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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tell a joke
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted March 19, 2017 08:16 PM

Never trust in atoms.

They make up everything.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted June 28, 2017 05:46 PM
Edited by artu at 17:47, 28 Jun 2017.

Professor and his students are standing around a cadaver, he starts to speak with an authoritarian voice:
- My young co-workers, the first thing you should know to become a real doctor is pure and simple, you should not feel disgusted about anything related to the human body, now watch, learn and do as I do.

The professor then, puts his finger up the cadaver's ass, takes it out and starts licking his own finger.The students first think this is some kind of a joke. But as they realize how serious their teacher is, they all follow his act and start licking their own fingers afterwards. The professor continues:

- This brings me to our second lesson. While examining the patient, you must always focus and be really careful in your observations. You see, I put my middle finger up the cadaver's anus and licked my index finger afterwards. Now, you know how important it is to pay attention to detail.
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you guys are after some sort of systemized system - tsar

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fred79
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posted June 28, 2017 07:45 PM

I've heard that same joke, only it's a farmer with kids on a field trip, and the ass is that of a cow.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted June 28, 2017 09:02 PM

What is the farmer's reasoning when fingering the cow and licking the finger, how does he convince the others to do the same?
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