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posted November 17, 2006 11:06 AM |
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i concor
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william
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posted November 17, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Mightymage's one was pretty funny I guess lol
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violent_flower
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posted February 01, 2007 03:47 AM |
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The art of it alone speaks volumes. Even if you have a consistent lover there is always some fun in a little playtime.
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posted February 01, 2007 11:32 AM |
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Lets keep it different.
Life is so boring when it's just the same everyday in every way 
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posted September 07, 2007 11:29 PM |
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baklava
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posted September 07, 2007 11:57 PM |
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A wise man said, masturbation is having sex with someone you know you love 
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posted September 08, 2007 12:32 AM |
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That video was probably a setup by both people, but it was still pretty funny.
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posted September 11, 2007 04:25 PM |
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Edited by Orfinn at 16:27, 11 Sep 2007.
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A hilarious but nontheless an important thread. The fault with the societies these days are a lack of openess. And the results is fear of speaking of otherwise natural things like mastubation, sex etc.
And sex isnt the devils way, its the way of the nature!
I masturbate a few times in week. Dont have a girlfriend at this moment. But after what I have been through from last autumn (06) and to this day, I've had deeelicious sex with 7 different girls, some have been my girlfriends some sexfriends and friend-sexfriends (alot better friends than sexfriends and at the same time lusty to share good sex with you=) I think its nice with a break right now 
Damn those stars...okay replaced snow with sex, seems logical too 
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violent_flower
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posted September 11, 2007 05:39 PM |
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I say we should all masturbate at the same time, same day, and then all write a small how to hand guide. The older you get the more one has to offer in this area. We find new ways that work, new toys that replace the boys, and learn that phone sex can be the hottest thing ever. It about becoming comfortable with our own bodies.
Ok this is for the couples out there; so masturbation has got you bored but yet you know that you can touch your happy place better than anyone, so go to a restaurant with your loved one and find the table with the long table cloth. Once you are comfortable and had a few glasses of wine get yourselves off under the table quietly with gentle little rubs on the leg back and forth. Mix in some sucking of the wine off the fingers and whoopee doo, you have the recipe for fun.
This takes your masturbation to a whole new level.
Till next time HC, this is VF signing off and wishing you happy masturbation.
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posted September 12, 2007 06:15 AM |
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I recently saw this on TV one night while I should have been doing homework and thought what better thread to share it with.
Mythbusters vs masterbation
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posted September 12, 2007 06:15 PM |
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I cant get why people have phone sex, how can that be as satisfying as close encounter sex, huh?
Yeah Mythbusters kick ass! I remember those exploding gobtrotter candies, that had a core reaction, making the candie ball blow up if you tried to cut your teeth through its layers of colored sugar, man those kids got chemical burnt! 
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posted April 16, 2008 08:12 PM |
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Caught my son downloading porn, now the mystery sock left on the computer desk was my concern.
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posted April 16, 2008 08:33 PM |
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Hmp!I don't want to.I DON'T NEED TO!
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posted April 16, 2008 08:42 PM |
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posted April 16, 2008 08:43 PM |
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Oh yes you do or you lie about it................
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posted April 16, 2008 08:52 PM |
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Sigh.
You're aware that masturbation is more or less a basic need of a teenage human being, and yet you insist on catching your son when he's downloading pornography.
That's like taking away his toilet paper when he's in the bathroom. It's just mean and pointless. Get a good antivirus and let him live his life (and be glad he just likes to take a look at some fair boobs and not gang midget bondage or something).
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posted April 16, 2008 09:02 PM |
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posted April 16, 2008 09:07 PM |
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Quote:
Oh yes you do or you lie about it................
I DID do it,nowday's I got real, there is no need to do IT anymore.Mkay?
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posted April 16, 2008 09:11 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
Oh yes you do or you lie about it................
I DID do it,nowday's I got real, there is no need to do IT anymore.Mkay?
Your loss
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posted April 16, 2008 09:40 PM |
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Oh no I did not catch him in the act, just went to history after I had come home and he was the only one home. Nonetheless we had a good laugh I asked him kindley to not go to those sights at our house wait till he goes to a friends.  I don't want any viruses.
I know it is natural however I don't want to clean up after him.........
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