forsee the potential for spamtoss this thread has, but on a serious note, I strongly believe this is an important topic, and should be openly discussed in society. Sex altogether even more, for there cant be a healthy society or individual, that is ashamed to talk about it normally, just as we talk about eating for example.
I've also included a mastur-poll. And the question is: How often do you masturbate?
So, get your mouses in your hands and start clicking.. I mean, voting. What were you thinking, sickos.
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bort
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posted December 08, 2004 02:18 AM |
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Sir_Stiven
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posted December 08, 2004 02:18 AM |
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think you messed up the topic,
dont worry ive fixed it for you in a quote though.. completely free of charge:
Svarog wrote:
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masturbation - for me the only way
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Svarog
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statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted December 08, 2004 04:01 AM |
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Going down to Stiven's level, but cant help it.
Masturbation - for me the only way.. ok, but you forgot to add "to get Stiven to work out his biceps".
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Shirastro
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Happy happy joy joy
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posted December 08, 2004 04:05 AM |
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Stiven i didn't know you are.......Dont worry i wont tell anyone
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Lews_Therin
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posted December 08, 2004 04:25 AM |
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You´re sure that when you wrote "week", you didn´t mean "day"?
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IYY
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REDACTED
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posted December 08, 2004 04:48 AM |
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Aye, ye olde masturbatione. A foul substitute to quality sex with a fair wench, tis, but a substitute nontheless.
(I'll stop talking like a pirate now and go masturbate)
P.S not really
P.S.S not really masturbate. the talking like a pirate thing is really off
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AmrasMinyatur
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Elven Guardian
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posted December 08, 2004 04:57 AM |
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DOMO-KUN?
How dare you use Domo-Kun as a symbol of the wraith of good...hes a peace loving creature!
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EVERY TIME YO UMASTURBATE, GOD KILLS A KITTEN.Quote:
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Trogdor
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posted December 08, 2004 10:57 AM |
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Devil's way, or not........
I don't know why, Svarog, but it took you a while.
Now back to masturbation. Most people that I know have said crap about masturbation and have yet denied that they did it. We've all done it.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 08, 2004 11:01 AM |
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You think this masterbation thread is better than my thread? You wouldn't know quality hit you in the face, among other things >_>, cause you're too busy well masterbating.
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Trogdor
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posted December 08, 2004 11:08 AM |
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RSF, your thread is gay.
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 08, 2004 11:53 AM |
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At least it's not all sticky and smelling like sex.
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TheRealDeal
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Foobum* of Justice!
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posted December 08, 2004 03:41 PM |
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I do it very often actually. Now wasn't that helpful info?
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RedSoxFan3
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posted December 08, 2004 03:49 PM |
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I do it very often actually. Now wasn't that helpful info?
Only to psycho internet stalkers.
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terje_the_ma...
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posted December 08, 2004 03:54 PM |
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Well done, RD! 
Now that someone else has made the tracks, I won't be ashamed to say that I do it once in a while, too.
Before exams and stuff like that, it's real good to blow off some steam and nervousness through some good masturbation. I'm sure it's not much of a replacement for the real thing, but hell. It's all we geeks got, and at least it doesn't cost us money.
At least not if you do it somewhere people can't see you...
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LordLazy
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Wood cleaner
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posted December 08, 2004 04:12 PM |
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I voted 3-5 times a week
Girlfriend only comes visit in the weekends 
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terje_the_ma...
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posted December 08, 2004 04:20 PM |
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You make your gf come visti you? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
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LordLazy
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Wood cleaner
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posted December 08, 2004 04:25 PM |
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well, I have dishes and laundry to be done@!
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terje_the_ma...
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posted December 08, 2004 04:30 PM |
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So it's a "reverse gender roles relationship"?
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"Sometimes I think everyone's just pretending to be brave, and none of us really are. Maybe pretending to be brave is how you get brave, I don't know."
- Grenn, A Storm of Swords.
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LordLazy
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posted December 08, 2004 04:36 PM |
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correct
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