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MysticEyes
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posted October 07, 2005 05:24 PM |
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Masturbation: an interesting matter to discuss...
I discovered this art some years ago but I tried to limit it after few weeks because I think It's a symbol of some inner problems.
The guide that Valeries has given to us is a good way to exit from this Devil's way...
Svarog has explained very well in his experience about what masturbation can conduct to... 
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted October 07, 2005 06:17 PM |
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...a few years ago i had a little car accident, which broke my right hand. That gave me a complete new experience. "To do it left-hand" was like "havin a new girlfriend, but inexperienced".
So if u wana do something new do that. *hehe*
For me its nothing wrong with "playn-one-against-five". BUT for the younger ones: NEVER admit that in RL puplic.
My advice is: If u r in a relationship, do it if your partner is "not really in a mood" for sex. Some partners, especially girls, do sometimes sex to "do a favor" instead of really wanting it. If they have this experience with you, they will have less and lesser fun to do sex with you ..so better play with yourself one time to have better sex in the future.
Ok im ready to get bashed. 
Xarfax1
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TheRealDeal
Promising
Supreme Hero
Foobum* of Justice!
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posted October 07, 2005 06:57 PM |
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Well, i've found it more .. comforting to masturbate less often as before, it's a better feeling you get out of it.. so it went from 5-6 times a week, to like 3 times..
So wanking like a monkey on viagra isn't the way to go either.
Point well taken xar =) ..
But, if she doesn't want to have sex.. she can do other things that'll take care of the job in a jiffy
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 08, 2005 12:47 AM |
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But, if she doesn't want to have sex.. she can do other things that'll take care of the job in a jiffy
funny how guys see it this way (and I for one agree with you) but the ladies don't tend to think this way
(unless you're a lucky son of a *****! )
About off handing it (using your opposing hand)...
some articles have mentioned this as a good way for all you "quick draw's" out there to learn to relax and last longer... if the lady friend is looking malcontent, you may want to think abou it! 
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted October 08, 2005 03:12 AM |
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Point of interest: stroking a mutulated horse
I was wondering, so many people here from the States, how does it feel to masturbate a circumcised penis? I mean, for us 'uncut' guys looks rather itchy without a lubricant.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 08, 2005 03:33 AM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 7 Oct 2005
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how does it feel to masturbate a circumcised penis? I mean, for us 'uncut' guys looks rather itchy without a lubricant.
(poor "uncut" svarog, most women prefer MR Mushroom head!! )
well you're right in thinking it'd be uncomfortable...
(and I wouldn't suggest it)
"Itchy" doesn't do it justice... try RAW.(more accurate)
Don't think I've ever gone "all the way" with a dry palm!
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and it's funny you mentioned a mutulated horse,
I've always that an uncircumsized penis when erect looks a lot like a horny dog!  )
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted October 08, 2005 03:37 AM |
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Edited By: Svarog on 7 Oct 2005
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Man, a piece of your most important organ is missing! How do you even go to bed peacefully at night?
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poor "uncut" svarog, most women prefer MR Mushroom head!!
Thats because they havent seen Svarog's Mr. Horny dog in action.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 08, 2005 03:46 AM |
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Edited By: Jebus on 7 Oct 2005
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Man, a piece of your most important organ is missing! How do you even go to bed peacefully at night?
here's my new slogan:
"circumsized? ribbed for her pleasure!"
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Thats because they havent seen Svarog's Mr. Horny dog in action.
LMAO!!
I wasn't talking about your technique so much as I was the esthetic!!
(so i guess that means you last as long as a horny mutt don't ya?!  that spells bad news for the missus'!! )
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted October 08, 2005 04:04 AM |
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here's my new slogan:
"circumsized? ribbed for her pleasure!"
Yes, you should put it in your signature. Makes a man feel like a dildo.
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(so i guess that means you last as long as a horny mutt don't ya?
Sadly, not too far from truth. Though I care to make up for the fast ejections with multiple loads.
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted October 08, 2005 04:07 AM |
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A friend of mine which had an "uncut version" had to go to get the "cut version" for medical reasons at the age of 28.
So in his case, as he is sexual very active, he "knows" both version, and his girlfriend too. So i asked them which version is better.
He honestly stated the it feels better and that he can do it longer. Additional to this his girlfriend is very satisfied with his new version, cause it "looks better" and ...very important for many women ..it is "more hygenic".
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 08, 2005 04:28 AM |
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dude,
i just realized the eyes on your avatar blink...
Sv,
that's usually the trade off...
rapid fire with multiple bursts
or
slow and steady culmination
for one explosion of mass destruction
(each have their ups and downs (litteraly)
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Xarfax111
Bad-mannered
Supreme Hero
The last hero standing
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posted October 08, 2005 03:24 PM |
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dude,
i just realized the eyes on your avatar blink...
...scary isnt it?!? ..additional to this you are the only one who sees blinking eyes there! The Devil is watchin u!
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terje_the_ma...
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Disciple of Herodotus
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posted October 09, 2005 11:15 PM |
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Well, i've found it more .. comforting to masturbate less often as before, it's a better feeling you get out of it.. so it went from 5-6 times a week, to like 3 times..
So wanking like a monkey on viagra isn't the way to go either.
I agree. I think I'm down to maybe 2-3 times per week now, with the ultimate goal of cutting it out fpr good. (Yeah, as if. )
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Svarog
Honorable
Supreme Hero
statue-loving necrophiliac
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posted October 11, 2005 03:49 AM |
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Well, I think it's a good time to refresh this thread with more reads How penises determined the course of history.
It would also provide Jebus with the reason why Europeans are more satisfied with their barbarian penises than the Semitic circumcized ones.
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Jebus
Promising
Supreme Hero
TheJester akaJeebs akaJebfoo
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posted October 12, 2005 12:45 AM |
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Isn't it ironic how the circle of life works??
in this case the circle of masturbation...
you spend your childhood experimenting and grabbing yourself, and adults tell you to "leave it alone".
then you become a teen and you touch yourself behind closed doors, fearfull of getting caught by your folks.
then you get your own place and can touch yourself as much as you want, but you're not happy so you try to find a lady friend...
you find one and then you need to spend less time with yourself cuz you're off experimenting with her
then you get married and eventually your wife starts to tell you to stop playing with hers
then you start looking to spend more time alone and are fearfull of getting caught by your wife.
this gets you ready for old age where, as much as you're not touching yourself anymore, neither is anyone else.
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bjorn190
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jebus maker
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posted October 12, 2005 01:55 AM |
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circle of masturbation 2.0
you spend your childhood experimenting and grabbing yourself, and adults tell you to "leave it alone".
then you become a teen and girls touch you behind closed doors, fearfull of getting caught by your folks.
then you get your own place and girls can touch you as much as you want, but you're not happy so you try to find a good computer game...
you find one and then you need to spend less time with girls cuz you're off experimenting with strategies
then you get married and eventually your wife starts to tell you to stop playing games and pay more attention to her
then you start looking to spend more time alone and replace the wife with a new, younger model.
this gets you ready for old age where, you finally are free of any morality that would prevent you from letting girls touch you while you play computer games.
Then one day, when you just won a game, you die in a happy heart attack, with a good win-loss record and great memories.
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Russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 12, 2005 04:35 PM |
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this gets you ready for old age where, you finally are free of any morality that would prevent you from letting girls touch you while you play computer games.
Then one day, when you just won a game, you die in a happy heart attack, with a good win-loss record and great memories.
How about combining the last 2 phrases? So, the end result would be:
"Then one day, when you just won a game, you die in a happy heart attack while girls touch you while you play computer games, with a good win-loss record and great memories."
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TNT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted April 24, 2006 08:04 PM |
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TNT_Addicts normal day schedual
6:05 - First clock alarm rings and gets knocked out...
6:15 - Second alarm rings time to get up *turns on mood music*
6:20 - Running media player  the recent downloaded adult movie the first deed is done...
6:45 - Gone to work
14:30 - Break! *drives back home*
14:45 - Before eating, movie unfreezed the second deed is done!
17:30 - Back from work, showers and well... Yep you guessed it, 3rd deed is done...
18:30 - Basketball practice
19:30 - End of practice session, time for another shower nope you guessed wrong, heads home .
20:00 - Home free time at last, unfreezes the movie and does the 4th deed of the day, one movie is covered .
23-24:00 - Sleep time but before that! Yep the 5th of the day  good for me! Now I can go sleep relaxed...
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Vlaad
Admirable
Legendary Hero
ghost of the past
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posted April 24, 2006 08:18 PM |
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I could have lived without that information, but thanks for sharing!
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Guitarguy
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Rockoon.
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posted April 24, 2006 08:50 PM |
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Ya know, I always thought too much friction wasn't good for a stick of dynamite...
-Guitarguy
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