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Heroes Community > Tavern of the Rising Sun > Thread: Tell a joke
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Celfious
Celfious


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posted March 19, 2017 08:16 PM

Never trust in atoms.

They make up everything.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted June 28, 2017 05:46 PM
Edited by artu at 17:47, 28 Jun 2017.

Professor and his students are standing around a cadaver, he starts to speak with an authoritarian voice:
- My young co-workers, the first thing you should know to become a real doctor is pure and simple, you should not feel disgusted about anything related to the human body, now watch, learn and do as I do.

The professor then, puts his finger up the cadaver's ass, takes it out and starts licking his own finger.The students first think this is some kind of a joke. But as they realize how serious their teacher is, they all follow his act and start licking their own fingers afterwards. The professor continues:

- This brings me to our second lesson. While examining the patient, you must always focus and be really careful in your observations. You see, I put my middle finger up the cadaver's anus and licked my index finger afterwards. Now, you know how important it is to pay attention to detail.
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...and the laymen's landscape is rife with quacks and people with strange agendas. - Corribus

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fred79
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posted June 28, 2017 07:45 PM

I've heard that same joke, only it's a farmer with kids on a field trip, and the ass is that of a cow.

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artu
artu


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My BS sensor is tingling again
posted October 15, 2017 03:22 PM
Edited by artu at 15:23, 15 Oct 2017.



Two youngsters are arrested for selling drugs, the judge decides to go easy on them and sentences them to attend to an educational programme about the harm of drugs, sharing their experience. After a month, their parole officer checks up on them:

- So, how's the programme?
- It's been good. I already convinced around a 100 people to stay away from drugs.
- Is that so, how did you manage that?
- I drew two circles on the board, told them the big circle is their brain before taking drugs and the small one is their brain after taking it.
- Straight to the point and simple, I like it. How about you?
- Oh, I did a little better, about 700 people.
- 700! Really? Well... how?
- I drew two circles on the board, told them the small circle is their butt hole before going to prison because of drugs and the big one is after they do.
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...and the laymen's landscape is rife with quacks and people with strange agendas. - Corribus

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Tsar-ivor
Tsar-ivor


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Live today for we die tomorrow
posted October 16, 2017 01:32 PM

A gypsy and his son are hauling a cartload of bags. They are stopped by a police officer who says-


'Alright then what have you stolen? Out with it- what's in the bags?!'

The Gyp father answers-
'just grass officer all it is'

The officer is avin none of it, he rips a bag open, filled with grass then another the same.
'Alright then off you go'

As they're trotting off the father speaks to the child
' You see ma boy? That's how you sreal a cart.'
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness" Jenny.

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